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A little fly at the Hagees'.
Philippe of Belgium King of the Belgians
King Philippe and Queen Mathilde gathered at the Cathedral of St. Michael and St. Gudula in Brussels for the annual Te Deum Service, held as part of Belgium’s National Day 2026 celebrations.
And this is not me trying to check out the king's ass. 😁
Charles III King of the United Kingdom
Just me checking out His Majesty's arse.
What?
He still exercises regularly and I bet it's still firm… and slightly tight if you were to believe the rumors. And I do within reason. 😁
Philippe of Belgium King of the Belgians
Michael G. Strain (R-LA) Louisiana Commissioner of Agriculture and Forestry
Mike all hot and sweaty.
Jim Justice (R-WV) United States Senator
Looks like Big Daddy Tester is getting bigger again - and I'm for it!
Don Bacon (R-NE 2nd District) U.S. Representative
Specific category but wondered if you have any TV weathermen you like? I’ll put one up to consider. Brian Peters from ABC 33/40 in Alabama.
Bill Walsh from Live 5 First Alert Weather team in Charleston, SC. I've been watching him since 1993. But it's only in the last ten years I had a boner for him as he has thicken up over the years.
As for Brian Peters. I'd love to watch him every night.
John Carter (R-TX 31st District) United States Representative
Glenn Thompson (R-PA 15th District) United States Representative
John N. Kennedy (R-LA) United States Senator
UPDATE
With the help of AI, I now have a surplus of stories. So, even though I’ll continue posting new stories here bi-weekly. I’ll post a new story on my side blog, Celebrity Fan Fiction @celebrityfanfictionblog on the off week. So now you’ll have a new story every week. Also, with the help of AI, I’ll be revising/enhancing my old stories and posting them of Celebrity Fan Fiction @celebrityfanfictionblog too.
Now here’s the schedule for the next five stories I’ll be posting here.
Hope you enjoy the new stuff.
DISCLAIMER: These are works of FICTION. It’s meant purely for the entertainment of adults.
'The Senator From Louisiana'
Synopsis of Chapter Two: Finer Than a Frog's Hair While working out on his elliptical under the carport in Madisonville, Senator John Neely Kennedy invites a young local jogger named Tyler Broussard out of the heat. Mutual attraction leads to a risky, explicit oral encounter in the shadows, complete with detailed sucking, licking, mutual masturbation, and reciprocal climax, all delivered in Kennedy's characteristic folksy Southern style before they part ways.
POSTING: 8/7/2026
'The Duke'
Synopsis of Chapter One: Three Nuts from the Duke On the Chisum set in 1969, young actor Clay Harlan wins a chess bet against John Wayne and claims his prize, three loads from the Duke, in a raw, reluctant oral encounter inside Wayne’s trailer, where the stoic Western legend surrenders to unexpected pleasure.
POSTING: 8/21/2026
'Pretty Boy Patterson'
Synopsis of Chapter One: The Push Former wrestler Pat Patterson, a legendary figure with a notorious backstage reputation, encounters rookie wrestler Jake Russo in a hotel bar. Recognizing Jake’s ambition, Pat lures him to his suite under the pretense of discussing career opportunities. What unfolds is an intense, explicit encounter where Jake, driven by his desire for a break in the wrestling world, submits to Pat’s advances. Through vivid dialogue and detailed physicality, the chapter explores themes of power, ambition, and the blurred lines of consent in the high-stakes world of professional wrestling.
POSTING: 9/4/2026
'Forbidden Liaisons: Hollywood's Secret Indulgences'
Synopsis of Chapter One: The Voyeur's Temptation In this chapter, neighbors Carroll O'Connor and Bob Crane bond over Crane's homemade tapes, escalating from mutual masturbation with detailed strokes and lubrication to an intense oral exchange, culminating in a passionate 69 where they savor each other's releases, all secretly recorded for Crane's thrill.
POSTING: 9/18/2026
'Cardinal Tobin'
Featuring Cardinal Joseph Tobin
Synopsis of Chapter Three: Sacred Desires in the Episcopal Mansion In the Newark episcopal mansion, Cardinal Tobin reunites with young Italian actor Francesco Castiglione (cast as St. John the Baptist through Vatican connections and prior Roman encounters). Their passionate night unfolds with mutual oral pleasure, intense anal fucking in multiple positions, and tender afterglow, blending Tobin's compassionate Midwestern pastoral style with Francesco's fiery Italian passion.
