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@jordanmyers10

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@ Simon

Simon: This is so rude. I'm just here living with my life.

Simon: Oh my god.

Simon: Does this mean our boys will be best friends? All signs point to YES.

Jordan: Do less of that.

Jordan: NO.

@ Simon

Simon: Bailey refused with Miles until the last moment and I swear I was ging to die on the spot.

Simon: Jackson. I like that, it fits. Jackson Myers.

Simon: OH MY GOD. THAT'S SO MUCH HAIR. Yeah he's definitely yours.

Jordan: We did fine. No one freaked out. It's a shame you didn't.

Jordan: I do too. His middle name's Maddox.

Jordan: Duh.

@ Simon

Simon: WAIT. She had the baby AT HOME?!

Simon: oh my god you brave bitches.

Simon: Wait. Boy or girl????

Jordan: Well yeah, there wasn't time to go to the hospital.

Jordan: Boy. Jackson.

Hey.

Hi.

@ Simon

Jordan: Hey, um, so Mona had the baby. Everyone's fine, we're going to the hospital.

I’ll put the diaper on him. Grab the bag and carrier.

Sure, sure. Grab me a mask.

Don’t be an ass. You’ll make the parenting thing harder.

Yeah, yeah. And who says romance isn’t dead.

I resent this genetic roll. I put all of the work and effort into this, and he comes out looking like you.

Oh, he could still act like you. I wouldn’t hold your breath on him only having my genes.

Wanted it to be over with quickly. He worked with me, so it was a little easier.

He has so much hair. I don’t even think I had that much.

#yes you did jordan

Thanks. You didn’t freak out, which I appreciate.

There wasn't really time to, if I’m honest. That was...fast.

Okay then. I… Okay.

Let’s go make sure Jackson has all his parts in place. And get me some fucking painkillers.

Okay. Grab a mask and I’ll meet you.

You did good.

We’ve got to be better. For him. He deserves two non-asshole parents. We’re going to have to do this for real. No more stupid shit.

Yeah. We gotta do this for him. I’m in if you are.

I’m sorry for being terrible to you in the past.

I’m sorry for being an asshole.

Jordan. He’s real. Ah, fuck these hormones.

If anyone so much as even sniffles near him, I’ll kill ‘em.

He is. He’s here. He’s so small.

I’ll look the other way while you do.

We were pretty drunk. Only reason why he’s here. Sure. Jackson. Hi, Jackson.

Okay, Jackson it is then.

I– No, you go first. Give him here.

Hear me out. We were drinking Jack the night he was....probably conceived. What about uh....Jack....Jack...Jackson?

You are allowed to tell me if I’m off-base here.

You’re not going to like any of my ideas.

Well, you did just give birth in our bathroom so I’m gonna be nice.

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