For Users That Like Nothing.

[outofcontextfistofthenorthstar]

[wickedwitchtit-deactivated20200]

me saying what’s up to my old math tutor who tried to fight me in high school bc I made out w his girlfriend but then I went to college and realized that my sexual frustration and promiscuity was centered around my denied homosexuality and then I came out and went back home for thanksgiving and went to target and saw him in the videogame section and remembered he joined the army and got huge and hot and i said what’s up Andrew

[schakira]

[emma-d-klutz]

That sentence had three seasons and an hour long special

[joeyrough]

Back on this forsaken app. Mainly to bitch about my love life with strangers.

[notyouraveragenympho]

[atasteoflee]

Oh naaahhh, can’t even risk it

[000000000000000i0-deactivated20]

Yall reck

[0512-97]

Showin out all summa 19 periodddd

[bby-luuv]

super old to me but new to tumblr so enjoy 💙

[blackgirlsreverything]

ig: marieduponcy

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[bombshellssonly]

@marquel1823

[janeforest]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Girls. Don’t take away the pussy from ya man because you’re mad. That’s mad childish.

[gltr-deactivated20180924]

Don’t make ya girl mad then. Problem solved

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Nobody make they girl mad. They girl make themselves mad.

[gltr-deactivated20180924]

Unacceptable. I’m not even your girl and I’m mad.

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

You made ya self mad.

[gltr-deactivated20180924]

[kcxcjdc]

Lmaoo wow

[amoisthobo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sobeitjayt]

Are you happy with your current penis size

you tryna sell me a new dick

[endangered-justice-seeker]

I love this kind of people !!! Kind, honest, open, sincere, reliable, passionate about their business. Outstanding job documenting the love in that community. The world needs more Floyd’s.

[beefcaaake]

🎞

[gnosticgnoob]

The whole time still we had live giraffes walking around I never noticed they had different patterns

[what-hos-there]

WHAT

[gayerluke]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

How did the Rothschilds get they own type of Giraffes, God what a flex.

[joeyrough]

Gangster ass giraffes. Reppin their set and shit

[childhoodruiner]

Retweet

[baebiebleu-deactivated20190611]

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨sorry y’all

[whimslight]

im sorry yall

[biggestniq]

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

[harpylady]

hey everyone and welcome to my cain and abel roleplay sesh

[maskeraith]

is this an open rp

[harpylady]

Yes but only if youre cain and I am abel

[maskeraith]

ok got it

[harpylady]

great so I’m going to go tend to my plants obliviously and I cant see you and its windy so I cant hear you if you snuck up on me

[maskeraith]

*kills you*

[harpylady]

now I’m God and I’m mad

[maskeraith]

what ever

[harpylady]

I hit you with a lighting

[tittled]