John Schneider, August 10, 2026.
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'The Prince Consort of Denmark'
Featuring Prince Henrik of Denmark
CHAPTER SEVEN: Jubilee Glaze
The grand state dining hall of Christiansborg Palace had emptied hours earlier, the last echoes of Queen Margrethe II’s Ruby Jubilee gala fading into the Copenhagen night of 15 January 2012. Crystal chandeliers dimmed, the heavy velvet drapes drawn. In a private antechamber overlooking the canal, four men in full ceremonial dress lingered over cognac and cigars. Prince Henrik of Denmark, still resplendent in his sky blue military style uniform with its red piping, gold embroidered peaked cap resting on a side table, medals gleaming across his broad chest, sat with the easy sprawl of a man who had spent fifty years at the side of a queen yet never quite at the centre of power. Beside him, King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden, black double breasted tailcoat unbuttoned, heavy gold collar of the Order of the Seraphim resting against his white waistcoat; King Harald V of Norway, black military tunic open at the throat, red sash of St. Olav crossed over his barrel chest, sword propped against the couch; and King Constantine II of Greece, elegant black tailcoat and light blue sash of the Order of the Saviour, walking cane hooked over the arm of his chair.
Henrik swirled the amber liquid in his glass, his thick silver gray hair swept back, blue eyes sparkling beneath bushy brows. His cultured French accent curled round every syllable like smoke from a Gauloise.
“Messieurs… after such a tedious evening of speeches and protocol, one grows… famished for something real, non?”
He set the glass down with a decisive clink.
“Forty years at the side of my queen, and still the secondary role. I propose a small diversion. Something equal for once. I offer each of you my mouth. Freely. Enthusiastically. No crowns, no rank, just four gentlemen and the pleasures of the flesh.”
The silence lasted two heartbeats. Carl’s deep baritone broke first, warm and self deprecating, the practical tone of a man more at ease with tools and nature than endless formality.
“Well, I’ll be damned. Henrik, you old devil.”
A slow grin spread beneath his wire rimmed glasses.
“If you’re offering… I’m not one to refuse a generous host. Spontaneous is good. For Sweden, in the moment, eh?” He stood, already half hard beneath the black trousers with their gold stripe.
Henrik sank gracefully to his knees, white gloved hands sliding up Carl’s thighs. He tugged the zipper down with practised care, freeing the Swedish king’s uncut 7.5 inch cock, pale shaft, pronounced rose pink head already glistening with a bead of pre cum. Henrik’s plump lips parted. He inhaled the clean, slightly musky scent, then swallowed the thick length in one smooth motion. The head bumped the back of his throat; his tongue swirled slowly beneath the foreskin, licking the sensitive underside in long, deliberate strokes while his throat muscles fluttered and milked. Saliva ran down the shaft as he bobbed, cheeks hollowing with strong suction. Carl’s hand settled on the prince’s silver hair, a soft Swedish groan escaping him.
“Ah, Henrik… you’ve done this before, haven’t you? Tight and warm. Like a good fit.”
Harald and Constantine watched, eyes wide, until Constantine, ever the gracious one, rose, voice polished Oxford English laced with quiet amusement and the slight Greek cadence of a man long in elegant exile.
“Well, if Carl is enjoying himself… one must not be left behind. Courtesy among equals.”
He freed his own 7 inch cock, solid girth and flared mushroom head already leaking a clear strand. Henrik released Carl with a wet pop, a string of spit connecting lip to tip, turned, and took Constantine’s length deep. His tongue pressed flat along the underside, then flicked the sensitive ridge of the flared head while one gloved hand still stroked Carl in long, firm pulls, twisting lightly over the rose pink crown to spread the wetness.
Harald remained seated a moment longer, caressing the growing bulge in his trousers, faint American accent wry from his wartime childhood years in the States, the blunt tone of a lifelong sailor.
“Jesus Christ, you three… fine, I’m not sitting this one out like some bloody spectator.”
