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he/they

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my girl just said she had a chronic illness. trick, me too. my illness is caused by all this chronic

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guy getting head severed off by large machete oops thought it was google guy getting leg copped off by chainsaw opps not googel girl slams own head into car windsheild shooot sorry guys my bad i meant google agender person gets final exam results back and hangs themself because they got an f whoops sorry fambly and friends meant gogole for this one man slams pe

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AAAAA WORDS

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guys wihch one should I read

Homestuck (in its entirety)

Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

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just got a short and shaggy haircut. why do i look like i’m from a 2000s-era ad for fastpass

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call me eminem the way i’m a mobster monster lobster imposter shopping at costcer

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“stop shoving your whole hand in the peanut butter jar, it’s really gross and unsanitary.”

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why is eveyone worried about learning howdo thing? just open a sewer grate and ask a rats

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why serve the country when i can serve cunt instead

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just had apple juice in a bowl and drank it like soup. was a very whimsical experience, 10/10

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my new aesthetic is the last minute of music videos where they re-use settings they’ve already shown because they ran out of ideas

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i’m so jealous of old white women because they must make so much money pretending to be prudes in rappers’ music videos

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call her bbl chelle the way her cake is a lie

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people say bugs are good for enironment but idk… like look at haow they scurry around, kinda creepy if you ask me

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i need to piss in my own eye, where the FUCK are the gender neutral bathrooms

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never hook up with rich white twinks. just got called outrageous

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sometimes i feel like a side character in a world full of main characters