Human. Astronaut. Natural Born Loser.

Boost | adult | she/they follows from @theboost not actually a 55 year old man

[jonathanarcher]

the crazy thing is that gillovny is real

[pajamasecrets]

Trip and T'Pol: kisses

+Sim:

[jonathanarcher]

[so hard im nauseous] farscape noir episode

[jonathanarcher]

Estrogen could’ve saved her

[jonathanarcher]

Does anyone know if we have Not that it should matter. It never did before... See, uh... I had this life. I liked it, it had rules, I followed the rules... and that made everything right. And then you come along and you frell everything up. This strange human, with arrogance, stubbornness - Dumb - Let me finish. You saw the recording, and you didn't say a word. You are like a plague, John Crichton, and you have ruined my life, and yet I just... keep coming back. today

[jonathanarcher]

I was always peripherally aware of it but rewatching farscape with fern has really open my eyes to the sheer amount of sexual assault that happens in it

[jonathanarcher]

Cast of local sci-fi show can't stop kissing

[40cleverways]

Do you see the vision?

[jonathanarcher]

I do think if the only change made to ezri was that taking in the dax symbiont made her canonically nonbinary, all other dialogue about pronouns and identity kept exactly the same, there would be people complaining about it being too on the nose

[jonathanarcher]

HEY. Her pronouns are they/them

[jonathanarcher]

Bro did you catch the last episode of Survivor Federation. Qo’noS Ragh totally blindsided T’Parvati with an idol in her pocket, it was crazy. Probst* was losing his mind at the tribunal.

*in the Star Trek universe, survivor has been hosted by the Probst symbiont for 300 years through four different trill hosts.

[jonathanarcher]

Does anyone else miss REAL Survivor? They used to strand the contestants on L class planets close enough to a black hole that the time dilation effect meant that they’d be there for a hundred days in a standard week and now they just give the latinum to any starfleet officer with an assimilated loved one lmao. I hear Survivor Cardassia goes crazy though maybe I’ll switch to that.

[jonathanarcher]

Scott Bakula really had an ass made for a baseball uniform

[jonathanarcher]

characters on farscape love to do what can only be called “classic sexual harassment pranks”

[jonathanarcher]

In the Pale Moonlight is obviously a great episode but it makes it incredibly frustrating to discuss Sisko facing a hypothetical moral dilemma because without fail there will be people saying ☝️🤓 um actually Garak would take care of it for him. It’s “I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men” not “Garak did all that and I was also there”

[jonathanarcher]

I think god meant to make william shatner gay. I think william shatner would be happier if he was a gay

[jonathanarcher]

I think william shatner would love it if he was gay. He would never stop talking about it on Twitter. He would relish being the first gay star trek captain and would say shit like “Kirk wasn’t gay but I made him gay” and dudebros would be so mad about it and tell him to stop but he would just keep giving cunty replies, much like he does now but with an excuse. He would have even crazier beef with george takei where there’s always an unspoken implication that he thinks takei doesn’t like him because shatner wouldn’t fuck him. He would be a guest judge on drag race and look vaguely uncomfortable the entire time because he’s not that kind of gay and he’s still old and weird about like. Men wearing nail polish. He would claim that anyone that didn’t like him is being homophobic and it wouldn’t matter how unpleasant he was because he would have a squad of loyal gay reply guys who would say shit like “slay” under every single tweet he made. He would be so much happier if he was gay and I think he knows it.

[jonathanarcher]

Happy Pride Month

[startrekswimsuitspecial]

It's getting hot in here! I'm happy to announce it's time for the FIFTH annual...

Are you sweaty? Are you craving ice cream? Are you down on Risa with nothing to read but the back of your shampoo bottle? Don't worry, because the Star Trek Swimsuit Special is here for your cooling summer entertainment!

How to participate: Give your Star Trek (any series) fave some splashy summer fun in a swim suit! Text and image based creations are invited. Send in your drawings, paintings, fanfics, collages, or whatever else you come up with. All skill levels welcome, no special qualifications required, just have fun and don't be shy!!

How to submit: Send your submission to this blog via dm.

Deadline: Submissions will be open until July 20th.

Release: The zine will release on July 26th. It will be available for free; any voluntary donations from readers will go to the Palestine Childrens Relief Fund.

So gather your towels and inflatables, put on your bathing suits, goggles and snorkels, and dive into Star Trek summer fun! Looking forward to your submissions 🌊🌊🌊

[startrekswimsuitspecial]

New admin introduction! I come to you from @green-mug-tomato-juice and am really excited to run this zine!!

Thank you to @jonathanarcher for coming up with this project and organising four awesome editions so far❤️ The fifth is upon us, get your weirdly shaped inflatables and jump in!!

[jonathanarcher]

[jonathanarcher]

there is not a unit of time currently in existence small enough that it could accurately measure just how fast archer would kill tuvix