He stood, undoing his belt; his thick 7 inch veined cock sprang free, broad mushroom head already leaking steady drops.
“Out on the water we’re all just crew. Same here.”
Henrik pulled the three kings closer, trousers pooled at their ankles, medals clinking softly. He took Carl and Constantine’s cock heads together into his warm, wet mouth, sucking greedily, tongue flicking rapidly between the two sensitive tips, tasting the different pre cum, Swedish saltier, Greek cleaner, before alternating. Long, sloppy strokes on Harald’s girth, lips stretched wide around the thick veins, tongue swirling under the broad head while his hands worked the other two with firm, twisting pumps. Spit coated everything; wet sucking sounds filled the chamber.
“Mmm… such royal cocks,” he purred between licks, French accent thickening with lust. “Heavy, pendulous balls… I could worship them all night. Equal pleasure at last, non?”
Clothes were shed in a slow, deliberate strip, tailcoats, waistcoats, sashes, tunics, until the four men stood in nothing but black socks, Henrik’s sheer black dress socks clinging transparently to his sturdy limbs and plump pale feet. Henrik moved with theatrical flair, taking each king in turn: deep throating Carl’s rose pink head until the Swedish monarch’s knees buckled, nose buried in pale pubic hair, throat convulsing around the full length while Carl muttered another practical curse; nursing Harald’s low hanging balls, sucking one then the other into his mouth, tongue laving the heavy sac while the Norwegian king muttered, “Fuck, Henrik, you suck like a goddamn champion. Better than any fair wind”; lavishing Constantine’s flared head with swirling tongue and tight lip rings until the Greek king sighed in refined pleasure, “Exquisite… truly.”
Constantine dropped to his knees beside Henrik, elegant fingers wrapping around Carl’s shaft.
“Allow me,” he murmured, and sucked the Swedish king with polished skill, tongue circling the foreskin while Henrik devoured Harald’s thick length, taking him to the root, gagging softly but pushing deeper, saliva dripping onto Harald’s heavy balls. Then Harald lay back on the wide velvet couch, cock rigid against his paunch. Henrik straddled him, plump pale buttocks spreading as he reached back, rubbing the broad head up and down his crack, pressing it against the tight pink hole, smearing pre cum there.
“Oui… fill me, Harald,” he breathed, sinking down. The thick cock breached him slowly; the head stretched the ring wide, then the veined shaft pushed deeper in one long slide until Harald’s low balls pressed against Henrik’s soft cheeks. The Norwegian king gasped, face screwing up in pleasure.
“Holy hell… tight as a royal yacht in dry dock. Damn, that grip.”
Henrik planted both hands on Harald’s barrel chest, digging fingers into silver chest hair, and began to ride, long, rolling lifts and deep drops. Each rise left only the broad head inside; each drop buried it fully, the thick girth dragging against his prostate. His own uncut 6 inch cock bounced against his soft pot belly, the foreskin sliding back and forth, a clear drop forming at the tip. Constantine stood beside them; Henrik turned his head and swallowed the Greek king’s cock again, moaning around it as Harald’s hands squeezed his plump tits and pinched the nipples hard. Carl stepped forward, sliding into Harald’s mouth; the Norwegian took him with easy, sailor mouthed hunger, lips stretched, tongue working the underside while he thrust up into Henrik’s ass.
Harald’s climax neared. Henrik lifted off with a wicked grin, letting the cock slip free with a wet sound, the hole fluttering open for a moment.
“Not yet, mon ami. We are only beginning. Equality demands more.”
Constantine moved behind him, hands on Henrik’s hips, and pushed in, smooth, aristocratic strokes that made the Danish prince arch and moan. The flared head popped past the ring, then the solid shaft filled him with measured thrusts, each one angled to grind the prostate. Carl fed his cock into Constantine’s mouth while the Greek king fucked Henrik steadily. The room filled with wet sounds of skin on skin, medals still pinned to discarded jackets glinting on the floor, the slap of balls against plump ass.
