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@the-simon-faline
@ Simon
Jordan: We did fine. No one freaked out. It's a shame you didn't.
Jordan: I do too. His middle name's Maddox.
Jordan: Duh.
Simon: This is so rude. I'm just here living with my life.
Simon: Oh my god.
Simon: Does this mean our boys will be best friends? All signs point to YES.
@ Simon
Jordan: Well yeah, there wasn't time to go to the hospital.
Jordan: Boy. Jackson.
Simon: Bailey refused with Miles until the last moment and I swear I was ging to die on the spot.
Simon: Jackson. I like that, it fits. Jackson Myers.
Simon: OH MY GOD. THAT'S SO MUCH HAIR. Yeah he's definitely yours.
@ Simon
Jordan: Hey, um, so Mona had the baby. Everyone's fine, we're going to the hospital.
Simon: WAIT. She had the baby AT HOME?!
Simon: oh my god you brave bitches.
Simon: Wait. Boy or girl????
the-simon-faline:
A little disappointed we didn’t name him Patrick then. A Miles born on St. Patrick’s Day. We’ll get a shot later. Sounds good by me. I can grab Bailey something too.
There’s not a lot of women like Bailey anywhere admittedly. We’re actually high school sweethearts. We were roommates in our first apartment when we were like 18 and we just…fell. Or I fell and dragged her with me.
Miles isn’t a bad name. Suits you guys better than a Pat, I think.
I've seen the high school sweetheart thing play out with some old classmates, but there really isn’t much else to expect in a shitty small town. You guys aren’t half as annoying though. Or sad.
You’re right, Pat doesn’t have the same zing with Faline.
I feel that, I see some of the guys from when we lived in Ohio and whoa. Oh we’re only not annoying because of Bailey. If given the chance, I think I could make a case.
the-simon-faline:
I’m absolutely going to tell Chuck this when he is older, that his auntie KJ thought he was pruney and gross.
I’ll tell him to his face. I don’t give a fuck.
You’re the worst auntie ever. Shaming your beloved nephews over a bit of pruney skin.
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the-simon-faline:
He couldn’t hold off until after the pandemic.
They have a schedule and timing of their own.
He’s at least as close as possible to the people who can help him, and they couldn’t be cleaner.
Yes but couldn’t he have thought a little bit more before deciding on his grand entrance?
This is true....is that lasagna.
the-simon-faline:
Fine. Except they got him in that incubator. He looks so tiny.
The twins spent a little bit of time there.
I got to know some of the nurses that work the NICU. He’s in good hands.
He couldn’t hold off until after the pandemic.
He’s so small. I could hold him with one hand probably.
Little Miles.
Definitely a different flavor of dramatics than Charlie was. Little Miles.
Would you care for a raisin in this trying time?
Oh yum....Only one raisin?
Fuck. He’s so small.
He’s a tough little baby, those Faline genes.
He’s so small. I could hold him with one hand probably.
Little Miles.
the-simon-faline:
KJ! He’s an infant! He can’t even defend himself from your roasts! This is so rude.
Charlie was cute from the get go and you need to admit it. It took him exactly 60 seconds.
I stand by it. All infants are gross until they grow into their skin.
I’m absolutely going to tell Chuck this when he is older, that his auntie KJ thought he was pruney and gross.
the-simon-faline:
OH. MY. GOD.
KJ.
They’re just so ugly in the beginning! That’s the objective truth! Chuck’s cute now, but it took him a minute.
KJ! He’s an infant! He can’t even defend himself from your roasts! This is so rude.
Charlie was cute from the get go and you need to admit it. It took him exactly 60 seconds.
Fuck. He’s so small.
How are you all?
Fine. Except they got him in that incubator. He looks so tiny.
the-simon-faline:
Listen. when the nurse held him up I wanted to ask if we were sure this was the right baby. No many? Unacceptable. He’s justlucky he’s so cute.
He’s… pruny.
OH. MY. GOD.
KJ.
the-simon-faline:
Fuck. He’s so small.
“Do you want to talk about it, or do you want to swear about it?”
Neither. I’d like to pump myself full of coffee and take an Air bourne.
Go figure this little boy would make his grand entrance during a pandemic.
the-simon-faline:
What day is it even?
I’m glad about your brother. That actually….really helps man. Thanks.
Bailey’s all over it. She has the nurses schedule memorized by the time we were fully admitted.
Happy Saint Pat’s. Can’t really sneak drinks in here and pretty much all the bars are closed, but I can buy you a root beer in the cafe?
Can I just say, we didn’t have women like Bailey in Arkansas. She’s something else. Where’d you find this chick.
A little disappointed we didn’t name him Patrick then. A Miles born on St. Patrick’s Day. We’ll get a shot later. Sounds good by me. I can grab Bailey something too.
There’s not a lot of women like Bailey anywhere admittedly. We’re actually high school sweethearts. We were roommates in our first apartment when we were like 18 and we just...fell. Or I fell and dragged her with me.
the-simon-faline:
I love you boo. And I love your perfect husband as well. And god—did you see he has NO hair. He’s gonna be bald for a long time like Charlie and bailey’s going to freak.
Charlie came out with a mane. Are we sure this one’s yours?
Listen. when the nurse held him up I wanted to ask if we were sure this was the right baby. No many? Unacceptable. He’s justlucky he’s so cute.
