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Yeah... he's nice looking. I'd give him a courtsey tap.
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Have you ever seen WGN weatherman, Tom Skilling? He is a handome fella. More handsome before his surgery, but still nice looking.
Yeah... he's nice looking. I'd give him a courtsey tap.
'The Senator from Louisiana'
Featuring United States Senator, John N. Kennedy
CHAPTER TWO: Finer Than a Frog's Hair
The Louisiana sun beat down like a jealous lover on the carport of the Kennedy home in Madisonville, the humid air thick enough to wring out like a dishrag. Sen. John Neely Kennedy, seventy-something but still spry in his red bandanna and workout shorts, gripped the handles of "Margaret," his beloved elliptical trainer named after the Iron Lady herself. Sweat poured down his weathered face, tracing the lines of a man who'd grown up poor in Zachary, clawed his way through Vanderbilt, UVA Law, and Oxford, and now traded barbs in the Senate. His t-shirt clung to his average, sturdy frame, flat chest, small soft belly, wiry limbs, and minimal body hair. His legs pumped steadily, the motion flexing the flat, firm-yet-softened butt beneath his shorts.
From his vantage on Margaret underneath the carport, John spotted him: a young man jogging along the quiet suburban street, shirtless, golden skin glistening under the relentless heat. The jogger was in his mid-twenties, with a runner's tight, athletic build, defined abs, strong thighs straining against loose shorts, and a mop of dark, sweat-damp hair. He went by the name of Tyler Broussard, a local grad student home for the summer, with a smooth Cajun drawl and an easy, curious smile that had turned more than a few heads in town.
John waved him over, slowing Margaret to a stop.
"Hey there, son! Come on up here outta that sun 'fore you melt like butter on a biscuit."
Tyler jogged up the driveway, breathing hard but grinning.
"Senator Kennedy? Damn, sir, didn't expect to see you out here grindin' on Margaret. Saw that video. Whole state's talkin' about her."
They chatted under the shaded carport, the conversation flowing easy like the Mississippi. John's folksy charm was in full effect, laced with that sharp wit and deadpan humor. Tyler admitted he'd always found the senator intriguing, powerful, quick with a quip, that Southern gentleman vibe hiding something hungrier. John's sharp, twinkling blue eyes behind his glasses lingered on Tyler's chest, the way his shorts rode low on his hips. The air thickened with more than humidity. A mutual spark ignited fast.
"You got that look about you, boy," John murmured, voice low and gravelly in his smooth Louisiana twang, glancing toward the house where his wife Becky was inside, likely reading or napping in the AC. "Interested in more than just politics? Or you just out here runnin' around like a free-range chicken?"
Tyler stepped closer, bold in the heat.
"Hell yeah, Senator. Been wonderin' what a man like you tastes like."
They moved deeper into the carport's shadows, behind Margaret and John's parked SUV, hearts pounding as they kept watch for neighbors or Becky stirring. John pulled Tyler in first, their mouths crashing together in a hungry kiss, sweat-slick and urgent. John's hand slid down, gripping the young man's hardening cock through his shorts, stroking it firm and slow, thumb rubbing the tip through the fabric until a damp spot formed.
"Lord have mercy," John drawled between kisses, his Louisiana upbringing coloring every word like cane syrup. "You feel mighty fine already. Get on your knees, son. Let's see if you can handle a senator's agenda. Time to put up or shut up."
Tyler dropped eagerly, yanking down John's shorts and underwear. The older man's thick cock sprang free, roughly 6.5 inches erect, straight with a broad tapered pinkish head, already leaking a clear bead in the steamy air above his heavy, low-hanging balls in their pendulous sac. Minimal body hair framed it. Tyler wrapped one hand around the base and began stroking slowly, twisting his wrist on the upstroke, smearing the precum over the head with his thumb. He leaned in and licked a long, wet stripe from the underside of the balls all the way up the shaft, tasting salt and musk.
John groaned low, one hand resting on Tyler's dark hair.
"That's it… just like that. Work that hand, boy. Feel how hard you got me already. Faster than green grass through a goose."