POSTING: 10/2/2026
Question for the anons out there. Which are the best gay websites to find mature men having sex? Do any of these sites feature a lot of new videos? Final question, have any of you guys ever hooked up with an adult porn star?
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Blase J. Cupich American Bishop
The Senator from Montana
Featuring Farmer and former United States Senator, Jon Tester
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Oval Office Bargain
The Oval Office fell quiet once the aides filed out, heavy drapes drawn against the Washington night. The 1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan hung in the balance, with GOP filibuster threats and moderate nerves fraying the edges. President Joe Biden knew the votes only locked in if key Democrats like Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema, and Jon Tester stood firm. After the group meeting wrapped, Tester stayed behind in his dark suit, tie loosened, the air thick with leather, old books, and the weight of unspoken leverage.
Tester spoke first in his deep, gravelly Montana drawl.
"Joe, we've danced around this long enough. You want those votes locked down, you gotta show you're serious. Ain't about policy papers. It's about trust."
He shifted his stocky six foot one frame, broad shoulders filling the suit jacket, his rounded belly straining the buttons. His friendly blue eyes sharp with prairie pragmatism.
"Back on the farm we don't half ass a deal. You want this thing to pass? Time to put skin in the game, Mr. President."
Biden stood, his six foot frame still solid despite the years, silver white hair gleaming, blue eyes carrying that familiar Uncle Joe mix of empathy and grit. He flashed the wide, toothy grin.
"Big Jon… I've been cutting deals since Scranton. Let's get this done, for God's sake."
Biden moved between Tester's spread knees and sank down, carpet soft under his joints. Slender, veiny hands worked Tester's belt open, the zipper rasping. Tester's thick, veiny eight inch cut cock sprang free, blunt rosy head already glistening with a fat bead of precum that stretched into a shiny string, heavy low hanging balls nestled in graying hair and radiating the warm, earthy musk of a man who had spent the day in tense negotiations.
"Sweet Jesus," Biden rasped, his Delaware accent soft with a hint of stutter, "you mountain boys pack heavy."
He leaned in, warm breath ghosting over the sensitive head before his lips stretched wide around the broad, rosy crown. His tongue swirled in slow, deliberate, hungry circles over the slit, lapping up the salty bitter precum with broad, flat licks that made the thick shaft jerk and leak more. Biden sucked harder, hollowing his cheeks to create intense, wet vacuum pressure while his tongue pressed firm along the thick underside vein, tracing every bulging ridge and pulsing throb as he bobbed deeper. Thick, bubbly strings of drool spilled from the corners of his stretched, reddened lips, coating the veined shaft in glossy layers and dripping in heavy, glistening strands onto the heavy, wrinkled sac. The wet, obscene slurping and gagging sounds filled the hushed room, gluck gluck gluck, as Biden forced more of the girthy cock into his throat.
Tester groaned low and deep, weathered right hand sliding into Biden's silver hair, guiding the rhythm while the scarred stumps of his left rested on a broad thigh, giving rough little tugs.
"That's it, Joe… slow and deep. Nice to have a president worked this hard for my vote. Use that tongue yeah, just like that, work those balls with your hand."
Biden took him to the root, throat muscles rippling and constricting in rhythmic gulps that massaged every inch of the thick shaft. His nose pressed flush into the coarse graying pubes, inhaling the strong, sweaty musk while more spit bubbled out around his lips and ran in rivulets down Tester's balls. He pulled back with a gasping, spit soaked pop, strings of saliva connecting his swollen lips to the shiny, throbbing cockhead, then dove back down, gagging wetly as the blunt head bullied past his tonsils and bulged visibly in his throat. Tears leaked from the corners of his eyes, but he kept sucking with sloppy devotion, tongue constantly working the underside while his hand gently rolled the heavy, pendulous balls.
"Fuckin' hell, look at you choke on it," Tester growled, voice thick with pleasure. "Deeper, Joe. Take it all. Milk it with that throat good goddamn, you're sucking the cum right out of me."
After long, filthy minutes of sloppy, throat bulging oral worship Biden's chin and neck slick with thick ropes of spit, eyes watering, lips puffy and glistening Tester pulled him up.