They rearranged with royal efficiency. Henrik slid down again onto Harald’s cock, taking the full thick length deep within his throat while Carl took his turn behind, pounding with purposeful Swedish rhythm, hands gripping the prince’s sturdy hips like handlebars. Carl’s pale 7.5 inches slammed deep, the rose pink head battering the prostate on every thrust, balls slapping loudly against Henrik’s cheeks.
“That’s it, Henrik,” Carl growled, voice husky and practical. “Take it like the bon vivant you are. Good and solid.”
Henrik’s moans vibrated around Harald’s shaft; the Norwegian king seized his silver hair and fucked his throat with blunt command, the broad head punching deep.
“Suck it, you flamboyant bastard, yes, just like that. No half measures.”
Constantine and Harald took turns in Henrik’s mouth while Carl slammed into his ass, the pace relentless. Henrik shook his head like a man possessed, moaning around whichever royal cock filled him, spit running down his chin onto the kings’ balls. His own hand wrapped around his bouncing 6 inch cock, stroking the uncut shaft in time, foreskin sliding, thumb spreading the pre cum over the head.
“I am your whore tonight, messieurs,” he gasped during a brief breath, French accent dripping with decadent delight. “Use me. Make me the centre for once.”
Carl slapped the soft, pale ass hard, riding him furiously, the impacts reddening the cheeks. Constantine’s cock seeped thick pre cum across Henrik’s tongue. The tension built. Mutual hands joined: Constantine stroked Harald’s heavy balls while Harald’s fist worked Carl’s shaft in short, firm pumps between thrusts.
Constantine was the first to reach the edge. His polished Oxford accent cracked with raw need as he pulled his cock from Henrik’s mouth, fist flying over the slick, flared mushroom head in rapid, tight strokes, the other hand cupping his pendulous balls.
“Henrik… I’m going to spend… right on you. A proper offering.”
With a refined yet guttural groan, “Ahh, yes… mon Dieu!” he erupted.
Thick, pearly ropes of Greek royal seed lashed across Henrik’s prominent jowls, full lips, and broad chest, spattering the gold chain and jade pendant still dangling between his pecs. The first spurts hit with force, coating the lower face in warm, viscous strands; subsequent pulses painted the soft pot belly in refined arcs. Constantine’s slim hips jerked with each pulse, his balls drawing tight as the last heavy spurts dribbled over his knuckles onto Henrik’s skin. Exhausted, he swayed on his feet, wire rimmed glasses fogged. Henrik, ever the gracious host, leaned forward and licked the sensitive head clean with slow, reverent swirls of his tongue, sucking the last beads from the slit, murmuring, “Délicieux… a vintage worthy of the gods.”
Carl followed almost immediately, his pragmatic Swedish baritone turning into a deep, self deprecating laugh that dissolved into a moan.
“Fan ta mig… here it comes, you magnificent Frenchman.”
He yanked his cock free from Henrik’s ass with a wet pop, the rose pink head swollen and angry, the shaft glistening with the prince’s juices. Positioning himself over the prince’s chest, he stroked furiously, muscular limbs tensing, fist twisting over the head.
“Take every drop, Henrik!”
A powerful grunt escaped him as his 7.5 inch shaft pulsed. Long, forceful jets of Swedish cum shot across Henrik’s wrinkled, fair to tanned skin, splattering the star shaped orders still pinned near his nipples, coating the soft pot belly, and mixing with Constantine’s load in warm, viscous pools. One particularly strong spurt even landed on the gold Rolex on Henrik’s left wrist. Carl milked the final thick beads from his pale shaft with slow, firm pulls, then pressed the sensitive head against Henrik’s full lips.
“Clean me, consort. Every last bit. Practical, no waste.”
Henrik obeyed with theatrical suction, humming in approval as the Swedish king shuddered through the aftershocks, tongue working under the foreskin to gather every drop.
