stinkoshartanarchist

hi I'm joni :) she/they nonbinary lesbian 30, Mutuals can dm, asks are welcome :) I'm just posting shit

[eviltits]

[jonibonfemme]

I got chicken fricassee in the oven, I’m playing fire emblem por with savestates, and I just smoked a joint, call that a really good time 😎

[jonibonfemme]

Gregular fans here is a little treat for you ;)

[jonibonfemme]

an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar, but they were at capacity so most of them had to wait outside. 4 mathematicians walk back outside the bar with 1.87 beers, and sad looks on their faces bc fire code ruined their evening together.

[jonibonfemme]

I love being genderqueer it's so fun tbh 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[jonibonfemme]

a mind is a terrible thing 🧠

[fairycosmos]

sorry for my spelling errors btw. it happens when youre a passionate woman

[fairycosmos]

sorry for my spelling errors btw. it happens when youre a passionate woman

[jonibonfemme]

writing and directing a movie about the GameStop stock crash called The Cargo Short

[orecchietta]

i adore feeding europeans jambalaya and forcefully expanding their minds. gotta be one of my favorite cultural exchange activities

[orecchietta]

the usual progression:

polite interest/skepticism (“isn’t that basically paella?”) ->

amazement of varying levels of condescension (“wow this is actually really good” “i was not expecting it to be this delicious” “holy shit there is so much flavor”) ->

pain/self-discovery (“oh it’s sooooo spicy but i’m… enjoying it?”) ->

addiction (“can you send me the recipe” “can i take some home” “please make this again i’ll pay you”)

[jonibonfemme]

as an American who has had authentic paella ONCE, the “isn’t that basically paella?” remark is killing me bc like, why would you expect any less????

“oh, isn’t that just the nectar of the gods? We have that here,” like do they hear themselves?

thank you chef for your service overseas.

[jonibonfemme]

used to be $40 could buy you like 40, maybe 60 whole dollars worth of stuff if you spent it right. Now $40 cant even buy $20. It just ain’t right what they’ve done to $40.

[jonibonfemme]

my ask box is literally so pregnant with hunger. Feed me so I can give birth to answers 👁️

[jonibonfemme]

my psychiatrist put me on a new name brand medication that my insurance didn’t want to cover. So I tried free samples for a month and it was a GAME CHANGER and my psych used that to get them to cover it and now I can have a life changing medication for $20 instead of $240. So crazy

[jonibonfemme]

event starts in 20 minutes: that’s basically and hour

event starts in 10 minutes: it’s basically already over

[jonibonfemme]

ok this is my last post about “neurospicy” for a minute but like. If yall didn’t grow up with the r-slur then you don’t really know how much the language we use to talk about autistic people has evolved/improved. It’s still not great overall but like, slow marginal improvements over time is still progress. I think it’s good that people can say “I’m a little neurospicy with it,” instead of “reclaiming” the r-slur or continuing to use it uncritically. “I don’t like neurospicy,” ok what else should these people say if they’re not ready to fully unmask and accept themselves? You can’t bully someone into accepting something about themselves that they’ve spent their whole lives trying to mask. So actually, you have to be nice to people who are “neurospicy,” even if they’re annoying. And like, we don’t need to be talking with diagnostic language about everything. No one likes to be labeled by others, so this kind of self-labeling serves a purpose. You don’t have to like it, but it is soooooooo much better than the alternatives.

[jonibonfemme]

tolerating ambiguity

so there’s

[jonibonfemme]

I bring a real “all weak propositions are true,” attitude to the function that all the people who want me to be impressed or upset by their limp and unprovocative propositions find to be disappointing (their disappointment is my divine pleasure. Say something that matters, idiot.).