ℂ𝕌ℙ𝕆𝔽𝕁𝕆𝔼.

Joe Jonas 1/3 JoBros . singer . single taking photos & collecting toys. rp only. not real.

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spvtmeout·:

kevin was too much of a nice guy for me, you know. nick gave the bad boy vibes and we all knew it.

And what vibe did I give off? I’m really setting you up for some sick burns here.

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hailsfm·:

tell me joe, do you believe in ghosts ? maybe this is a haunted house, we should go and check out the history of the property. oh god, is the damn nicholas sparks novel my death sentence ? are they gonna come and get me ? i really should start working on my taste in literature.

Of course I do, I used to live in a haunted house, ghosts are very much real. If this house is haunted we can get to the bottom of it. You can get all sorts of ghosts hunting apps on your phone now. You now have the curse of the Nicholas Sparks, it was nice knowing you Hailey. 

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starxlrd·:

Takes one to know one, speaking from one movie fan to another. I will help you find this said secret room so we can watch movies together, man?

With Chris Pratt on my side we can do anything! This secret room won’t know what’s hit them! Can we watch the original Jurassic Parks?

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“Hey Ant!” Joe yelled from across the main living room area. “Catch!” Without giving Anthony much time to respond, or react, Joe threw the child’s rubber ball at him. @antramvs​

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danvcamp·:

“kissy face!” dani got next to the person and snapped a quick selfie with them. she smiled as she looked down at it, pleased. “want to remember my entire stay here.” she stated. 

Joe was a little taken back by the sudden photo being taken, but wasted no time in copying Danielle’s face as he posed for the selfie. “Don’t post that if I look ugly,” he commented with an amused smirk on his face.

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haroldstylcs·:

“Yeah, I won’t risk it, better stay up” Harry mused, standing up from the stool to put the ice packet back in the freezer. “I didn’t, and I hope nobody caught that on film cause it was pretty humiliating” Harry laughed thinking how stupid his fall was. “Anyways, how are you enjoying the valley so far?” he wondered, as he made his way back to the table, grabbing an apple to bite at in the process. 

“If you need someone to make sure you don’t fall asleep I volunteer as tribute to follow you around with pots and pans.” Joe teased as his eyes followed the other male around the kitchen. “It’s pretty cool actually, I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about it. I mean there’s some people I was more excited to see than others, but nothing that can’t put a downer on the experience.”

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camimcndcx·:

I don’t know if this is news for you or not, but I’ve found my secret hidden spot already, is called the winery?! And you go down into it through a secret door on the kitchen’s floor, have you seen that one yet? But I’m definitely up to go and explore some more, see what other secret rooms there are, a house this huge is bound to have some secrets!

Wait there’s a winery?! Why has no one else told me about this, I need to go and see what treasures they have down there. Wanna come along? Maybe we can start our adventure there.

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dualvpa·:

dua licked her lips and smirked, giving a small shrug. “most can’t keep up with me is all.” her eyes met his in a daring grin. dua laughed as he took off for outside. she was already trailing behind him, pulling her shirt up and off, already stripping down to hit the pool first. 

The second Joe came to the pool’s edge he slowed down, taking his time to remove the shirt off his back. He would never admit it, but it gave him the chance to watch as Dua stripped down. The singer couldn’t help but bite his lower lip as his eyes scanned over her slim body, his mouth curling up into a smirk. He quickly snapped out of his, almost, trance as he finally stripped down, canon balling into the pool.

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camercns·:

always was a displeasure actually, joseph. a few weeks. if you’re reconsidering, i can help you find the exit if you’d like ? 

What and rob you of the chance of seeing me on a daily basis? I could never.

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spvtmeout·:

not gonna lie to you though, i was partial to bit of nick.

What about Kevin though? Kevin never gets any of the love. Nick get’s too much attention.

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PEACE VALLEY TASK 001: ↳ peace valley charity gala | golden hour masquerade.

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          “Joe Jonas has been confirmed to attend the Peace Valley Charity Gala.”

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jazzyjcnes·:

Oh heck yeah I’ll help you search for it. I barely know my way around yet. But this place is by far large enough that there has to be some hidden spaces here and there. I for one think we should pull ever book in every book shelf there is in here.. Might lead to some secret cellar or something. Nah but man, I’m with you on this. At least if you find something before I get involved, swear you let me know yeah?

I wasn’t expecting so many people to join in with this, but I’m here for it. Me and Alex have already decided to pull every book there is, so you’re more than welcome to join in. It turns out this house is just one big escape room, how do you cope under pressure and are you good at problem solving? Oh the whole house will know about it if I find something, trust me.

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haroldstylcs·:

“Glad others can learn from my mistake” Harry chuckled as well, despite the growing ache on his head, the whole situation was indeed rather funny. “Sounds much safer. I could use a nap, yet they say you shouldn’t sleep when you bump your head, or at least nan used to tell me that, I’m obligated to take it as the law” 

“Yeah I heard you’re not supposed to sleep afterwards, but I don’t know how true it actually is,” Joe just shrugged as he sat at the table. “Please tell me you filmed it though.”

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hailsfm·:

i’m gonna let you in on a little secret i haven’t told anybody else yet… the other day, i was i was pulling a book out of one of the shelves - yes, it was a nicholas sparks novel, don’t judge me - and the shelf started to move, revealing a small passageway. i was obviously creeped the fuck out, so i quickly put the book back to where it belonged, but i swear i heard voices coming out of there as it closed again.

Oh my god really? Voices? Do you think people are watching us? I knew it. Trust it to be a fucking Nicholas Sparks, no one would have gone for that book, you blew their cover. 

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spvtmeout·:

easy to say when you’re a bloody jonas brother.

Dare I say, the best Jonas Brother. But also as a Jonas Brother I can confidently say your hair can’t be worse than my Camp Rock days.

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dualvpa·:

dua eyed him as she downed another shot. “i’m quite impressed, babe. you can hold your own.” she smiled to him and set her shot glass down. “have ya had enough for skinny dipping now? i think that pool’s calling our name…” dua stated with a smirk and winked to joe. @jjcnas·

Joe downed yet another shot, his face wincing only slightly as the strong liquor burnt his throat. Dua’s comment caused the singer to laugh as he put the now empty shot glass down on the table. “Why are you so shocked?” He asked with a curious raised brow, which only morphed into a devilish smirk as she mentioned skinny dipping. Suddenly, Joe darted for the door that lead to the bark yard, “race ya to the pool!” He called out behind him.

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alexandramorgvn·:

damn…a secret door, huh? can’t say i’ve thought about it but i do think you’ve probably been watching too many movies, yeah. but have you tried the bookcases? maybe we should start there. 

Might not be a door, it could be a wardrobe, like Narnia. People will hide shit anywhere they can. You can start at one end of the bookcase and I’ll start on the other, we will have all the books pulled and tested in no time.