Boo.

I am the clown with the tear-away face.

[johnunicornelius]

hecklin-tyler replied to your post: So tumblr thought it was a good idea to suspend my...

What? How?

Apparently a picture of myself shirtless was enough to suspend it. 

[johnunicornelius]

So tumblr thought it was a good idea to suspend my account?? Whoops. 

[johnunicornelius]

pawsleitner replied to your post: hecklin-tyler replied to your post: I feel...

I thought it was me?

Oh shit.

[johnunicornelius]

hecklin-tyler replied to your post: I feel nauseous

Are you pregnant?

Yes, and you're the father. 

[johnunicornelius]

I feel nauseous

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when my phone vibrates it sounds like my stomach growling so sometimes i think i have friends but really I’m just hungry

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[johnunicornelius]

*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*

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when you like someone more than they like you

[johnunicornelius]

he's so heartbroken but he's just gonna have to accept that our love is real.

It's our time to shine. 

[johnunicornelius]

Joel needed to know about our love.

I figured it was about time you told him. 

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a bicycle can’t stand on its own bc its two tired

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Are you fucking serious

[christforcommunism]

no he died in the 5th book

[johnunicornelius]

Nick left me again so you are now husband #1.

We can't just keep playing these games you indecisive fuck. I know he left you.. for me. 

[johnunicornelius]

hecklin-tyler replied to your post: A clown.. with a tear away face. I'm letting that soak in for a moment. You know what idea you should let soak in? Following me. That'd be a great thing to do. Do that. I'll wait.

Extremely.

I'm glad I could make you happy, Tyler. 

[johnunicornelius]

It took me about ten year, but I finally understand your url. I feel really dumb right now.

.......

[johnunicornelius]

A clown.. with a tear away face. I'm letting that soak in for a moment. You know what idea you should let soak in? Following me. That'd be a great thing to do. Do that. I'll wait.

I have followed you. Are you happy? 

[breakfastattiffannys-deactivate]

I have 3 different personalities.

[johnunicornelius]

the one where I’m out-going and loud.

the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck

the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.