Finally, Harald, ever the resilient, down to earth Norwegian, rose over the spent prince. His piercing blue eyes locked onto Henrik’s face with a sailor’s blunt hunger.
“Right… my turn, you petulant old poet,” he growled, voice carrying that faint American accent. His thick, veined 7 inch cock throbbed in his fist, the broad mushroom head dark and slick with a mix of spit and pre cum. “Gonna paint you proper, you flamboyant bastard. Like a good hard blow.”
With a string of cheerful Norwegian curses, “Faen heller… ja, ta det!”
Harald’s barrel chest heaved. His low hanging balls tightened as he unleashed rope after heavy rope of thick Norwegian cum. The first powerful jet hit Henrik square on the rounded chin and jowls, dripping down onto his full lips in a heavy strand. Subsequent spurts criss crossed the prince’s chest and soft belly in messy, abundant ropes, some landing on the prominent silver gray pubic hair framing Henrik’s own spent cock, others pooling in the creases of his plump pale buttocks. Harald kept stroking through the climax, thumb sweeping over the head to force out more, swearing under his breath until the last weak pulses oozed out onto Henrik’s skin.
“Alt for Norge… and for that tight Danish ass,” he panted, collapsing beside Henrik on the couch, breathing like a man who had just finished an Olympic rowing final.
Henrik lay there glistening, chest and belly a glistening map of three royal loads, his own thick 6 inch uncut cock softening against his soft pot belly, a small puddle of his own release cooling on his hand and lower abdomen from the frantic stroking that had brought him off during Carl’s pounding. His sheer black dress socks still clung to his sturdy limbs. He traced a finger through the warm mixture, Swedish, Norwegian, and Greek, lifted it to his lips, and tasted with a satisfied, eccentric smile.
“A most exquisite blend, messieurs. Poetry… in fluid form. At last, the centre.”
The four men lay in a tangle of royal limbs and socks, medals scattered, the air thick with the musk of spent lust and expensive cologne. Carl chuckled softly, practical and amused. Harald muttered another sailor’s oath, this time affectionate. Constantine adjusted his glasses with a gracious, tired smile. Henrik, ever the bon vivant, simply sighed in decadent contentment. “What a perfect way to end a jubilee. Equal at last, non?”
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy, invented for entertainment purposes only. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of Prince Henrik, Carl XVI Gustaf, Harald V, or Constantine II.
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He's got that nerdy hot thing that I love.
Would you rather suck off Jon Tester while he looks down at you and has his hand at the back of your head or fuck Mike Strain in missionary, his legs at your shoulders while you look down at him? Which idea turn you on most?
SUCKING OFF JON TESTER.
I'd love to fuck Mike, but its Jon 24/7
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Juan Carlos I Former King of Spain
Charles III King of the United Kingdom
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On A Side Note: Of course I'm gonna have some pics of his hands.
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Laurent was playing on his cell for 30 minutes during the parade.
Watching a video, Laurent was looking stiff walking on stage, using that sword like a cane. Almost as if someone gave him something big and stiff just before. 😁
Jon Tester Former United States Senator
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'The Senator from Louisiana'
Featuring United States Senator, John N. Kennedy
CHAPTER TWO: Finer Than a Frog's Hair
The Louisiana sun beat down like a jealous lover on the carport of the Kennedy home in Madisonville, the humid air thick enough to wring out like a dishrag. Sen. John Neely Kennedy, seventy-something but still spry in his red bandanna and workout shorts, gripped the handles of "Margaret," his beloved elliptical trainer named after the Iron Lady herself. Sweat poured down his weathered face, tracing the lines of a man who'd grown up poor in Zachary, clawed his way through Vanderbilt, UVA Law, and Oxford, and now traded barbs in the Senate. His t-shirt clung to his average, sturdy frame, flat chest, small soft belly, wiry limbs, and minimal body hair. His legs pumped steadily, the motion flexing the flat, firm-yet-softened butt beneath his shorts.