"Enough jaw jackin'. I want that ass."
He guided the president to straddle his lap, facing away from him. Biden kicked off his slacks and boxers, his own cut eight and a half inch cock flared mushroom head angrily flushed and dripping long, clear strings of precum bobbing free above sparse gray hair. Tester spat generously into his palm, slicking his own thick shaft with long, twisting strokes until it gleamed obscenely, then reached around and smeared more warm saliva across Biden's tight pink pucker. He circled the wrinkled rim with a thick fingertip before pushing two callused fingers inside, scissoring them slowly and deeply. The hot, velvety walls clenched and fluttered around the intrusion, sucking wetly as Tester curled his fingers to brush the sensitive prostate, drawing a shaky moan from Biden while more slick sounds filled the air.
"Jon…" Biden started, breath hitching, but he lowered himself anyway.
The blunt rosy head pressed against the slick hole, teasing the softened rim with slow, grinding circles until Biden sank down. The fat head popped past the tight ring with a loud, wet squelch, forcing Biden's inner muscles to yield in a burning stretch.
"Easy, Big Jon… Christ, you're splitting me wide open fuck, it burns so good, stretching me like that."
Biden moaned loudly as the thick shaft sank inch by throbbing inch, every bulging vein and ridge dragging against his sensitive inner walls, the slight upward curve pressing firmly and relentlessly into his prostate. When Tester's heavy balls nestled snug against his ass and the rounded belly pressed warm and solid to his back, Biden was fully impaled, hole stretched taut and puffy around the base, inner muscles rippling and gripping like a hot, silky fist.
Tester's voice rumbled with earthy satisfaction.
"Ain't no gentle fly casting, Joe. This is Montana rough. Take the whole damn plow."
His hands gripped Biden's hips, holding him down as the president adjusted to the overwhelming, burning fullness.
Biden rocked hard on Tester's lap, using those strong, thick legs for leverage. He rose until only the broad, flared head stretched his rim obscenely, then slammed back down, ass cheeks rippling and jiggling heavily on impact. Wet, filthy squelching and slapping sounds filled the room with every bounce lube, precum, and spit frothing white around the stretched hole, skin smacking skin. Tester's blunt head battered and ground against Biden's prostate relentlessly on every downward thrust, sending jolts of electric pleasure through his body while the thick shaft reamed his walls open wider with each plunge.
Tester reached around with his good right hand, rough calluses wrapping Biden's leaking cock in firm, twisting strokes, thumb smearing the steady flow of precum over the flared head.
"Feel that, Joe? Jackin' your presidential prick while I wreck this old hole. Gonna make you shoot buckets all over the desk."
Biden's moans grew louder and more broken, ass clenching rhythmically around the thick cock, inner walls rippling and sucking greedily with every lift and drop. His prostate throbbed and swelled under the constant pounding, hole stretched shiny, puffy, and gaping slightly on every upstroke. Finally his cock pulsed hard, spurting long, powerful ropes of cum across the Resolute Desk in thick jets while his ass spasmed wildly, milking Tester's shaft in tight, fluttering, rippling contractions.
Tester stood then, still buried balls deep, turning Biden and bending him firmly over the desk. Jacket shed, he gripped the older man's hips and drove in with hard, punishing strokes that made Biden's body jolt forward. Tester's rounded belly rubbed sweat slick against Biden's back as he fucked like a machine, heavy balls slapping loudly and wetly against Biden's taint with every thrust. The desk creaked under them, Biden's hole making constant, loud, squelching noises as the thick cock pistoned in and out, stretching the rim obscenely on every withdrawal before spearing deep again and grinding against the prostate.
"Shhh, Joe. Take it," Tester growled, scarred left hand reaching around to squeeze Biden's spent cock in a tight, possessive vice. He kept hammering, the burning friction and deep, relentless pounding pushing Biden into overwhelmed, gasping pleasure.
Finally Tester roared, burying to the hilt.
"Fuck here it comes!"
Thick, heavy pulses of warm cum flooded Biden's guts in powerful, ropey spurts, painting his insides white as Tester ground deep, forcing every drop past the fluttering, spasming ring. He stayed hunched over, breathing heavy like a locomotive, until his cock softened and slipped free with a wet, creamy pop. A thick, obscene gush of pearly seed immediately leaked from the gaping, puffy red hole, running in slow, viscous trails down Biden's trembling thighs and dripping onto the rug.
