Johnlocker forever ~ deal with it.

1978, she/her, AroAce, Italian, Tv shows freak, Johnlocker forever, pro-choice, atheist, amateur photographer. Fanfiction writer on AO3 as Hotaru_Tomoe. Fandom/purity police is not welcome here.

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[astrodarlings]

what do you mean this isn’t what happened

[catmugspot]

Proof that kittens make everything better. 🥰♥️

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[naefelldaurk]

Art by Kennichka

At the Edge of the World by kennichka on DeviantArt

John the Chronicler by kennichka on DeviantArt

[the-unflappablewolf]

Who would you trust more?

total stranger in a star trek shirt?

total stranger in a star wars shirt?

Voting ended onFeb 25

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

[twobabkas]

Rose Landry & Svetlana Vetrova • Heated Rivalry (2025-)

[papysanzonew]

Just want to say: Happy birthday Connor Storrie ❤️ I made this chibi for a brunch I have with friends today (it was a surprise) and so here we are ❤️

[ceruleanmindpalace]

Inktober No. 19 - Bleak

From @bluebellofbakerstreet's promptlist for Inktober 2025.

I am flattered if you reblog, but do NOT post my art on other sites/social media or use in any other way without my written permission.

[messimikkelsen]

Mads Mikkelsen & Stellan Skarsgård at European Film Awards 2026

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya couldn’t remember what Shane had said, exactly, that first time they’d met. He only remembered freckles splashed over rosy red cheeks. He remembered Shane’s hand being unfairly warm when he shook it. He remembered being studied by dark, earnest eyes. - The Long Game, chapter 24

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[khorazir]

My 2025 works on Ao3

Thanks a lot for the tag @221beloved

I just had a look at my AO3 stats and was surprised that I’ve written a lot more than in previous years. In terms of hits, kudos and especially comments, however, I got significantly less (less than half from 2024). Perhaps that’s because I wrote most fics for a new fandom (Dead Boy Detectives) and they didn’t find readership there – I still get most engagement from and with my Sherlock fics. Perhaps it’s a general trend on AO3, I don’t know. Anyway, here are the fics I started (and mostly finished) in 2025.

Octopus Pillow (Dead Boy Detectives, M, 14k)

About a year after the events of Port Townsend, the boys and the new members of the agency have settled into routine again – until a curious case at a local Ikea upends this equilibrium by tearing up old wounds. While Edwin pretends to be unaffected, and Charles delights in introducing yet another new associate to the agency, both are ultimately forced to confront old hurt and grief in order to move on.

The Great Lambada Craze of ’89 (and ’24) (Dead Boy Detectives, M, 27k)

Noticing how affected Edwin still is by Niko’s death and his torture at Esther’s hands, Charles devises a plan to both cheer him up and possibly – hopefully – restore his ailing magical powers. If he chooses a somewhat unusual route and so happens to learn (and finally acknowledge) a few things about himself in relation to his best friend and their relationship, all the better. He gets help from Crystal and Wispy, the agency’s newly acquired “pet” – and, interestingly, from Edwin himself.

The Case of the Stolen Barrow (Dead Boy Detectives, M, 78k)

The Dead Boy Detectives are approached by the Wee Free Men to help them find their missing home and family. Whatever could go wrong with a case involving a bunch of blue pictsies and a visit to the picturesque South Downs? Sounds like a job easily jobbed, right? Things take a turn to the strange, however, when the old magic of the landscape begins to work its spell. Crystal discovers new things about her powers. The boys are forced to be more open with each other about their respective takes on their developing relationship and the direction it’s going. Charles has some success in the figuring-things-out-department. And with the pictsies being able to go literally anywhere, could they possibly help locate Niko, wherever she is – and even bring her back?

The Case of the Mysterious Jar (Dead Boy Detectives, T, 820 words)

When Crystal arrives at the office carrying a strange glass jar she received from a fellow student at school, she and the boys embark on an adventure with a surprising outcome.

Fantasia (Dead Boy Detectives, M, 9k, WIP)

Following a mysterious lead that may enable them to bring Niko back from wherever she went after Esther’s attack, the Dead Boys, their (only sometimes sad) Psychic Girl, and the Agency’s new associate Wispy the will-o’-the-wisp embark on a journey to Gloucester Cathedral, which leads them not only towards insight into what happened to Niko but also a better understanding of themselves, their past, present and future.

A Study in Living (Dead Boy Detectives & BBC Sherlock, M, 14k, WIP)

A strange case of a boy who seemingly showed up out of the blue at a posh boys’ boarding school forces Sherlock and John to confront their respective pasts and potential future together, while at the same time, another pair of detectives are trying desperately to find a resolution to the same case and indeed predicament – albeit on an even more existential level. Family, found and otherwise, friends and even adversaries get roped in to help, old convictions are challenged, and new friendships are forged. And Charles Rowland finally gets his beloved spaghetti.

Letters to Santa (Dead Boy Detectives, G, 1k, WIP)

Drawings and ficlets showing the Core Four (of various ages) and others writing letters to Santa Claus.

I Lay You Down (Dead Boy Detectives, T, 9k)

When shortly before Christmas, a demon interrupts a quiet night at the Agency to take Edwin back to Hell (again and for real this time, really!), he gets more than he bargains for. Because a pissed-off Edwin Payne and a supportive, protective Charles Rowland are not to be trifled with. Keepie uppie, a battle of grammar and some realisations ensue.

I tag @raina-at @calais-reno @nuttersinc @ms-zilia @the-wine-dark-sea @lisbeth-kk @adventures-in-mangaland @sthilarions and anybody else who would like to play.

[bidotorg]

[satchels-and-socks]

Thank you say it louder so people with their heads up their asses can hear it....

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV  HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[shqrimp]

of fucking course