Ash

33. She/Her. Pet your cat for me.

[dogpuppy]

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

clearly they were pretty successful at thwarting it

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[letscruise707]

[unusual-suspects]

x

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[hauntanelle]

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[destroymylife]

[cyborg-furby]

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[aidashakur]

Still a hopeless romantic after all this time. Very insane of me.

[33bree3]

very irresponsible of me 

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[aidashakur]

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]