Seize the Day

[jingjingchenn]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

[anshelinasholie]

you’ve never met someone like me. you will never meet someone like me again

[labias]

Goals

[locotitochilewebeo]

[actionplatformer]

[honeyscentedbitch]

[stability]

[chimchams]

i want these tweets on my grave

[reverseracism]

Exactly.

[jingjingchenn]

having sex

boy: did you cum yet

girl: not yet

boy: *does nothing* how about now?

girl: sure

boy: sweet

[damadeumvagaba-blog]

[virgoassbitch]

Me admiring my friends beautiful souls

[nipplelesscage-deactivated20210]

[gothicprep]

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[lucifersabrina]

Maybe Mariah Carey didn’t give the performance that 2016 wanted, but she gave the performance 2016 deserved.

[arianka]

Goodbye forever

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

When everyone else is doing things with their life and you’re just

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

I just wanted to use the microwave

[raindrops-on-radishes]

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

Put what back