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The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of...

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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Independence Day (1996) | dir. Roland Emmerich

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The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

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I LOVE HUMPHREY

[jocularchefwho]

Are bats just dogs with wings?

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🦇 Happy New Year! 🦇

[heartsnmagic]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[otpnerd]

OTP 2am

Person A: You know what I just realized?

Person B: What?

Person A: That in 2020 it will have been 60 years since the 60’s.

Person B: … shit you right.

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iconic

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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Independence Day (1996) | dir. Roland Emmerich

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[queeranne]

today is the day

[leodrune]

a spell to make a home cozier

here is a little ritual you can do to bring warmth, joy and harmony to a home to make it feel cozier and more welcoming. best done during a full moon, but you can do it any time. you will need:

☾ a small bowl of ceramic, wood or glass

☾ a clove of garlic (bringing warmth + togetherness to a home)

☾ a sprinkle of lavender flowers (tranquility and calm)

☾ a sprig of pine (home blessing, cleansing, grounding)

☾ a brown candle (home and hearth magick)

sit in the main area of your home. light your brown candle; sit comfortably on the floor or couch and meditate on the candle for a while. warm your hands with its flame.

set the offering bowl in front of the candle. take the garlic clove in your hands and visualize the way you want your home to feel: warm, lived-in and welcoming. warm the clove over the candle-flame briefly and set it in the bowl.

take your lavender flowers in your hands. close your eyes, take a deep breath and inhale the scent of them. let it calm you, as it will calm the energy of your home. place the flowers atop the garlic.

lastly, take the sprig of pine. use it like a wand; point it toward all four corners of the room you’re in. place it against your heart, and set it in the bowl.

whisper to the bowl: “may your magick bless this home with kindness and warmth.” blow out the candle; place the bowl on a windowsill, mantle, or coffee table for three nights. on the third night, sprinkle its contents outside your front door.

[champagnemoon]

Reading this just made me mad as hell lmao

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