Creator of Jay Lemon™

♡ Jordan Schlansky♡

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Jordan Has Really Sharp Vampire Teeth.

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Further Proof that Jordan is a Vampire. 

Vampires don’t eat whip cream

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A classic we should never forget. 

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Jordan Has Really Sharp Vampire Teeth.

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oops

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Why does he look dead inside 24/7?

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Jordan Has Really Sharp Vampire Teeth.

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Q&A: Conan & Jordan Name One Thing They Like About Each Other

“You guys are a lot negative to each other on the screen, but name one thing you like about the other.”

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If Conan goes to India without Mindy there will be strong letters written.

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(x)

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Hey, remember how Seth Myers’ wife(Alexi Ashe)  gave birth in the lobby of their building because I sure do. 

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Happy 55th birthday, you freckled goober.

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Translation “Rome or Die.” Or #tfw you’ve been on an Italian road trip with @jordanschlansky for a week. (via teamcoco on Instagram)

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Happy 55th birthday, Conan O’Brien!

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Happy Fifty Fifth Birthday to this rich ginger, ly xxx

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*plays farting noises*

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Today in my linguistics class I learned that this conversation almost perfectly fits the model of Telegraphic conversations that toddlers have. 

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IT IS A NATIONAL FUCKING HOLIDAY