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Charles III King of the United Kingdom
The Charming Old Rogue, āAPBā
Featuring Retired British Army Officer, Andrew Parker Bowles
Chapter One: The Venus of the Cotswolds
The pair made an unlikely couple: the 24-year-old painter from Brighton with his tousled dark waves and introspective hazel-green eyes, and the 79-year-old retired Brigadier with his thinning swept-back white hair, pale-blue eyes, and the ramrod posture of a man who had once commanded the Blues. They had met at a quiet charity reception in Londonāsomething to do with war memorialsāand a friendship had grown from shared rides through Hyde Park. Andrew Parker Bowles, still trim at five-eleven in his tweed jackets and regimental ties, found the young manās easy laughter refreshing. Alex Hartley, lithe and softly spoken with that gentle Brighton lilt, felt the pull of the older manās roguish charm.
Flirtation crept in subtly at first. A lingering hand on the reins. A wry comment from Andrew about āyoung stallions needing proper breaking.ā
Alex would reply with a soft smile and a remark about capturing āthe noble lines of experienceā on canvas. Andrew, who had not felt truly wanted in years, surprised himself by reciprocating.
It was inevitable that Alex would ask to paint him.
āThink Venus of Urbino,ā he said one afternoon after a gallop, cheeks flushed. āTitian, 1534. Reclining, confident, utterly unapologetic. But head-and-shoulders only, of course. I want your face, that famous Parker Bowles smirk.ā
Andrew laughed, a deep, cavalrymanās chuckle.
āMy dear boy, Iāve put on a bit of weight since my polo days. Iād make a rather portly Venus.ā
āNo matter,ā Alex replied, eyes sparkling. āHead and shoulders it is.ā
The sittings took place at Andrewās Cotswolds home, a graceful residence surrounded by lush gardens where a Duchess of Camilla rose bloomed in fragrant pink mockery. Inside, medals gleamed beside the last Union flag from Rhodesia, trophies from Grand National days, and shelves of vintage wine. Andrew sat in a favourite leather armchair by the tall windows, dressed in a navy checked suit, cream shirt, and knitted vest, wooden cane resting nearby. His signet ring caught the light on his left pinky.
He was a fidgety sitter. Alex worked slowly, palette in hand, wearing a simple linen shirt that showed the faint outline of his slender frame. Breaks were frequentāDiet Coke for Andrew, quiet conversation for both.
āYou know,ā Alex said one afternoon, brush hovering, āyou have the most remarkable jaw. Strong. Like it could command a squadron or charm an entire drawing room.ā
Andrewās thin lips curved into that wide, charismatic smile.
āFlattery from a pretty young painter? Careful, Hartley, or Iāll think youāre after more than my likeness.ā
Alexās cheeks coloured, but his hazel-green eyes held steady.
āAnd if I were?ā
The air thickened. Andrewās pale-blue eyes narrowed with amusement and something deeper.
āThen Iād say youāve caught an old rogue at a vulnerable moment. One who hasnāt been looked at quite like that in rather a long time.ā
That evening they went to dinner at a quiet local restaurant. Flirting continued over wineāAndrewās knowledgeable commentary on the vintage, Alexās gentle teasing about ādistinguished older gentlemen who still know how to ride.ā
By the time they returned to the house, the sexual tension was electric.
They barely made it past the drawing room. Andrew set his cane aside and pulled Alex close with surprising strength, broad shoulders still powerful from decades of horsemanship.
āCome here, you insolent boy,ā he murmured, voice clipped with that upper-class drawl. āIf weāre doing this, letās do it properly.ā
Alexās hands trembled slightly as he unbuttoned Andrewās waistcoat and shirt, revealing the older manās slim athletic frame, sparse silver hair across his chest, and the soft thickening at his middle that Alex had cheekily exaggerated in the portrait. Andrewās uncut cock was already stirring, seven inches of moderate girth with a deep-plum bulbous head beginning to peek from its hood, heavy low-hanging balls swaying in a nest of gray pubic hair.
āChrist, youāre beautiful,ā Alex breathed, dropping to his knees on the Persian rug.
He nuzzled the thickening shaft, inhaling the warm, masculine scent of the retired officerāfaint cologne, horse, and age. His full rosy lips parted, tongue tracing the foreskin before sliding it back to expose the glossy plum head. He took Andrew into his mouth slowly, sucking with wet, reverent pulls, one hand cupping those heavy balls and rolling them gently while his tongue swirled around the sensitive glans.
Andrew groaned, a low, stoic sound, fingers threading through Alexās thick wavy hair.
āThatās it⦠good lad. Use your tongue on the undersideājust there. Fuck, youāve a talented mouth for one so young.ā
His narrow hips rocked forward with controlled cavalry precision, feeding more of his cock between those soft lips. Saliva glistened on Alexās chin as he bobbed deeper, hollowing his cheeks, occasionally pulling off to lick long, sloppy stripes from heavy balls to leaking tip while stroking the shaft with a slick, twisting fist.
Andrewās pale-blue eyes darkened with lust.
