Johnny Ametrine

John of all trades

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I wish I could just temporarily die every time I get painful overwhelming anxiety muscle fuckass tensions all over my body. Or like, I could have a pill that would make it impossible for that stupid emotion to influence me so hard

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You thought the English "chest" (body part) was weird. In Polish they call it "klatka piersiowa" (breast cage)

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My inner narrator when I'm watching an obnoxious ad on my phone: "Oh, yes. The person in the ad types a phone number to log into this gambling app. Too bad we don't have a phone"

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Getting chest pains and bladder cramps because of the stupid anxiety I'm not able to control. Like I'm not even scared, I do that thing often and every time I do that perfectly and I KNOW I'll do it correctly this time too. But my stupid disfunctional brain still forces me to feel unwanted anxiety even though I shouldn't feel it

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You ever just create a character that has almost no lore and you get sad like "Why did I brought you into existence only for you to have no life?"

One of my OCs, Tayaa. She has the power of Mystery (Probability). I created her together with a bunch of other characters only to have examples of people with each power that world has.

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Tummy ache forever because my body starts to not handle sucralose and other sweeteners. I'm seeing those everywhere now. I want the regular unhealthy sugar, at least it doesn't hurt

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A comment somewhere: "Werk"

Me *nodding*: "Werk, indeed"

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I had a realisation that this cunty snek from Mia and Me was named Polytheus (many gods) because he was constantly switching between the bad and good side. Like those selectively religious people who "worship" a god that provides them the most safety at a moment:

Similar thing happened with Politea (Winx), she switched to the bad side, betraying Daphne:

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A person testing makeup: "Do not watch this if you're sensitive to kissing or saliva"

Me: "Yeah, sure. That doesn't bother me"

Me three seconds later: *bothered*

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Sometimes you just have to search "Can Batman get pregnant canonically?"

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"Damn, my ribs kinda hurt, I hope I won't develop scoliosis or something"

What pose I take every time I want to lay down:

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Why all them sonics are oversexualised so much? Like they're just skittles hedgehogs

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I need melted ice cream as a separate product. It's ice cream but you don't have to wait for it to melt. I need a liter of it

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When your body is boiling in the temperatures above 15°C but everyone acts like you're crazy when you try to explain heat oversensitivity to them. Like I know I'm not supposed to be like that. No, I won't wear even more clothes or expose myself to sunlight to "gain immunity". If it hurts I simply won't proceed

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I never understood taking notes in school but the teachers demanded we must do those so I was just writing up random sentences they were saying. Apparently I was supposed to reread the notes at home to learn (?) or something? I never read those and I had good grades because I simply listened to what they were saying during the lessons and I just remembered. I genuinely don't understand that concept

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Technology I use glitches much more often when I'm not focused or when I don't look at it directly. Which is one of the reasons why I'm convinced I have some sort of magical abilities

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I finally solved two big mysteries I had about my OCs world and its magic system.

There are magical transformations' sequences similar to those in Winx or other anime shows. But what actually IS the background in such sequence. Well, in my world it's gonna be Spot – the colorful liquid made by mixing powers of water and rainbow. The goddess of Spot is like a host for all magical transformations, allowing all magical people to transform. There's a couple of other deities involved too but that specific goddess is the most important. Together, the whole bubble with all those powers holding a transformation sequence is called Iconic Space.

I also had an OC named Halite. Besides the fact that she's the Princess of the Seventh Side there was nothing more I'd knew about her. Turns out the Seventh Side is actually Iconic Space so she's even more powerful than I thought. She's able to effortlessly enter other people's Iconic Spaces and manipulate those. Each started transformation creates a new Iconic Space that vanishes when it's finished. From the outside it looks like a person disappeared for a second only to reappear in the new outfit with wings.