From his vantage on Margaret underneath the carport, John spotted him: a young man jogging along the quiet suburban street, shirtless, golden skin glistening under the relentless heat. The jogger was in his mid-twenties, with a runner's tight, athletic build, defined abs, strong thighs straining against loose shorts, and a mop of dark, sweat-damp hair. He went by the name of Tyler Broussard, a local grad student home for the summer, with a smooth Cajun drawl and an easy, curious smile that had turned more than a few heads in town.
John waved him over, slowing Margaret to a stop.
"Hey there, son! Come on up here outta that sun 'fore you melt like butter on a biscuit."
Tyler jogged up the driveway, breathing hard but grinning.
"Senator Kennedy? Damn, sir, didn't expect to see you out here grindin' on Margaret. Saw that video. Whole state's talkin' about her."
They chatted under the shaded carport, the conversation flowing easy like the Mississippi. John's folksy charm was in full effect, laced with that sharp wit and deadpan humor. Tyler admitted he'd always found the senator intriguing, powerful, quick with a quip, that Southern gentleman vibe hiding something hungrier. John's sharp, twinkling blue eyes behind his glasses lingered on Tyler's chest, the way his shorts rode low on his hips. The air thickened with more than humidity. A mutual spark ignited fast.
"You got that look about you, boy," John murmured, voice low and gravelly in his smooth Louisiana twang, glancing toward the house where his wife Becky was inside, likely reading or napping in the AC. "Interested in more than just politics? Or you just out here runnin' around like a free-range chicken?"
Tyler stepped closer, bold in the heat.
"Hell yeah, Senator. Been wonderin' what a man like you tastes like."
They moved deeper into the carport's shadows, behind Margaret and John's parked SUV, hearts pounding as they kept watch for neighbors or Becky stirring. John pulled Tyler in first, their mouths crashing together in a hungry kiss, sweat-slick and urgent. John's hand slid down, gripping the young man's hardening cock through his shorts, stroking it firm and slow, thumb rubbing the tip through the fabric until a damp spot formed.
"Lord have mercy," John drawled between kisses, his Louisiana upbringing coloring every word like cane syrup. "You feel mighty fine already. Get on your knees, son. Let's see if you can handle a senator's agenda. Time to put up or shut up."
Tyler dropped eagerly, yanking down John's shorts and underwear. The older man's thick cock sprang free, roughly 6.5 inches erect, straight with a broad tapered pinkish head, already leaking a clear bead in the steamy air above his heavy, low-hanging balls in their pendulous sac. Minimal body hair framed it. Tyler wrapped one hand around the base and began stroking slowly, twisting his wrist on the upstroke, smearing the precum over the head with his thumb. He leaned in and licked a long, wet stripe from the underside of the balls all the way up the shaft, tasting salt and musk.
John groaned low, one hand resting on Tyler's dark hair.
"That's it… just like that. Work that hand, boy. Feel how hard you got me already. Faster than green grass through a goose."
Tyler took him deep into his mouth, tongue swirling around the broad head, sucking with wet, sloppy enthusiasm. Saliva dripped down John's shaft as Tyler bobbed, hollowing his cheeks, one hand pumping the base while the other reached up to cup and roll the heavy balls. He pulled off with a wet pop and spat on the shaft, stroking faster now, the wet sounds loud in the humid air. Then he dove back down, taking more, gagging softly as the head nudged the back of his throat.
"Mmm, yeah. Use that tongue. Goddamn, you're good. Use that head like you mean it."
John's hips gave a gentle thrust into the warm, wet heat. Eyes darted around for onlookers. The risk made it hotter, the humid Louisiana air, the distant hum of cicadas, Margaret standing silent witness.
"You're so beautiful," John remarked, voice thick. "I can't believe this old man's dick is in a fine boy's mouth."
