I'm just Jordan.

Jordan Witizgreuter. 24. Singer for The Ready Set. Professional Heartbreaker. French Fry Enthusiast. Secret Bug Agent. The one and only Starburst Prince. Maraca Chick is A+ forever. Starburst Princess is my favorite. Pinhead Larry sucks. Shithead is perfect, okay. Aim: jordanwitztho

[jordanwitztho]

I can't breathe out of my nose. Allergy season is the worst.

[bob-morley]

then

ride

it

with

my

SURFBOART

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

[rnerrychristmas]

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

[ebuddies]

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

[mattsgifs]

[togifs]

[video]

[swallowthesound]

[boara]

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

[jordanwitztho]

Gets out of bed. Looks at the follow list again. Sighs. Gets back into bed. "Nah man."

[elmundosepudredebelleza-deactiv]

[yeollovemebaek]

baby husky and its tennis ball

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

[dreka]

[theneondemun]

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

[jordanwitztho]

I need to do another refollow because I suck. In other news, I'm getting married!!

[jordanwitztho]

Sophie!

How did I know this one was coming? Well, Sophie, you're pretty damn awesome. You're like a little sister to me, or should I say, sister in law? You're super fun to talk to, and I don't think I'll ever be able to thank you enough for being so awesome and helping me out. It means a lot, Soph. You're the little Bowen, and you're just great. 👌👌👌

[stuffandthxngs]

Anons would be rad.

[ostolero]

dogs deserve to live forever