power &&. control

L I F E – ❝ i'm taking back what was always mine. i just didn't know it at the time.

[brcwneyedd]

Remind me never to be your roommate.

[jfcmatilda]

Absolutely. Don’t worry, it’s not like I’ll need a new roommate any time soon.

[ffs-emery-blog]

Yeah it does. I was just kidding though, so it’s nothing to worry about. What music do you like?

[jfcmatilda]

Anything, really. Except country. Yeah, fuck country music.

[crookedjams-blog]

You’re the type of friend I don’t want. 

[jfcmatilda]

Alright. And if you, like my roommate, are a whiny little baby, I don’t think I’d like you as a friend, either.

[ftcrysta]

My mom changed the Netflix password on me once because I wasn’t doing anything else with my life.. he’ll probably thank you, in the long run.

[jfcmatilda]

Yeah, that’s true. Positive thinking - I like that. He probably won’t be thanking me any time soon, though.

[littlerilxy]

Well..I mean…Maybe he shouldn’t have been using your Netflix in the first place. It’s only fair for you to do that I think.

[jfcmatilda]

It’s his Netflix, actually. I’ll change it back, though. Or, at least tell him the new password. It’s just for, like, a day. 

[brycefxk-blog]

Who knows if it’s even worth it. I’m moving out anyway so. Maybe I’ll deal with one missing pizza roll.

[jfcmatilda]

Please say you’re not moving out over the pizza rolls. That would be a bit extreme.

[gracexhuds-blog]

Is your roommate so cheap that he won’t buy his own Netflix subscription?

[jfcmatilda]

It’s his account, actually. He pays for it. We live in the same house, anyway, why would he buy his own subscription?

[sterling-aurora]

I mean, yeah, there’s got to be a reason that you’re still roommates with the guy if you’ve drugged him. I mean, that’s a bit extreme. Criminal, even. You’re wild – how does your roommate keep up with you? How does anyone keep up with you? 

[jfcmatilda]

I could go into detail about my roommate and this weird roadrunner/coyote-esque relationship we have, but I think I’ll hold off on that. For now, anyway. 

[brycefxk-blog]

I like my roommate, he can have mostly anything of mine, but there are some foods that are too close to my heart.

[jfcmatilda]

Then tell him that. Be like “Hey, man, you’re absolutely great, but my pizza rolls are special to me, aight?” Except, you know, nicer. I guess.

[r-euben]

Nope — no more genies, no more wishes, otherwise that’s cheating and you’re disqualified. Three wishes. Go.

[jfcmatilda]

Fine. Can I wish for a cloning machine?

[sterling-aurora]

Okay, so he didn’t sleep with anyone, he’s not a loner because he has you and he’s annoying? But you take his Netflix password? What did he do? I feel so bad for your roommate. But I guess you’re not pure evil. But Netflix is like life blood to people these days. Like if someone changed my Netflix password… I mean, I’d probably ask my dad to like, buy me a new account. But I’d be really mad for a few hours. As mad as I can get. 

[jfcmatilda]

He was just being really whiny, and pissy. Last time he got like this, I spiked his coffee with codeine, okay? This is me being nice. But, I mean, this is the way we work with each other, you know? I knock him out and change his password, he locks me out of the house for a night and threatens to call the cops on me. At the end of the day it’s all just water under the bridge, though.

[ffs-emery-blog]

I wonder why. Almost, but not quite. You forgot to giggle. Plus, Iggy Azalea sucks, you should know better, Matilda. Nicki Minaj is the realest. 

[jfcmatilda]

I know, but shes the one who sang the line. Iggy’s the realest, Nicki’s the queen - does that work? 

[obscuritics-blog]

No! I will not dance, I’ll look like a psycho. They do a lot of leaping and stuff, that is best for a dance studio rather than a club. It wasn’t really a compliment but whatever, I’ll go with it.

[jfcmatilda]

Everyone looks a psycho in a club, that’s what makes it fun. Or, maybe you’re one of those people who actually does get really good at dancing when they’re drunk. You know, maybe.

[brcwneyedd]

That’s probably the best revenge plan I have ever heard of in my entire life.

[jfcmatilda]

That’s not even the worst I’ve done, but I’m glad you appreciate it nonetheless. Thank you.

[ehsadae-blog1]

“Do you really think that that would actually faze him?”

[jfcmatilda]

Yes. You’ve never met my roommate before, obviously. 

[awwwwwablog]

Changed the Netflix password? Damn, you really showed him. I’m sure he’ll never bother messing with you again. Absolutely savage.

[jfcmatilda]

I’m sorry, what would you have preferred I done? Because, clearly, my little plots of revenge must measure up to meet your standards. Absolutely- of course. My bad. 

[brycefxk-blog]

“I don’t want to come off aggressive to my new roommate and start labeling my food but if I come home to no pizza rolls one day I may die. And labeling is a small price to pay for continuing to live, no?”

[brycefxk-blog]

[jfcmatilda]

Why don’t you just be like, “Hey man. Stop eating my shit. Alright, bye.” I think that may be simpler, actually.