Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips

Philly

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[simena]

Füsun Ürkün - Uğur Böceği

[clusterbuck]

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

[zagrebinaa]

[bunnypets]

Happy Thanksgiving!! Here's the three Thanksgiving I've both hosted + cooked for my loved ones this month. Everything made from scratch. Details on all of the food down below. ♡

#1 - Classic Thanksgiving

Spatchcock chicken. Dry brine with citrusy herby salt. Sage + sausage stuffing with sourdough bread Roasted garlic mashed potatoes + gravy Cranberry sauce Garlicky green beans topped with fried crispy onions Brown butter sage dinner rolls Apple pie + homemade eggnog ice cream

#2 - Southern inspired

Spiral ham smoked on charcoal grill. Maple, dijon, garlic glaze. Baked macaroni and cheese with gouda, sharp cheddar, gruyere Collard greens Garlicky green beans Honey cornbread Deviled eggs Candied yams Caramel banana pudding pie

#3 - Classic inspired

Spatchcock chicken with compound butter under skin + maple glaze Brown butter sage dinner rolls 3 cheese potatoes au gratin with caramelized onions Garlicky green beans Pumpkin cheesecake with pecan topping and maple whipped cream Pumpkin blondies with white chocolate chunks

[thehandbookauthority]

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[fairytale-angel]

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[luvlywitch]

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[britneyspears]

If you witnessed Britney perform "...Baby One More Time" during the Dream Within A Dream Tour... how does it feel to be God's favorite?

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