Spiritually,still in the cupboard under the stairs

[joeytribianipizza]

Make Lee Jordan cover 2020's events.

[joeytribianipizza]

Man I wish I could draw frogs

[joeytribianipizza]

Honestly, Light Yagami is kind of a slut!

[huffylemon]

Part one of whatever the hell this meme is

[headspace-hotel]

[joeytribianipizza]

I WILL base my whole personality on excessively using this 🤌🏻 emoji

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[joeytribianipizza]

I don't trust buildings with only one floor

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[teratomarty]

YES.

[joeytribianipizza]

Your brain ever produce thoughts so absurd, that you're like my whole existence is a shitpost

[trulyvincent]

Blue Gandalas

[yousoseelie]

That bird is SO BLUE

They look like flowers on those tree branches I cannot

[kyloren]

Snow was swirling against the icy windows once more; Christmas was approaching fast. Hagrid had already single-handedly delivered the usual twelve Christmas trees for the Great Hall; garlands of holly and tinsel had been twisted around the banisters of the stairs; everlasting candles glowed from inside the helmets of suits of armour and great bunches of mistletoe had been hung at intervals along the corridors.

HOGWARTS + winter & christmas aesthetic 🎄❄️☃️🎁

[selkiewizard]

England (derogatory)

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[byjove]

We did it Tommy!

[continuants]

Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!

[spidyspence]

you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? girls being happy. have you ever seen a girl just being happy? iridescent. stunning. just gorgeous. keep it up

[toocooltobehipster]

disney character: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the farest of them all? mirror: look, susan, beauty is a socially constructed concept which can be defined in many ways by different people. moreover, regardless of which definition is used, it cannot be quantified and therefore cannot be accurately compared. 

[mischief-marauders]

Snape is lucky as hell that Sirius wasn’t alive in The Half Blood Prince because the first thing Harry would’ve done when he found out that Snape told Voldemort the prophecy, would’ve been to tell Sirius. And no force on Heaven or earth would have stopped that man from flooing, flying, apparating, or running to Hogwarts and killing that grease stain.

[joeytribianipizza]

Dakota Johnson's house>>>>>>>