Jon

Hello hello I am only one (1) of the things in this brain. We are a system. Most others posting will sign off I think. I am Malady and I am the fuckgn Corruption from magnus archives (not capitalized because I don't respect it) and I dont haveb a gender. We can't get a profile picture because websites hate us. Good ngiht

[jonthevastard]

Introduction

we have a tumblr account now? wonderful, wonderful news. i am so eager to begin antics!

as malady decided not to make an actual introduction post, I will. as i always do. please stop making me do these.

without further ado, hello! i am michael, also known as any variation of m___ d___ (ie; michelle distort, mini donkey)

we are an osdd system, fictive-heavy

our system name would be voyeurs of the skies, can you guess which hyperfixation did that?

collectively he/they

no dni, we block freely

I'll make the ones planning on using tumblr some sign-offs:

me: -🌀

nikola: -🌈

raphaella: -🧪

annabelle: -🕸️

malady: no sign-off since it is the one who made the account!

I'm eating drywall why am I the assigned "introduce us" man

[symphony-calamity]

Tumblr dashboard simulator:

Mutual 1: who up tumming they blr

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Artist you follow who doesn't follow you back: [most beautiful image you've ever seen] just a silly little doodle I did between classes lol

Mutual 3: I need to fuck the shark from Jaws

Mutual 4: [blocked tag]

Mutual 5: thinking about him in immense pain

Mutual 6: I can't BELIEVE people are doing [thing you've never heard of in your life]

Mutual 5: need him screaming and bleeding on it

Mutual 7: someone ask me about my ocs PLEASE

Mutual 8: if I met Jesus I'd be like "yooooo what's up jeezy boy"

Mutual 6: dni if you think we should be buying shelter dogs to skin

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 9: [reblog of fandom you've never heard of] #not broken clocks

Mutual 10: does anyone else think clocks are low-key kinda erotic

Mutual 4: [blocked tag]

[jonthevastard]

im mutual 2. sorry about all of that

[conarcoin]

[yesornopolls]

Do you have a favorite actor?

Do you have a favorite actor?

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 17, 2025

[jonthevastard]

last one last one I promis sorry about all the poll shit I'm reblogging

yes. jonathan groff and eva noblezada

[yesornopolls]

Would you dislike if your favorite song became a viral TikTok audio?

Would you dislike if your favorite song became a viral TikTok audio?

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[jonthevastard]

no because that would mean people actually know aliceband/mangy bones/the mechanisms

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your recent hyperfixation is your job now, how is it going?

good

bad

great

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questionable

staying here

results

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

[jonthevastard]

hi my current hyperfixations are warrior cats, the magnus archives, vita carnis, and the mandela catalogue. i am going to die.

[twilightarcade]

looper

[jonthevastard]

birds of prey spiral around my head

[jonthevastard]

country roads take me home to the place i belong west virginia mothman mama

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[the-irreverend]

He never intended them to be pure evil. Deal with it.

[jonthevastard]

where did the deviantart sparkledogs go???? we need more of them they fill an environmental niche that's crucial to the ecosystem. i raise my idea of a sparkledog breeding project of some sort to keep these lovely beasts from going extinct

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[sansybones]

Undertale was released 10 years ago.

Many still resonate with the "despite everything" line but this game altered the trajectory of my life so much that ten years later I'm not really sure I'm the same person after all.

Forgive me, I don't have the spoons to create something new for the anniversary. The nice thing is that it's because I'm busy taking care of things that are important to me, investing in my own happiness and drawing personal work again.

I don't think I ever shared this full comic from the Despite Everything zine. I don't really think I could make anything today that articulates my feelings better.

Thank you, Undertale. Thank you Toby Fox. Thank you to the many many people that make the community of this game special.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your newest fav character is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onOct 13, 2025

[jonthevastard]

gabriel the mandela catalogue is in fact going to Kill Me I fear

[jonthevastard]

hello hello shamelessly promotes my arg blogs

@sueciton @dumb-horror-attempt-xd

witness them dog wiggling fingers hypnotizing you gif

[thinkingabout-girls]

platonic attraction sucks ass who’s idea was this. yeah i think you’re super nice and funny and i go out of my way to talk to you when i can 🙄 i don’t know if you consider us friends but i hope you do. no im not in love with you or anything i just really want to be your friend. you can bash my skull in with a hammer if you want

[redstonedust]

got a habit of referring to my brain in a weird third person sense. "my brain just gave me this idea" "my brain is telling me this" like yeah that's my me (#myme) but im not in charge here im like the copilot at best.