Tyler took him deep into his mouth, tongue swirling around the broad head, sucking with wet, sloppy enthusiasm. Saliva dripped down John's shaft as Tyler bobbed, hollowing his cheeks, one hand pumping the base while the other reached up to cup and roll the heavy balls. He pulled off with a wet pop and spat on the shaft, stroking faster now, the wet sounds loud in the humid air. Then he dove back down, taking more, gagging softly as the head nudged the back of his throat.
"Mmm, yeah. Use that tongue. Goddamn, you're good. Use that head like you mean it."
John's hips gave a gentle thrust into the warm, wet heat. Eyes darted around for onlookers. The risk made it hotter, the humid Louisiana air, the distant hum of cicadas, Margaret standing silent witness.
"You're so beautiful," John remarked, voice thick. "I can't believe this old man's dick is in a fine boy's mouth."
An overwhelming tingling sensation rushed through Tyler's body and he made an audible groan around the cock. Tyler looked down from John's eyes and into the sparse bush directly in front of him.
"That's right, explore it," Kennedy muttered as he pushed Tyler's head deeper, brushing the hair against the young man's nose. "Put your nose right in there. Take a good whiff."
Tyler inhaled deeply. The scent was musky, sweaty, dirty from the workout. Saliva flooded his mouth. He sucked furiously now, deepthroating until John's wiry legs shook. One of Tyler's hands dropped to his own shorts, shoving them down enough to free his hard cock. He stroked himself in time with the bobbing of his head, fist flying over his shaft, precum slicking the way.
They locked eyes for a few moments. Without saying anything more, John softly started pumping his dick in Tyler's mouth, letting out a huge moan.
"I knew you had it in you. Look at you, jackin' that pretty thing while you suck."
It sent a rush down Tyler's spine. He sucked harder, fist pumping faster on himself. John pulled his cock out of Tyler's mouth and tilted his hips. He plopped his heavy balls onto Tyler's face and shoved the young man's head into the soft skin.
"Lick your senator's taint, boy. Get in there good."
Tyler did without hesitation, tongue flattening and lapping at the sensitive strip of skin, making out with every crevice, nose buried against the sac. John's balls bounced lightly against his face as the senator rocked. Tyler stroked himself harder, hips jerking into his fist, the dual sensation of the musky crotch and his own hand driving him wild.
"I'm gonna cum, boy. Make this old man shoot."
Without hesitation, Tyler put Kennedy's cock back in his mouth, one hand still flying on his own dick. He hollowed his cheeks and sucked with everything he had, tongue working the underside ridge.
"Shit, boy, I'm close," John gasped in his signature drawl. "Gonna paint that pretty throat if you keep that up."
He grabbed Tyler's head and couldn't hold back anymore. He pumped a huge load into the young man's mouth, thick ropes flooding over the tongue. Cum dribbled out the sides as he thrust again, filling him even more. He slowly pulled back and gave one more intense pump, unloading the last of it. Tyler swallowed what he could, some spilling down his chin, all while still stroking himself rapidly, balls tightening.
Kennedy sat heavily on a nearby chair, breathing hard, and quickly pulled Tyler in front of him. He took the younger man's cock in his hand, gently cupping the tight balls and then stroking the shaft soft and slow at first, thumb circling the wet head. Then he leaned forward and took Tyler into his mouth. He sucked with surprising skill, soft and gentle at first, massaging with his tongue in wet, warm circles. The older man hummed around the shaft, one hand still rolling Tyler's balls.
Tyler grabbed John's silver-gray hair and started fucking into the senator's mouth. No matter how hard he shoved his cock down that throat, the older man took it and pushed his face against the crotch for more, swallowing around him. Tyler's fist had been replaced by that skilled mouth and the sensation pushed him over.
"Gonna cum, Senator," Tyler gasped.
John only sucked harder, cheeks hollowed. Tyler came hard, pulsing ropes down the senator's throat. Kennedy swallowed every drop, milking the shaft with his lips until Tyler shuddered and softened.
Kennedy stood, tucked his still-dripping cock back into his shorts, and adjusted himself. Panting, they cleaned up quick with a towel from John's workout bag, eyes scanning the street.
"Whew," John chuckled, voice returning to that familiar deadpan humor as he wiped his glasses. "That was finer than a frog's hair split four ways. Better head inside 'fore Becky wonders why I'm takin' so long on Margaret. You come jog by again sometime, hear? Don't make me wait like a cat on a fat rat."
