Salty Sleepy Surfery Rhymes - pg 28 . If the groms stole Santa's sleigh They'd be off and on their way They load all their boards And take off straight towards A tropical land, far away . On the way they'd pick up their bros Too many I'd have to suppose Blitzen would scoff As they took off He wouldn't like the music they chose . They wouldn't be too specific Just head to the South Pacific Over the sea They stop in Fiji They heard the surf there was terrific . That have the sleigh drop them out back And spend their time getting shacked They'd surf for days Catching millions of waves With no parents to give them flak . Christmas would come and go But the groms, they wouldn't know If Santa doesn't bring You a single thing The groms might bring it tomorrow . Salty Sleepy on Sunday afternoons...











