TUMBLR IS THE ONLY WEBSITE I TRUST!!!
I’m not on ANYTHING else because I don’t trust it. I know it’s gonna steal my data and track me down.
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@jigglybonez
TUMBLR IS THE ONLY WEBSITE I TRUST!!!
I’m not on ANYTHING else because I don’t trust it. I know it’s gonna steal my data and track me down.
(about mod under cut)
holy shit y’all actually got them to shower.
I didn’t think it was possible.
I did it so they wouldn’t come after me! Or at least slow them down..they’re always after me!
You can't hide from the aliens they can SMELL YOUB
I JUST SHOWERED!! I ERASED ALL MY SCENT. THEYRE NOT COMING TO GET ME
for now…
How are you doing Lime?
Hopefully you're fine, you're a vital member of the crew after all!
Oh, hey Green
I’m doing fine on the ship, I just showered because I learned that aliens like you better when you’re dirty, more flavorful. So you should probably shower too, you never know..
I didn’t know you were also on tumblr..people here have just been telling me I look like a cat
kitty :D
IM NOT A CAT!!
Something something afraid of intimacy
ooohh .... impostor blue blime..
lime at least get a wet sponge and rub yourself down with it, if any aliens are on board you HAVE to be slippery and maybe use whatever oil you can find too I don't know
I can slide through the vents easily, I don’t have to worry about being slippery
Aliens like the taste of grime, it’s like extra seasoning and spices. If you take a bath, to them you’re just gonna taste like plain old boring raw person, no flavor whatsoever.
I SHOWERED ALREADY! QUIT BUGGING ME ABOUT IT
I just hope you people are right about this..
Are you an engineer because you have yoga syndrome OR have you severe yoga syndrome because you're an engineer and spend all your time in da vents
squish bone syndrome made it easier to hide from them. That’s why I did all that hot yoga therapy, so I could hide
then I became an engineer
Not bathing is a bad idea Lime. Aliens like the ripe ones the best
ripe?? What are you talking about!! Has this been proven!?
Periwinkle: "I've heard that the more dirty you are the more flavor you have for aliens."
Periwinkle: "Haven't you realized why soap is made to taste bad?"
Really? Where did you hear this!? I don’t believe everything I hear like some people.
(Call Periwinkle bold but desperate bc someone smells like a stank rat for too long)
Periwinkle: "Your Church"
…
…really?
but that doesn’t make any sense..I’m sure that…well..maybe I should shower
Mod, I have a question
When exactly does this blog take place? During the series, an offshoot? An entire au?
Just wanna make sure before I ask somethin
it can be whenever you want lol
I mostly assume all my asks are directed towards lime before they die on the ship, but I do have a separate tag for questions which are asked after they die
I hadn’t really answered any directed towards before they started working for mira or any aus
but yeah it mostly takes place before they die in the series, I’m cool with anything though
I have this overwhelming urge to pick you up by the scruff, and lovingly insult you as I force you into a bath…
I will NOT take a bath OR a shower
You won’t make me!!!
“I would too, but will refrain from doing so because I know how you feel about baths. You should like. Let me know if you ever unleash your true form.”
you’re the only one here who has the right idea, coral
Not bathing is a bad idea Lime. Aliens like the ripe ones the best
ripe?? What are you talking about!! Has this been proven!?
Periwinkle: "I've heard that the more dirty you are the more flavor you have for aliens."
Periwinkle: "Haven't you realized why soap is made to taste bad?"
Really? Where did you hear this!? I don’t believe everything I hear like some people.
**gibes Lime 3.4 billions beans**
What
thinking: “what could I possibly do with all this money??*
lime did you know you are a skrunkly little scrimbo
I’m-
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? IS THIS SOME SECRET CODE?
Not bathing is a bad idea Lime. Aliens like the ripe ones the best
ripe?? What are you talking about!! Has this been proven!?