[beigeish]

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[onlypooh]

[beigeish]

via pinterest

[tubbywubbyponywaifu]

Me and the girls on our way to get ihop

[jehovahhthickness]

Y’all almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but it’s true!

[yungnefertiti]

this is actually the primary reason me and my ex broke up. as an only child I’m very used to being alone and he didn’t grow up that way so it reqlly bothered him. whenever I wanted alone time he worried that that really meant I wanted time with other people and I’m just like what????? people need space. period. a relationship is not a contract for ownership. your partner is a whole person with their own shit before, after, and during your relationship.

[jehovahhthickness]

The tags killed me

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[cybergata]

Life is a Disco Ball!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[husband]

That’s it im sick of this shit

*Mr krabs walking sound effect*

*door slam*

[skincareroutine]

potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My advice to you is that if you wanna do something totally different and reinvent a little part of yourself but you’re afraid people will think you’re trying too hard: just do it anyway.

In high school there was a girl who wore heels every single day and I was so envious. I wanted to wear heels but I was a huge tomboy growing up and no one thought of me as feminine and I was worried people would think I was being “fake,” or trying too hard.

But one day I wore a pair and I got a lot of remarks, not all of them nice. And then I wore another and another until one day a girl said to me “I wish I could wear heels like you and [the girl I envied] but I couldn’t pull it off.”

And I realized I’d become known for wearing heels and it was just a thing I did now and nobody questioned it.

I know this is such a small thing but I have held on to this lesson throughout my young adulthood because it’s proven true again and again with bigger things like my career and my sexuality

When you first step out of the idea of yourself other people have accepted or invented and express a part of you that they don’t know, it’s scary. People like to think they know you you, and challenging their perception of you threatens them.

That doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to express who you are.

You’re not fake or trying too hard just because you decide to share a new side of yourself!!!

[fineas-and-pherb]

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[notfunctioningshipper]

Dr Doofenschmirtz thinks he’s chaotic evil but he’s chaotic neutral or lawful evil at best

[ruinedchildhood]

[witchinghour]

Take over? Replace us. Move us out so it can live. I remember reading it somewhere… Each of us has a twin in this other world. An identical twin.  THE TWILIGHT ZONE (1959-1964) // US (2019)

[witchinghour]

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

[dourtrent8144]

My two favorite horror movies along with some others

[denisvileneuve]

This movie’s about maybe the monster is you. It’s about us, looking at ourselves as individuals and as a group. The protagonist in the movie is the surrogate for the audience, so it felt like at the end of the day, I wasn’t doing my core theme any justice if I wasn’t revealing that we have been the bad guy in this movie. We’ve been following the villain. I say ‘villain’ lightly because I think there are many experiences of the film, and I think a lot of people go through a question of what is good and evil? Does that even exist? Both characters are lovable and terrifying, based on the lives they’ve led they’ve just sort of inverted the paths. –– Jordan Peele on Us (2019).