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you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

lakevida

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

audible-smiles

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

iwilleatyourenglish

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

ritahayworrth

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

ritahayworrth

link to article

cassiterite-tenring

hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.

june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day

transjinako

Whats goin on here

segamascott

hey man thanks again for putting your boner in me

zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated

demilypyro

At this point I'm like 100% sure that Nintendo created the idea of cool badass feminist space hero Samus Aran entirely by accident and has been trying desperately to sand her edges off and make her appealing to The Patriarchy ever since

demilypyro

Fans: Samus is so cool. She's like the girl version of Doom Guy or Master Chief. I love how badass she is

Nintendo: uhhh no?? she's literally the perfect wife and mother and only fights because she has to..... also she's blonde and skinny and has perfect makeup on under the helmet

sophibeans

Forever thinking about this change between Metroid Prime games

anotherbeastarsblog

The original creator of Metroid was famously actually pissed at how cool she was in Prime and ragequit the series after everyone hated his "intended" vision of her in Other M. The only reason Metroid exists as a series is because lack of cutscenes in the NES-era and the SHOCKING TWIST GENDER REVEAL meant she couldn't be given her weird regressive views of womanhood before people had a chance to fall in love with what she obviously *was* and *should have been*.