āTouch yourself while you suck me, boy. Let me see that pretty pink cock of yours.ā
Alex obeyed, unzipping and freeing his smooth 5.5-inch uncut cock with its slight upward curve and flushed pink head. He stroked himself in rhythmāfirm, twisting pulls that made his lithe body shudderāwhile his other hand continued massaging Andrewās heavy sac, gently tugging the loose skin.
The older manās breath grew ragged.
āSlower on the head⦠yes, like that. Milk the foreskin properly. I want to feel every inch of that warm tongue working me.ā
He reached down, guiding Alexās hand on his own shaft, demonstrating the exact firm pressure and long, deliberate strokes he preferred, thumb occasionally pressing into the slit to spread the leaking precum.
They shifted to the wide leather sofa. Andrew sat back, legs spread like a commanding officer at ease, watching with roguish satisfaction as Alex knelt between them. The young painter alternated deep-throating as far as he could with fervent hand-workāpumping, twisting, sucking noisilyāwhile Andrew masturbated lazily over Alexās outstretched tongue, the wet, obscene sounds filling the quiet room.
āGoing to come soon, lad,ā Andrew warned, voice tight but still commanding. āOpen your mouth⦠let me see that eager tongue.ā
Alex pulled back just enough, tongue extended, stroking Andrew rapidly with both hands while frantically jerking himself. With a deep, guttural grunt befitting an old cavalryman, Andrew eruptedāthick, powerful ropes of cum painting Alexās tongue, lips, and chin. The sight pushed Alex over the edge; he moaned around the pulsing cock, spilling his own load in shuddering pulses across his fist and onto the older manās thigh.
They breathed heavily afterward, Andrewās broad hand gently stroking Alexās hair.
āWell,ā he said with a wry chuckle, thin lips curving into that charismatic smile, āthat was rather more invigorating than Diet Coke, my dear boy.ā
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of Andrew Parker Bowles or any person named Alex Hartley. It is invented for entertainment purposes only.
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UPDATE
With the help of AI, I now have a surplus of stories. So, even though Iāll continue posting new stories here bi-weekly. Iāll post a new story on my side blog, Celebrity Fan Fiction @celebrityfanfictionblog on the off week. So now youāll have a new story every week. Also, with the help of AI, Iāll be revising/enhancing my old stories and posting them of Celebrity Fan Fiction @celebrityfanfictionblog too.
Now hereās the schedule for the next five stories Iāll be posting here.
Hope you enjoy the new stuff.
DISCLAIMER: These are works of FICTION. Itās meant purely for the entertainment of adults.
'The Senator From Louisiana'
Synopsis of Chapter Two: Finer Than a Frog's Hair While working out on his elliptical under the carport in Madisonville, Senator John Neely Kennedy invites a young local jogger named Tyler Broussard out of the heat. Mutual attraction leads to a risky, explicit oral encounter in the shadows, complete with detailed sucking, licking, mutual masturbation, and reciprocal climax, all delivered in Kennedy's characteristic folksy Southern style before they part ways.
POSTING: 8/7/2026
'The Duke'
Synopsis of Chapter One: Three Nuts from the Duke On the Chisum set in 1969, young actor Clay Harlan wins a chess bet against John Wayne and claims his prize, three loads from the Duke, in a raw, reluctant oral encounter inside Wayneās trailer, where the stoic Western legend surrenders to unexpected pleasure.
POSTING: 8/21/2026
'Pretty Boy Patterson'
Synopsis of Chapter One: The Push Former wrestler Pat Patterson, a legendary figure with a notorious backstage reputation, encounters rookie wrestler Jake Russo in a hotel bar. Recognizing Jakeās ambition, Pat lures him to his suite under the pretense of discussing career opportunities. What unfolds is an intense, explicit encounter where Jake, driven by his desire for a break in the wrestling world, submits to Patās advances. Through vivid dialogue and detailed physicality, the chapter explores themes of power, ambition, and the blurred lines of consent in the high-stakes world of professional wrestling.
POSTING: 9/4/2026
'Forbidden Liaisons: Hollywood's Secret Indulgences'
Synopsis of Chapter One: The Voyeur's Temptation In this chapter, neighbors Carroll O'Connor and Bob Crane bond over Crane's homemade tapes, escalating from mutual masturbation with detailed strokes and lubrication to an intense oral exchange, culminating in a passionate 69 where they savor each other's releases, all secretly recorded for Crane's thrill.
POSTING: 9/18/2026
'Cardinal Tobin'
Featuring Cardinal Joseph Tobin
Synopsis of Chapter Three: Sacred Desires in the Episcopal Mansion In the Newark episcopal mansion, Cardinal Tobin reunites with young Italian actor Francesco Castiglione (cast as St. John the Baptist through Vatican connections and prior Roman encounters). Their passionate night unfolds with mutual oral pleasure, intense anal fucking in multiple positions, and tender afterglow, blending Tobin's compassionate Midwestern pastoral style with Francesco's fiery Italian passion.
POSTING: 10/2/2026
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