Can You Believe?!!!

INFP-T I cant handle Queer Eye, so I just cry while compulsively binge watching it. One more romantic. Movies, FRIENDS, adorable animals, ocasional jokes and a lot of love for actors and actresses follow me @DearHeath

[badjokesbyjeff]

So my twin brother called me from prison

He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”

[kriosv]

Jeff, we talked about your username.

[goodreadss]

Rest after Work by Vincent van Gogh Harvest in Provence by Vincent van Gogh

[joeylikespizza]

Antoni’s stories screenshots

[joeylikespizza]

me: mom i can't go to school the stress is bad for the baby

mom: what baby?

me: me

[furybaby]

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

[joeylikespizza]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[joeylikespizza]

me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate

my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

[mjalti]

me: hello me, internally: did i say too much

[folktaylor]

someone has to date me eventually right

[folktaylor]

this is really funny because i posted this two years ago and no, apparently not.

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[joeylikespizza]

Me: I don't have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[joeylikespizza]

me on a daily basis: lays in bed all day watching random YouTube videos

me: wow I'm really unhealthy, I need a change

me: *lays in bed all day watching fitness YouTube videos*

[honeyluna]

i really love the idea of a soulmate but it scares me that i may never find mine

[aewm]

me in the group chat:

[capacity]

me watching everyone on earth date and fall in love

[luvbey]

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

[rosewater1997]

Me after saying anything: Why Do I Talk Like That