Tyler winked, still flushed, pulling his shorts up.
"Wouldn't miss it, sir."
John retreated into the blessed AC of the house, body buzzing, a sly smile on his broad face as the door clicked shut behind him.
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy, invented for entertainment purposes only. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of John Neely Kennedy or any person named Tyler Broussard.
Timothy Laurence British retired Royal Navy officer
Charles III King of the United Kingdom
The Charming Old Rogue, ‘APB’
Featuring Retired British Army Officer, Andrew Parker Bowles
Chapter One: The Venus of the Cotswolds
The pair made an unlikely couple: the 24-year-old painter from Brighton with his tousled dark waves and introspective hazel-green eyes, and the 79-year-old retired Brigadier with his thinning swept-back white hair, pale-blue eyes, and the ramrod posture of a man who had once commanded the Blues. They had met at a quiet charity reception in London—something to do with war memorials—and a friendship had grown from shared rides through Hyde Park. Andrew Parker Bowles, still trim at five-eleven in his tweed jackets and regimental ties, found the young man’s easy laughter refreshing. Alex Hartley, lithe and softly spoken with that gentle Brighton lilt, felt the pull of the older man’s roguish charm.
Flirtation crept in subtly at first. A lingering hand on the reins. A wry comment from Andrew about “young stallions needing proper breaking.”
Alex would reply with a soft smile and a remark about capturing “the noble lines of experience” on canvas. Andrew, who had not felt truly wanted in years, surprised himself by reciprocating.
It was inevitable that Alex would ask to paint him.
“Think Venus of Urbino,” he said one afternoon after a gallop, cheeks flushed. “Titian, 1534. Reclining, confident, utterly unapologetic. But head-and-shoulders only, of course. I want your face, that famous Parker Bowles smirk.”
Andrew laughed, a deep, cavalryman’s chuckle.
“My dear boy, I’ve put on a bit of weight since my polo days. I’d make a rather portly Venus.”
“No matter,” Alex replied, eyes sparkling. “Head and shoulders it is.”
The sittings took place at Andrew’s Cotswolds home, a graceful residence surrounded by lush gardens where a Duchess of Camilla rose bloomed in fragrant pink mockery. Inside, medals gleamed beside the last Union flag from Rhodesia, trophies from Grand National days, and shelves of vintage wine. Andrew sat in a favourite leather armchair by the tall windows, dressed in a navy checked suit, cream shirt, and knitted vest, wooden cane resting nearby. His signet ring caught the light on his left pinky.
He was a fidgety sitter. Alex worked slowly, palette in hand, wearing a simple linen shirt that showed the faint outline of his slender frame. Breaks were frequent—Diet Coke for Andrew, quiet conversation for both.
“You know,” Alex said one afternoon, brush hovering, “you have the most remarkable jaw. Strong. Like it could command a squadron or charm an entire drawing room.”
Andrew’s thin lips curved into that wide, charismatic smile.
“Flattery from a pretty young painter? Careful, Hartley, or I’ll think you’re after more than my likeness.”
Alex’s cheeks coloured, but his hazel-green eyes held steady.
“And if I were?”
The air thickened. Andrew’s pale-blue eyes narrowed with amusement and something deeper.
“Then I’d say you’ve caught an old rogue at a vulnerable moment. One who hasn’t been looked at quite like that in rather a long time.”
That evening they went to dinner at a quiet local restaurant. Flirting continued over wine—Andrew’s knowledgeable commentary on the vintage, Alex’s gentle teasing about “distinguished older gentlemen who still know how to ride.”
By the time they returned to the house, the sexual tension was electric.
They barely made it past the drawing room. Andrew set his cane aside and pulled Alex close with surprising strength, broad shoulders still powerful from decades of horsemanship.
“Come here, you insolent boy,” he murmured, voice clipped with that upper-class drawl. “If we’re doing this, let’s do it properly.”
Alex’s hands trembled slightly as he unbuttoned Andrew’s waistcoat and shirt, revealing the older man’s slim athletic frame, sparse silver hair across his chest, and the soft thickening at his middle that Alex had cheekily exaggerated in the portrait. Andrew’s uncut cock was already stirring, seven inches of moderate girth with a deep-plum bulbous head beginning to peek from its hood, heavy low-hanging balls swaying in a nest of gray pubic hair.