An overwhelming tingling sensation rushed through Tyler's body and he made an audible groan around the cock. Tyler looked down from John's eyes and into the sparse bush directly in front of him.
"That's right, explore it," Kennedy muttered as he pushed Tyler's head deeper, brushing the hair against the young man's nose. "Put your nose right in there. Take a good whiff."
Tyler inhaled deeply. The scent was musky, sweaty, dirty from the workout. Saliva flooded his mouth. He sucked furiously now, deepthroating until John's wiry legs shook. One of Tyler's hands dropped to his own shorts, shoving them down enough to free his hard cock. He stroked himself in time with the bobbing of his head, fist flying over his shaft, precum slicking the way.
They locked eyes for a few moments. Without saying anything more, John softly started pumping his dick in Tyler's mouth, letting out a huge moan.
"I knew you had it in you. Look at you, jackin' that pretty thing while you suck."
It sent a rush down Tyler's spine. He sucked harder, fist pumping faster on himself. John pulled his cock out of Tyler's mouth and tilted his hips. He plopped his heavy balls onto Tyler's face and shoved the young man's head into the soft skin.
"Lick your senator's taint, boy. Get in there good."
Tyler did without hesitation, tongue flattening and lapping at the sensitive strip of skin, making out with every crevice, nose buried against the sac. John's balls bounced lightly against his face as the senator rocked. Tyler stroked himself harder, hips jerking into his fist, the dual sensation of the musky crotch and his own hand driving him wild.
"I'm gonna cum, boy. Make this old man shoot."
Without hesitation, Tyler put Kennedy's cock back in his mouth, one hand still flying on his own dick. He hollowed his cheeks and sucked with everything he had, tongue working the underside ridge.
"Shit, boy, I'm close," John gasped in his signature drawl. "Gonna paint that pretty throat if you keep that up."
He grabbed Tyler's head and couldn't hold back anymore. He pumped a huge load into the young man's mouth, thick ropes flooding over the tongue. Cum dribbled out the sides as he thrust again, filling him even more. He slowly pulled back and gave one more intense pump, unloading the last of it. Tyler swallowed what he could, some spilling down his chin, all while still stroking himself rapidly, balls tightening.
Kennedy sat heavily on a nearby chair, breathing hard, and quickly pulled Tyler in front of him. He took the younger man's cock in his hand, gently cupping the tight balls and then stroking the shaft soft and slow at first, thumb circling the wet head. Then he leaned forward and took Tyler into his mouth. He sucked with surprising skill, soft and gentle at first, massaging with his tongue in wet, warm circles. The older man hummed around the shaft, one hand still rolling Tyler's balls.
Tyler grabbed John's silver-gray hair and started fucking into the senator's mouth. No matter how hard he shoved his cock down that throat, the older man took it and pushed his face against the crotch for more, swallowing around him. Tyler's fist had been replaced by that skilled mouth and the sensation pushed him over.
"Gonna cum, Senator," Tyler gasped.
John only sucked harder, cheeks hollowed. Tyler came hard, pulsing ropes down the senator's throat. Kennedy swallowed every drop, milking the shaft with his lips until Tyler shuddered and softened.
Kennedy stood, tucked his still-dripping cock back into his shorts, and adjusted himself. Panting, they cleaned up quick with a towel from John's workout bag, eyes scanning the street.
"Whew," John chuckled, voice returning to that familiar deadpan humor as he wiped his glasses. "That was finer than a frog's hair split four ways. Better head inside 'fore Becky wonders why I'm takin' so long on Margaret. You come jog by again sometime, hear? Don't make me wait like a cat on a fat rat."
Tyler winked, still flushed, pulling his shorts up.
"Wouldn't miss it, sir."
John retreated into the blessed AC of the house, body buzzing, a sly smile on his broad face as the door clicked shut behind him.
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy, invented for entertainment purposes only. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of John Neely Kennedy or any person named Tyler Broussard.