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Michelnyangelo*, Hisstine Chapel.
*Tradition attributes this piece to Michelnyangelo, but there is scholarly debate about whether this piece is by Michelnyangelo or Mewchelangelo, and if those are two different artists or a transcription error.
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
No, no, this is where we want to be. Gotta unearth the horrors before you can kick their ass.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
I could use some luck
HAVE Y'ALL WATCHED THIS?
THE DUALITY. THE OUTFITS. THE AESTHETIC.
THIS👏VIDEO👏IS👏EVERYTHING👏
who is that and how do i get their gender
must reblog this again, god that person is so pretty (and skilled! makeup, hair, style, video editing...)
yes i went through four years of my tumblr to find this again
you have the life you've always wished for, BUT
https://wheelofnames.com/bff-wrs
Is it still the life you wished for?
yup! I can live with this
I'll learn how to deal with it eventually
this sucks, now I can't [do a certain thing]
NOPE. NOT AT ALL
(the side-effect only applies to you)
we must protect the sanctity of divorce
I mean not to be a downer (albeit one completely in support of this statement) but divorce rates up = murder rates down
"oh but Jo we're more civilized now--" "oh but Jo the politicians don't care about 'women's issues' or 'women's safety'--"
My mom knows someone whose wife is in prison for killing her first husband. Because their religion doesn't allow divorce. This guy can't divorce her, will never see her again, and can't get remarried until she dies in prison. This guy will be alone the rest of her life because their religion doesn't allow divorce, and that's the best case scenario because she can't murder him from prison. This woman's kids will never see her again. Her grandchildren will never meet her. Mom didn't say if any of the kids are from the first marriage but if so then they've lost a father too.
Divorce leaves you two parents. Murder doesn't.
Support divorce. Support not incentivizing murder.
I am not and have never been in the Phantom of the Opera fandom so perhaps this is a common take but I don't think Christine/Raoul/Erik is a particularly unrealistic outcome. Despite all the murder, it's a pretty silly story and Erik moving into their basement post-wedding to make sure his beautiful idiots don't leave a candle burning and set the mansion ablaze and burn to death is way better than what happened in canon.
tbh last time I saw PotO I got to the end where he's all "go now and leave meeeeeeee" all dramariffic and I was like "Christine, honey, go take his hand and sing something about how you aren't frightened of him anymore, he's a poor little meow meow, Raoul will absolutely hide a murderer for you and he just doesn't know Erik very well yet, they can make friends over how awesome you are and stuff, isn't there a long tradition of wealthy people having pet artists anyway..."
(I am also not in the fandom so iadk if it is/isn't a common take)
(I didn't really find anything on ao3 when I looked tho...)
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.
ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME
‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
BORN= existing as a result of birth
BORNE= carried or transported by
LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight
LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms
{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}
((adm: I just want to add-
Loose- untight
Lose- opposite of winning))
((ALSO: A fun trick - Affect = Action Effect = End Result ))
There = In that place
Their = belonging to them
can’t = a contraction for cannot
cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility
Me thinking that this is child’s play and that I know it all already:
Me realising there are some things I didn’t already know:
TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER
TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
Trick for telling whether to use “me” or “i”
Drop the other subject(s) and if the sentence makes sense, you’re using the right one.
Examples:
Incorrect- Arthur and me are going to the mall//me am going to the mall -no
Correct- Arthur and i are going to the mall//i am going to the mall
Incorrect- they brought presents for Henry and i//they brought presents for i -no
Correct- they brought presents for Henry and me//they brought presents for me
Rogue - a scoundrel or disreputable person
Rouge - a kind of makeup
IT IS A TENET OF YOUR RELIGION
IT IS NOT A TENANT OF YOUR RELIGION
Vicious- mean
Viscous- sticky
Conscious- awake, mindful
Conscience- Jiminy Cricket
The affect vs effect thing is very useful! Until you learn that you can effect (to cause to occur; bring about; accomplish) an affect (feeling or emotion, OR outward expression of same; yes, this is two nouns!) because English is a garbage fire.
UNCONSCIOUS: NOT AWAKE
SUBCONSCIOUS: NOT AWARE
You do not make a decision unconsciously, it’s SUBCONSCIOUSLY.
If you wanna say someone made a decision without realizing, you use SUBCONSCIOUS.
If you wanna say you made a decision while sleeping (how??) you use UNCONSCIOUS
So many writers don’t know this and it drives me nuts
You do not make a
decision unconsciously,
it’s SUBCONSCIOUSLY.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
SHOULD'VE = SHOULD HAVE
SHOULD OF MAKES NO SENSE. THE SHOULD OF WHAT? WHAT IS A SHOULD? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? WHAT IS IT PART OF? WHAT IS IT MADE OF?
