why? cause i'm jesus!

Your name is JOHN JESUS THE SAVIOR EGBERT and you don't really have a age, for you are immortal, but you guess you take on the form of a ?? YEAR OLD BOY The three most important people in your immortal life are GRIMKAT, SATAN, and your best FALLEN ANGEL Quadrants/relations/whatever~<3

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omg 50 people unfollowed

ok you guys this blog is probably never coming back so you can unfollow it if you want

im not deactivating it though because memories :''')

dont worry me and karkat are crying over all of this ok

[johnthesavior-blog]

i wonder how karkat and vriska are doing...

[fallenvriska-deactivated2012042]

Your name is Vriska Serket, and you’ve vanished from sight the past few weeks.

What were you doing?

That is a secret only you currently know. In the deepest and darkest edge of limbo, you have been reading, studying, and exercising the black tome you have stolen from heaven. You have had enough of being robbed of your powers, so you finally decided to regain what you have lost. For weeks you have been chanting in a desperate, yet determined, attempt to relinquish your previous powers.

It has been working at a steady pace. You feel your wings flourish as they pulse with dark magic. You can already tell that they aren’t ripped anymore, and are on the process of regrowing. The warm feeling in your chest grows each day, filling you with the power you once lost.

You aren’t sure of the side effects, but you reckon they can’t be all that bad. You have been feeling perfectly fine since you started, and haven’t felt any physical pain or addiction to black magic. The only substance that has been slightly off is the random mood swings, but you always get those. For the time being, everything is going perfectly.

[johnthesavior-blog]

(( this and theN YOUR NEW ICON JESUSCHRSST))

[johnthesavior-blog]

You think valentines day is stupid? :'C

only a little bit. 

[johnthesavior-blog]

ok, i'm outta here.

[grimkat-blog]

I DON’T KNOW, I GUESS I’VE NEVER SEEN A VALENTINE’S DAY ONE YET…

I’LL PUT IT ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO.

[johnthesavior-blog]

… you still don’t know what valentines day is.

hmmm.. valentines day is that one special day or something where you just hang out with the person you really like and you buy them stuff and then you ask them to be your valentine.

it’s actually kind of stupid.

[grimkat-blog]

IT SOUNDS KIND OF STUPID BUT I’LL RESPECT IT I GUESS.

I’M GETTING A LOT OF DIFFERENT EXPLANATIONS BUT GETTING THINGS FOR SOMEONE SEEMS TO BE THE BIGGER DEAL FUCK

SORRY I’M AN IDIOT SOMETIMES, JOHN.

I EVEN MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY THING YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT

I FUCKED UP, I’LL TRY NOT TO FUCK UP THIS TIME…

[johnthesavior-blog]

pffft, it doesn't really matter anymore. it's ok dude.

if you're worrying that much about all of this stuff, you don't have to do anything. 

[grimkat-blog]

johnthesavior replied to your post:What do you think about Valentines Day?

…that’s a joke, right?

IF IT WAS A JOKE, I’D ADD A LOT MORE SARCASM TO MY WORDS, JOHN.

[johnthesavior-blog]

 so you honestly don’t know what valentines day is?? how do you even watch romcoms and not know that valentines day…

where is the LOGIC?

[grimkat-blog]

I DON’T KNOW, I GUESS I’VE NEVER SEEN A VALENTINE’S DAY ONE YET…

I’LL PUT IT ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO.

[johnthesavior-blog]

... you still don't know what valentines day is.

hmmm.. valentines day is that one special day or something where you just hang out with the person you really like and you buy them stuff and then you ask them to be your valentine.

it's actually kind of stupid.

[grimkat-blog]

johnthesavior replied to your post:What do you think about Valentines Day?

…that’s a joke, right?

IF IT WAS A JOKE, I’D ADD A LOT MORE SARCASM TO MY WORDS, JOHN.

[johnthesavior-blog]

 so you honestly don't know what valentines day is?? how do you even watch romcoms and not know that valentines day...

where is the LOGIC?

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I forgot to upload this graphic but I must upload it now!:)

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homestuck needs to be stopped!! :(

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fallenvriska asked: Joooooooohn, you should sing for us! ::::D

what should i sing? i’d gladly sing for you! :D

or you guys, idk who you are referring to. 

either way, what song?

[fallenvriska-deactivated2012042]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIzLHtHNFQU

[johnthesavior-blog]

ok… the thing about how do i live is that i’ve done it around 612x times.

[fallenvriska-deactivated2012042]

Awwwwwwww, don’t 8e like that! Though, I CAN choose a different song if you want me to.

[johnthesavior-blog]

ok! as long as it isn’t linkin park.

[fallenvriska-deactivated2012042]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

Pfffffffft! Hehehehe.

[johnthesavior-blog]

[johnthesavior-blog]

my whole computer just keeps shutting down at random moments. 

[johnthesavior-blog]

fallenvriska asked: Joooooooohn, you should sing for us! ::::D

what should i sing? i’d gladly sing for you! :D

or you guys, idk who you are referring to. 

either way, what song?

[fallenvriska-deactivated2012042]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIzLHtHNFQU

[johnthesavior-blog]

ok… the thing about how do i live is that i’ve done it around 612x times.

[fallenvriska-deactivated2012042]

Awwwwwwww, don’t 8e like that! Though, I CAN choose a different song if you want me to.

[johnthesavior-blog]

ok! as long as it isn't linkin park.

[johnthesavior-blog]

how about the natalie portman rap? :)

hmm, i've never heard it! i'll watch it on youtube.

...

no.

[johnthesavior-blog]

fallenvriska asked: Joooooooohn, you should sing for us! ::::D

what should i sing? i’d gladly sing for you! :D

or you guys, idk who you are referring to. 

either way, what song?

[fallenvriska-deactivated2012042]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIzLHtHNFQU

[johnthesavior-blog]

ok... the thing about how do i live is that i've done it around 612x times.

[johnthesavior-blog]

why not sing how do i live? do it! for karkat!

[johnthesavior-blog]

SiNg ThE bAnAnA pHoNe OnE.

i don't know all the lyrics!

[johnthesavior-blog]

well, crap.

everyone left to go on pesterchum.