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Literally terrified to preform today but its okay cuz at least i have doomed yuri :)

Literally so desperate for content of this character I'm searching WATTPAD.

#AGIAN.#nibbling on breadcrumbs at this point

As a teenage girl (loud incorrect buzzer ❌) it would be nice to stop spending my time feeling guilty about old men trying to pressure me to do things for them

#idk what to tag #im listening to hoizer 😛

I actually hate having blood i hate having blood so much i feel like a water balloon about to pop why are we all made of MEAT.

#yuck yuck yuck #OBCD

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Police reports fat fuck poisoning local stream, experts ask, "Cause for concern? Or cause, for autism?"

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Just in; Doctors ask all residents near polluted areas to avoid drinking water with the following symptoms:

Refreshingly cool, slimy surface, sliced off body parts, or lack of native animals.

We believe that cross contamination between suspects with abnormally large body mass may have the potential to cause fever, hot sweats, loss of cognitive function (autism, dyslexia, ADHD, homosexual tendencies,) obesity, and the potential loss of faith in your government authority.

If you, or someone you know has drank unfiltered tap water, or stream water recently, please call an ambulance immediately.

#fat lotol #making fake news headlines so we can feel less bummed out about the real ones