SAME APPLIES TO COULD'VE AND WOULD'VE
Random mental image: Umino Iruka, tiny ANBU: Sabotage and Distraction. Turn those pranking skills on the other villages. Just look at this poor sad civilian baby, he's not even ten yet, he couldn't possibly have planted glitter bombs in fifty strategic spots in Kumo, maybe you should train your own ANBU better if they can be moved from their guard posts by fifty minor explosions. Now apologize to his deeply upset civilian merchant cousins for kidnapping him off the street like that. A formal apology, Raikage-sama, they're members in good standing of a multinational corporation you can't afford to offend, definitely not a Konoha ANBU squad skipping out of town with fifty scrolls of actionable intel and stolen goods and the Nibi Jinchuuriki in Iruka-kun's backpack...
What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.
The way I still don’t know what a viscount is
Some stupid bullshit it doesn’t matter
It’s when you pay less than the usual price for something ☝️😊
No, that's a discount. A viscount is an independent treble melody sung or played above a basic melody.
No, you're thinking of a descant. A viscount is a type of Anglican parish priest.
No no, that's a vicar. A viscount is what they do when the results of an election are too close to call and they have to check all the votes a second time.
No, that's a recount. Viscount is a type of restricted drug.
No, that's vicodin. Viscount is a type of humanoid monster that sucks blood and can turn into a bat.
no, that's a vampire. viscount is a type of liquid that's thick and sticky and doesn't flow easily.
No, that's viscous. viscount was the guy who played bass for the Sex Pistols
no, that's sid vicious. a viscount is the guy from sesame street with all the numbers .
No, that's Count Von Count. Viscount was a legendary horror movie icon who once got chomped on by Kermit the Frog.
No, that's Vincent Price. Viscount is the western area of the mountains between Spain and France.
new headcanon: bc of Mito and Tobirama, Konoha has... well, not fuuinjutsu masters, but like. Associate's and Bachelor's Degree level fuuinjutsu users. Seals readers, copiers, repair technicians and maintanance nin. All the archivists. All the researchers. Shinobi as far apart in rank and specialization as Iruka and Orochimaru and fkin Danzo, who have/had extremely time-consuming primary jobs and morally bankrupt warmongering that aren't 'nin-clerk'. Anyway, Konoha's got fuuinjutsu-educated ninja coming out their ears just to make the paperwork function and no other village has this problem.
Damn, now I want a fic where Iruka all but trips over Gaara in Sand when the kid's like, five (and Iruka's sixteen-ish), and fixes the seal on the spot because that's just what Iruka would do. Or, hm, how far back can I reasonably push this to really rub it in Chiyo's face how incompetent she is... three and fourteen? Two and thirteen? I did send Iruka to Sand for his Chuunin Exams that one time...
EDITED TO ADD:
Inori-sensei: Iruka what did you do?!
Hound, who is totally serious under this mask, really, honest: Yeah, Iruka, what did you do?
Iruka: Look, it's not my fault, someone just let a baby wander around alone at two in the goddamn morning--
Inori: What were you even doing out in enemy territory at two in the morning?!
Iruka: And I swear to the Sage I thought some idiot six-year-old tried to practice their homework on their baby sibling and clearly it needed fixed before the poor kid got hurt--
Hound: cough sixty-yr-old cough
Iruka: Anyway the little guy went right to sleep on me and that's when Sand ANBU showed up freaking out.
Headcanon that Luke and Obi Wan got the money to pay Han Solo by selling the moisture farm at bargain-basement prices in Anchorhead without telling anyone that it was totally torched, and by the time anyone find out they were well off planet. Luke now has a reputation as one of Tattooine’s most famous con men despite the fact that it was Obi Wan who ran the con.
#I don’t know if you meant it this way but I totally interpreted this as them selling the farm multiple times to different people#luke: *wrestling over selling the wreck of the farm to someone he knows is a complete scumbag*#obi-wan: hello are you interested in buying a farm#complete scumbucket: *interested noises*#luke: wait didn’t we already-? *gets zapped by R2* ow!#luke: oh#luke: ohhhh#luke: >:)
i haven’t cared about star wars ‘canon’ since i was 3 years old- I LOVE the idea that the reason Luke had to dramatically speeder in and out of Jabba’s without hitting up any of his local connections is he is like, wanted by a bunch of scum in Mos Eisley. Can you- can you imagine Vader or whoever doing a recon in town on ‘the last son of the Jedi who blew up the death star.’ His close friends and family have all a) died b) moved off planet or c) both.
So the only reputation he has is ‘that bastard con artist who banked 19 years of aw-shucks-wormie-ness and used it to outrageously fleece everyone who’s almost anybody.’ Vader reading the report like…damn you Kenobi did you get HONDO to raise my son??