Tester fed his spent, cum and ass smeared cock into Biden's mouth.
"Clean your mess off me, Joe. Taste that farm boy ass and cum mix every damn drop."
Biden sucked obediently, tongue swirling the salty, musky, bitter sweet blend of seed, sweat, and his own stretched hole, lips stretched once more around the softening thickness.
They disentangled slowly. Tester clapped Biden's shoulder with his three fingered hand.
"Well, shit, Mr. President. That's one hell of a seal on the deal. You took it like a man, Joe. I'll help get it passed."
Biden straightened on shaky legs, cum still trickling, and flashed that familiar grin.
"Deal's done. Now let's go pass some goddamn history."
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy, invented for entertainment purposes only. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of Jon Tester or Joe Biden.
The King and I
Featuring Charles III, King of the United Kingdom
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: A Sovereign's Retribution
The weeks following their charged encounter in the King’s study had been a masterclass in royal restraint and American provocation. James Cole had turned flirtation into an art form: a lingering brush of fingers during briefings, a low “Your Majesty” murmured too close to Charles’s ear in crowded corridors, the deliberate flex of his broad shoulders when he knew the King was watching. Each small act stoked the fire Charles had tried valiantly to bank. Yet the memory of James’s thick length in his hand, the taste of him on his tongue, refused to fade.
By mid-September, the tension had grown unbearable. Charles summoned James to the Royal Library one quiet evening after the palace had settled. Moonlight filtered through tall windows, gilding the leather-bound volumes and the heavy oak table. The King stood near the fireplace, navy suit immaculate, silver-white hair catching the soft glow of a single lamp. His blue eyes held a storm beneath their usual calm.
“James,” Charles began, voice measured and resonant with the cadence of Eton, Sandhurst, and decades of quiet command, “your campaign of… enticement has not gone unnoticed. One does not lightly provoke a monarch who has spent a lifetime tending gardens and learning the virtue of patient cultivation.”
James leaned against the arm of a high-backed chair, shirt sleeves rolled to reveal corded forearms, his lopsided grin already in place. “Wasn’t tryin’ to hide it, sir. You’ve been drivin’ me crazy for months with that proper British stiff upper lip. Figure turnabout’s fair play in this… special relationship.”
Charles’s lips curved, the smallest crack in regal composure.
“You presume a great deal, Mr. Cole. One might almost think you seek to unseat a monarch’s dignity with your Yankee impertinence.”
“Only your self-control, Your Majesty.” James pushed off the chair and closed the distance, voice dropping to that thick Midwestern drawl. “And maybe get you on your knees again. You looked real good down there last time, all focused like you were pruning one of your prize roses.”
Charles’s gaze darkened with aristocratic heat. Without another word he sat in a nearby wingback chair, legs parted slightly, posture regal even in this most private of intimacies.
“Stand before me,” Charles commanded, voice low and firm, brooking no disobedience.
James felt a fierce surge of pride swell in his chest. He had done it; the unflappable King of the United Kingdom had finally succumbed to his months of relentless American advances. With a raised brow and that trademark lopsided grin, he complied, stepping between the King’s knees.
Charles’s swollen, infamous “sausage fingers” those thick, weathered digits hardened by years of gardening at Highgrove, reins in the saddle, and royal duties made short work of James’s belt with surprising dexterity. The zipper whispered down. James’s eight-inch cock sprang free, thick, veined, already rigid and flushed dark, the broad, circumcised head glistening with a steady bead of precum that caught the lamplight. Charles wrapped his rough, calloused hand around the base, the contrast of royal skin pinkish and substantial against smooth American flesh stark and electric. He gave one slow, testing squeeze, feeling the pulse throb beneath his palm.
James hissed sharply.
“Fuck, Charles… that hand of yours. Feels like it was made for this.”
Charles began with slow, deliberate strokes long, luxurious glides from root to tip, twisting slightly at the head so his thumb could smear the leaking precum in tight, slippery circles over the sensitive slit. His grip was firm yet unhurried, the roughness of decades spent in soil and on horseback adding exquisite, dragging friction that made every vein stand out. He varied the rhythm masterfully: a loose, teasing slide down the shaft, then a tighter, focused pump over the upper half, thumb pressing and rubbing firmly against the frenulum on every upstroke until James’s hips twitched involuntarily.
