Hello, I’m Johnny Cash

I am The Man in Black (TM)

[johnny-cash-official]

the first cigarette is for necessity

the second is for enjoyment

[elvis-official]

Where are youuuuuu

Woah mama I'm everywhere

[johnny-cash-official]

I’ve been everywhere

[johnnycashupdates]

still dead

january 20, 2026

[johnny-cash-official]

[menlove-moved]

these pictures have been absolutely sending me. annoying gay son and his dad he pulled into a selfie at thanksgiving

[johnny-cash-official]

I love my gay son

[johnny-cash-official]

amazon workers are the new coal miners

[johnny-cash-official]

y’all hear anything about this chicken singin’ songs? he’s got something of mine, and I need it back

[apianopumpingmother]

I was told that you didn't have that to begin with....

[johnny-cash-official]

Excuse me? You wanna say that to my face, partner?

[apianopumpingmother]

You got that right, Johnny. I was told you don't have a brain, regardless of the chicken..

Can't say I agree too much on it, however. Great songs you've got there.

[johnny-cash-official]

you’re confusin’ me, Jerry

[apianopumpingmother]

That's the goal, John.

[johnny-cash-official]

*squints* alright then

[johnny-cash-official]

y’all hear anything about this chicken singin’ songs? he’s got something of mine, and I need it back

[apianopumpingmother]

I was told that you didn't have that to begin with....

[johnny-cash-official]

Excuse me? You wanna say that to my face, partner?

[apianopumpingmother]

You got that right, Johnny. I was told you don't have a brain, regardless of the chicken..

Can't say I agree too much on it, however. Great songs you've got there.

[johnny-cash-official]

you’re confusin’ me, Jerry

[johnny-cash-official]

What's your opinion on one of Jerry Lee Lewis' fans having a birthday on Elvis Presley's death anniversary?

I mean, dates happen??? I guess it’s alright????

[johnny-cash-official]

hi sexy

oh my… hello there

[totallynotelvisjustwaylon]

I could only assume who said that, Johnny....

[johnny-cash-official]

Waylon? Was this… you..?

[johnny-cash-official]

y’all hear anything about this chicken singin’ songs? he’s got something of mine, and I need it back

[apianopumpingmother]

I was told that you didn't have that to begin with....

[johnny-cash-official]

Excuse me? You wanna say that to my face, partner?

[johnny-cash-official]

hi sexy

oh my… hello there

[johnny-cash-official]

y’all hear anything about this chicken singin’ songs? he’s got something of mine, and I need it back

[johnny-cash-official]

Hey john, remember me! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) (the kid helping me run this thing taught me how to use them things called emoticons!)

sorry this took so long to answer there, pal! i’ve been away for some time now, just needed a little breather. emoticons are cool! they’re like lil doodle for our screens (^u^)

[johnny-cash-official]

taking my vitamins while listening to radiohead so I can pretend I’m abusing substances

[johnny-cash-official]

If I was born in the 30s, and I ever met Johnny Cash I would fuck him, I’m not kidding he could do with me whatever he liked

I… uh… thank you…?

[johnny-cash-official]

arthur morgan would’ve really fucked with hank williams

[johnnycashupdates]

still dead

august 20, 2025

[johnny-cash-official]

there ain’t no grave can hold my body down