Jabba’s reaction to Luke’s message is INFINITELY funnier if we consider the idea that ‘Skywalker’ amongst the wretched local villainy (who mostly ignore imperial and rebel propaganda) is actually synonymous with TWO things - that brat who totally messed up the podrace bookies 25 years ago, and the infamous Anchorhead Con. Jabba gets this message about ‘Jedi’ and is like LOL i think the other Skywalker tried to pull some hotshit with that too before wimping out.
Everyone openly laughs like sure you’re a Jedi and I’ve got a bargain vaporator farm I want to sell you.
AND THEN HE WRECKS THE JOINT WITH A DEBT-RIDDEN HALF-BLIND SMUGGLER A RANDOM SLAVE GIRL ONE GUARD AND TWO BEAT UP DROIDS WHAAAT
I’m imagining some random palace guard telling Vader this, afterwards.
“So this fucking—SKYWALKER, dude, have you ever heard the name Skywalker? You know what it means? A FUCKING ASSHOLE, that’s what it means. Like. The first one was bad enough, this little shit named Anakin who was fuckin’ NINE YEARS OLD and he just WON THE FUCKING BOONTA EVE PODRACE and set SIXTEEN bookies out of business and if I ever meet him I’m gonna set him on fire for it—
“And then this new one, Luke? Fuckin’ nobody, raised by his aunt and uncle out in the Wastes, little aw-shucks hick farm kid, the kind you could give him a five-credit piece and a ten-credit piece and he keeps taking the fiver because it’s BIGGER, that kind of simple, and then he comes into Mos Eisley one afternoon and sells his aunt and uncle’s moisture farm, right, I’ve been out there a few times, several of us have, and it’s a nice place as far as moisture farms go, mildly profitable, and the kid is fucking happy to get like two-thirds its value, so he sells the farm, right? TO NINETEEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE! Do you have any idea how much Jabba’s finance people had to do to get that sorted out? Nineteen fucking mortgages on ONE fucking property, puts every real estate con Jabba the Hutt’s entire CLAN ever pulled and we were on the WRONG SIDE OF IT! We had every pirate and smuggler from here to Corellia laughing at us! And THEN! And THEN—!
“So he pops up via hologram message acting like a DIPLOMAT from the REPUBLIC, claiming a title and rank from an extinct, defunct, ILLEGAL order and wanting to bargain with Jabba—are you fucking kidding me, BARGAIN WITH JABBA for a smuggler who’s up to his ass in debt when he’s responsible for that farm scheme, acting like he doesn’t even fucking REMEMBER it and expects that Jabba’s forgotten it too. Like. Absolute fucking idiot, and anticipating that Jabba’s just as stupid. And he offers a pair of droids as a gift. Like, built-in-the-Republic-era, random-ass droids that he probably picked up from the Jawas that morning for a few hundred credits and a junked ‘vaporator.
“I mean, Jabba’s seething here, but hey, free droids is free droids. Whatever. He takes the droids, throws things, orders a fight to the death between two gamblers who owed him money, killed one of his dancers at some point … and then Boushh shows up with fucking Chewbacca in chains—he’s Solo’s first mate, so Jabba was all happy about that, but not happy enough to pay the full bounty—and what’s Boushh do? Pull some gonads out from somewhere after all these years, and also pull out a fucking THERMAL DETONATOR! Going to blow us all to fuck if he doesn’t get his measley fifty thousand, and, well, there’s no arguing with crazy like that.
“So now, if you’re keeping score, Jabba’s lost an absolute SHITLOAD of money and had his bookmaking industry fucked all to hell for like three years after the stunt from Skywalker the First, got screwed out of ANOTHER shitload of money in the farm scam by Skywalker the Sequel, got all but called an idiot to his face and insulted six times over by the same dude who’s apparently scammed so many people he’s forgotten who he has and hasn’t scammed, and got threatened out of fifty thousand credits by a second-tier bounty hunter IN FRONT OF HIS ENTIRE COURT.
“And then the next morning, what the fuck? Jabba’s favorite sculpture is gone, the one with Solo as its main ingredient that Boba Fett brought him. And Boushh is gone. And Jabba’s got a brand-new dancer chained up next to him. Night duty guy tells me Boushh unfroze Solo, and the new dancer girl IS Boushh, which, okay, you’re dealing with people like that and you look like that? You definitely need a helmet, but I feel like pretending she didn’t breathe oxygen was overkill. Anyway, then Skywalker shows up. All alone, no weapons, nothing, like he really believes in this Jedi shit. Arrogant little bastard, and we’re all laying bets on how Jabba’s going to kill him.