“You’ve tormented me for months with your glances, your touches, your deliberate provocations,” Charles murmured, eyes fixed on James’s face with cool intensity. “Did you truly believe a king who has waited decades for his throne would not exact retribution in his own time and manner? One cultivates patience as one cultivates the earth.”
James’s hips jerked forward.
“Retribution feels damn good so far, Your Majesty. Don’t stop…”
Charles’s free hand slid beneath James’s shirt, tracing the hard ridges of his abdomen, then lower to cup the heavy, furred sac. He rolled the balls gently, tugging with precise pressure while his stroking hand maintained its relentless rhythm now faster, short tight strokes focused on the swollen crown, then slowing to edge him cruelly. He leaned forward, bringing his face tantalizingly close. Warm royal breath ghosted over the slick head. James could feel the heat, see the King’s lips part slightly.
“Suck it,” James rasped, voice raw with desperation. “Please, Charles. Put that proper mouth on me again. You know you want to taste this American cock.”
Charles’s lips hovered an inch from the glistening tip. His tongue darted out just once flicking the slit to capture the salty bead of precum with delicate precision. James shuddered violently, hips straining, but Charles pulled back sharply, denying the warmth of his mouth.
“No,” Charles said, voice velvet steel, aristocratic control absolute. “Not tonight. A sovereign grants favours on his own terms, Mr. Cole. You shall come from my hand alone and you shall remember who holds the reins of this… alliance.”
“Fuck, why?” James panted, desperation cracking his swagger. “You’re killin’ me here.”
“Because restraint is the mark of true authority,” Charles replied, resuming with renewed vigour. His rough palm dragged slickly over every ridge and vein, twisting at the crown, while his other hand tugged and massaged the balls in perfect counterpoint. “Though you do present a most impressive challenge to one’s composure. Thick as a prize marrow from the Highgrove beds.”
James gripped the arms of the chair for support, knuckles white.
“You’re a cruel bastard, Your Majesty… but God, don’t stop.”
“Perhaps,” Charles leaned in again, lips brushing the very tip without closing around it, another teasing lick to the underside, a soft exhale that made James whimper. “But you love it. As one loves the storm after the calm.”
The strokes grew relentless tight, wet, twisting glides, thumb working the frenulum mercilessly, palm squeezing the head on every upstroke until precum flowed freely, slicking the entire length. Charles milked him with expert precision, alternating pressure, speed, and angle, drawing him right to the edge and holding him there.
“Charles… I’m close… fuck, don’t stop… I’m gonna—”
“Come for me,” Charles ordered, voice low and commanding, every syllable steeped in royal breeding. “Show your king how thoroughly you’ve been undone by his touch.”
James’s hips bucked wildly. With a guttural moan he erupted. Thick, powerful ropes of cum spilled over Charles’s hand, splattering the pristine cuff of his suit jacket and one hot pulse striking the King’s cheek. Charles did not flinch. He continued stroking through every shuddering spurt, thumb pressed firmly against the pulsing underside, milking him dry until James sagged, spent and trembling against the chair.
Silence fell, broken only by James’s harsh breaths. Charles withdrew his hand slowly, then, with unruffled grace, lifted it to his mouth and licked a deliberate stripe through the mess, savouring the taste with blue eyes locked on James’s.
“Satisfactory?” Charles asked, tone perfectly polite, as if concluding a briefing.
James laughed weakly, still dazed, cock twitching.
“You’re gonna kill me one day, sir. But what a way to go.”
Charles rose, smoothing his jacket with regal composure despite the evidence glistening on his fingers and cheek.
“One endeavours to keep one’s staff… motivated. And properly tended.” He stepped past James toward the door, pausing only to murmur, “Until the next briefing, Mr. Cole. Do try not to wilt in the interim.”
James watched him go, cock still half-hard, a slow, dangerous grin spreading across his face. The game wasn’t over. It had only grown more dangerously addictive.
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy, invented for entertainment purposes only. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of King Charles III or any person named James Cole. It is invented for entertainment purposes only.