“Christ, you’re beautiful,” Alex breathed, dropping to his knees on the Persian rug.
He nuzzled the thickening shaft, inhaling the warm, masculine scent of the retired officer—faint cologne, horse, and age. His full rosy lips parted, tongue tracing the foreskin before sliding it back to expose the glossy plum head. He took Andrew into his mouth slowly, sucking with wet, reverent pulls, one hand cupping those heavy balls and rolling them gently while his tongue swirled around the sensitive glans.
Andrew groaned, a low, stoic sound, fingers threading through Alex’s thick wavy hair.
“That’s it… good lad. Use your tongue on the underside—just there. Fuck, you’ve a talented mouth for one so young.”
His narrow hips rocked forward with controlled cavalry precision, feeding more of his cock between those soft lips. Saliva glistened on Alex’s chin as he bobbed deeper, hollowing his cheeks, occasionally pulling off to lick long, sloppy stripes from heavy balls to leaking tip while stroking the shaft with a slick, twisting fist.
Andrew’s pale-blue eyes darkened with lust.
“Touch yourself while you suck me, boy. Let me see that pretty pink cock of yours.”
Alex obeyed, unzipping and freeing his smooth 5.5-inch uncut cock with its slight upward curve and flushed pink head. He stroked himself in rhythm—firm, twisting pulls that made his lithe body shudder—while his other hand continued massaging Andrew’s heavy sac, gently tugging the loose skin.
The older man’s breath grew ragged.
“Slower on the head… yes, like that. Milk the foreskin properly. I want to feel every inch of that warm tongue working me.”
He reached down, guiding Alex’s hand on his own shaft, demonstrating the exact firm pressure and long, deliberate strokes he preferred, thumb occasionally pressing into the slit to spread the leaking precum.
They shifted to the wide leather sofa. Andrew sat back, legs spread like a commanding officer at ease, watching with roguish satisfaction as Alex knelt between them. The young painter alternated deep-throating as far as he could with fervent hand-work—pumping, twisting, sucking noisily—while Andrew masturbated lazily over Alex’s outstretched tongue, the wet, obscene sounds filling the quiet room.
“Going to come soon, lad,” Andrew warned, voice tight but still commanding. “Open your mouth… let me see that eager tongue.”
Alex pulled back just enough, tongue extended, stroking Andrew rapidly with both hands while frantically jerking himself. With a deep, guttural grunt befitting an old cavalryman, Andrew erupted—thick, powerful ropes of cum painting Alex’s tongue, lips, and chin. The sight pushed Alex over the edge; he moaned around the pulsing cock, spilling his own load in shuddering pulses across his fist and onto the older man’s thigh.
They breathed heavily afterward, Andrew’s broad hand gently stroking Alex’s hair.
“Well,” he said with a wry chuckle, thin lips curving into that charismatic smile, “that was rather more invigorating than Diet Coke, my dear boy.”
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of Andrew Parker Bowles or any person named Alex Hartley. It is invented for entertainment purposes only.
A little fly at the Hagees'.
Philippe of Belgium King of the Belgians
King Philippe and Queen Mathilde gathered at the Cathedral of St. Michael and St. Gudula in Brussels for the annual Te Deum Service, held as part of Belgium’s National Day 2026 celebrations.
And this is not me trying to check out the king's ass. 😁
Charles III King of the United Kingdom
Just me checking out His Majesty's arse.
What?
He still exercises regularly and I bet it's still firm… and slightly tight if you were to believe the rumors. And I do within reason. 😁
Philippe of Belgium King of the Belgians
Michael G. Strain (R-LA) Louisiana Commissioner of Agriculture and Forestry
Mike all hot and sweaty.
Jim Justice (R-WV) United States Senator
Looks like Big Daddy Tester is getting bigger again - and I'm for it!
Don Bacon (R-NE 2nd District) U.S. Representative
Specific category but wondered if you have any TV weathermen you like? I’ll put one up to consider. Brian Peters from ABC 33/40 in Alabama.
Bill Walsh from Live 5 First Alert Weather team in Charleston, SC. I've been watching him since 1993. But it's only in the last ten years I had a boner for him as he has thicken up over the years.
As for Brian Peters. I'd love to watch him every night.
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