“So he talks a little, and fwoop! goes the trapdoor, and okay, everybody who bet on “Rancor” is doing a little happy dance, but then! BUT THEN! He fucking KILLS THE RANCOR! Drops its own cage door on its head and punches right through its skull! And—fucking NOBODY bet on that, which is a damn shame because everybody else would’ve just torn the winner apart out of sheer rage at that point and we coulda used some good bloodshed then, y’know? I mean, I dunno if you’ve ever met Jabba the Hutt, but he’s the kind of boss that’ll just go off and kill you for failing him or just because he’s angry at something. Just complete fucking asshole. I mean, he was pissed enough that everybody was worried for their safety, and so somebody dying messily right then would’ve calmed him down a bit.
“So Jabba’s big mad, and he gathers Skywalker and Solo and Chewbacca all together and says he’s gonna feed them to the Sarlacc, which is a nasty tentacled carnivorous plant out in the desert, so we all board the sail barge and have a nice little pleasure cruise—have you ever been to Tattoine? I’m fuckin’ kidding, it’s brutal. But hey, we get to see Skywalker executed, right? Wrong.
“Jabba offers them the chance to beg for their lives, and Solo calls him a slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, which, I mean, I could do better, y’know? If I’m about to die? Anyway, Skywalker goes up first, gets prodded to the edge, flips a salute off to who-knows-where, and does this little twist in midair, catches the fucking plank, and fucking SPRINGBOARDS himself back onboard, CATCHES HIS LIGHTSABER FROM MIDAIR where the one DROID shot it to him, and starts sending guards over the side, usually in pieces.
“So more guards rush forward to help, and there’s this huge fight, and fuckin’ BOBA FETT falls in, and while that’s going on? The fucking dancing girl has grabbed her chain and is FUCKING STRANGLING JABBA WITH IT! Like, I look over and he’s bucking and struggling and she’s pulling on that chain like anything, and then somebody hits me over the head with a bottle of Corellian brandy, and by the time I look again he’s pitched over dead! And nobody freaking bet on that!
“And then? Off they fucking go, Skywalker and Solo and Chewbacca and the dancing girl and the droids and one of the guards who I played sabacc with the other night and he owes me twenty credits! And that fucking Skywalker just cost me my job, and if I see him again I’m going to burn him to cinders myself!”
The man subsides, eyeing the gigantic ebony figure in front of him who, except for a couple of momentary starts as though he might say something, has been silently listening to him all this time.
Size-wise, Darth Vader has nothing on Jabba the Hutt, but somehow, he is scarier.
Finally, the dark form speaks. “You said you could do better.” A moment’s silence, and he clarifies. “If you were about to die.” He gets the impression that whatever monster lurks behind the helmet is smiling. “You are about to die now. Because you are a criminal, and because of what you have said about my son, Luke Skywalker. You have an opportunity to do better. Use it.”
The so-condemned criminal, late of Jabba’s palace guard, lets his jaw hang open unflatteringly for a moment while his brain catches up with events. HIS SON, which means …
“YOU’RE Anakin Skywalker’s HUSBAND?”
The steady, hissing rhythm of Darth Vader’s rebreather actually stops dead as the Dark Lord straightens up as if stabbed with an electroprod.
In the instant before the man’s brains, blood, and spinal fluid coat the far wall, he has the momentary satisfaction of having, indeed, done much better than Solo.
the nastiest pornographers in the land are drawing your heraldic beast looking doe-eyed and lame in the jaws of my heraldic beast
"nice argument, but I have already had my artist render my heraldic beast rampant and your heraldic beast erased"
Well obviously, I paid the pornographers handsomely for that. As handsomely as your heraldic beast looks in my heraldic beast's shojo-vision, which let's be real is considerably more flattering (and costly) than your house has ever done for your heraldic beast.
the thing so many people don't understand is that the reason wikipedia is generally not accepted as a source has nothing to do with accuracy. wikipedia is (generally) extremely accurate! the reason wikipedia isn't allowed as a source for school is because it's a summary of other sources. wikipedia has correct information, but it gets that information from OTHER places, which are either primary or secondary sources, which lends them credibility that wikipedia technically lacks.
so yes, wikipedia is a GREAT resource to learn new things! but if you want in depth, specific, and creditable sources, don't use wikipedia! use wikipedia's cited sources!!
I was told that wikipedia's not an acceptable source because it can be edited. You cite an article in wikipedia, someone in the future (like your teacher) checks that article, oh no it's been edited and that specific bit of information is gone! Was it wrong in the first place? Did you make it up? Who knows! You have to cite materials that can't be edited after the fact to prove you didn't make it up.
The only time travel fic I think would work in Yu Yu Hakusho is Kurama goes back and kills his pre-human self all like "look, I gotta get born to my mom" and that's why no one got internet famous for killing the notorious Youko Kurama.
Spin the wheel.
You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.
However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.
Do you take the offer?
100% yes!
Probably yes
I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice
Probably not
Absolutely fucking not
Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags
