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Alfie: i can promise about the emoji
Alfie: if i get to give you a blowjob then i wont ever say gucci again.
Joey: It's a win-win situation for me then. I can't say no
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text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: i can promise about the emoji
Alfie: if i get to give you a blowjob then i wont ever say gucci again.
Joey: It's a win-win situation for me then. I can't say no
alfiesprettyblog:
“I never denied I was dumb.” Alfie giggled softly, before he cupped Joey’s cheek and kissed him again slowly. He sucked at his lower lip for a moment before he pulled back to watch the movie. He couldn’t’t help but giggle after a moment and glance over. “This is gross. I feel like I’m 15 kissing a boy for the first time, ew.” he laughed, rubbing at his face. “I still feel bad, and wish you felt better right this instant….but I know that’s not possible. Just…let me know if you need anything.”
Joey’s eyes fluttered shut as Alfie went to kiss him again, heart beginning to hammer in his chest. He knew he shouldn’t work himself up but being so close the other wasn’t helping him much. Once he pulled away again Joey rested his head against the back of the couch and let out a yawn. “I better not be the reason you’re saying ew. I’m clearly the picture of beauty at the moment.” Shaking his head he reached out to put his hand on the other side of Alfie’s face. “It’s not your fault this happened. No need to feel bad about it. Honestly just having you here is help enough. If you hadn’t have shown up I would still be in and out of sleep in the same spot as I was in before.”
text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: I mean, I always look awful so ur gucci.
Alfie: ^_^
Alfie: wow im sorry i sent that emoji, ignore it.
Alfie: will you come over and hang out with me before i write anything else embarrassing.
Joey: If I come over will you promise not to say gucci or send that emoji ever again?
whizzerbrxwn:
He tilted his head at Joey and decided to lay off. Obviously the guy had some issues that he needed to work out and it’s not like he was feeling all that hot to begin with. “Please, Joey, you’ve got to at least try to eat. When was the last time you even ate? I doubt you’ve been able to move around very much. Did you even call the school?” He asked, sitting down next to him, trying to look at his face even though it was covered. “Please, Joey, talk to me.”
“I told you I’m not hungry anymore. Forcing me to eat isn’t going to help anything.” He mumbled into the table. “I did call them. I have like no vacation time now that I’ve taken the next week off.” Joey’s stomach gurgled and he sat up quickly, only to dry heave. Once he was sure he wasn’t going to vomit he scooted the chair back and returned to his bed. Nothing made sense anymore. His feelings, his body, the motives of other people. Curling into a ball he began to cry again just wanting things to be normal again.
alfiesprettyblog:
Alfie couldn’t help the blush that rose on his cheeks. “I like babying people. It’s my job. I’m the mom friend.” he shrugged. His eyes fell shut as Joey leaned in to kiss him. He flushed more as he softly kissed back, tilting his head to deepen it for a moment before he pulled back softly. “You’re dumb.” he hummed with a cheeky smile, doing his best not to look as flustered as he was, but his drunkeness was not letting him hide it.
“If I’m dumb, then you’re dumb too for liking me.” He said with a smile, actually happy he seemed to have such a noticeable affect on the other, granted it could very well because of the alcohol in Alfie’s system. “Really though I’ll be fine. I probably look worse than I feel, and you haven’t even seen all of it yet. ” Joey shrugged as he spoke. It was a lie but there was no use in telling Alfie that he honestly couldn’t breathe without being in some kind of pain.
text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: Well I, am not. I like it messy.
Alfie: You could show me in person. ;)
Alfie: Of course, because I am cute.
Joey: I could, but I hope you realize I still look horrible
Joey: Yes, yes you are
text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: Oh you're classy now?
Alfie: I guess I'll have to find a cute boy with beautiful brown eyes and a nice voice who's willing to send a dick pic then.
Alfie: Arrivederci.
Joey: Excuse me I'm the classiest motherfucker around
Joey: Okay now I'm sad
alfiesprettyblog:
Alfie laughed at Joey’s words. “Sorry, I’m the worst. I’m so judgy about media, especially when I’m high.” he sighed before just putting on Mean Girls and sitting back. “Are you comfortable? Do you need anything?” he asked softly, not paying much attention to the tv already.
Joey pulled one of his blankets over, covering the both of them up when Alfie sat back. It was nice to just have someone to sit with. He hadn’t realized how lonely he had gotten without Whizzer around. “I don’t need anything. I promise you don’t have to baby me. I can handle myself.” He said, leaning in to gently kiss Alfie’s lips.
text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: is it bc my hair was a mess?
Alfie: mmmm, i mean i dont even know what it looks like yet so i cant confirm or deny
Joey: Oh yeah that's definitely it
Joey: You see, I'd send you a picture but that's not very classy of me
text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: rude
Alfie: http://i.imgur.com/uteG9oD.jpg
Alfie: did u vomit?
Alfie: get fucked ideally but idk. we could go to the beach or summat.
Joey: A little bit in my mouth
Joey: Oh, I see how it is. You only want me for my dick
alfiesprettyblog:
Alfie chuckled softly at him. “Keep it up and I’ll come for ye this time.” he joked with a soft peck to Joey’s cheek and then his hair as he searched through Netflix. “Sounds gross. Let’s find something. Ooh, Fuller House. Or we could watch Drag Race and make fun of my sister. “ he chuckled as he looked. “Ohh, house hunters.”
“Isn’t that what you wanted? A shitty movie?” He questioned, as he watched Alfie scroll through Netflix. He rolled his eyes at his many suggestions letting him try and find something on his own. Joey found it hilarious that Alfie was having what seemed like such a hard time trying to find something for them to watch. “If you don’t choose something I’m going to fall asleep. Actually, I might fall asleep even if you choose something.”
text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: OH SHIT I AM SO DUMB
Alfie: I hardly finished school, sorry dont judge me
Alfie: I won't put my hair up but listen, one day you'll see the crop top, and you'll be in love.
Alfie: Well I'm glad you're starting to heal up. If you're feeling well enough maybe we can hang out?
Joey: I'm going to judge you anyway, so get used to it
Joey: Now, now, we'll have to wait and see. Maybe I'll be so disgusted I'll throw up right then and there
Joey: What would you want to do?
alfiesprettyblog:
“I dunno. Ya got a cute voice. I could listen to you talk for a while, don’t be a dick.” Alfie said with a soft laugh and a big smile. “Fine. We’ll be conformists. We’ll watch a movie.” he laughed and took the remote, watching the man for a moment. “I’ve never seen Mean Girls. That’s a bad movie right?”
“I can’t help but be a dick. That’s me okay? It’s the whole reason I look like a blueberry right now.” He joked, nudging Alfie slightly. “Oh shut up. Until I feel better we can be normal. We’ll have more fun later.” Shrugging he let out a laugh. “I’ve only seen it because Abigail liked it. It’s not very interesting, but if you’re looking for a pretty bad movie that could be considered one.”
text ✉ v cute teacher man
Alfie: omg ur the worst. its a joke. cuz chemistry like sexual chemistry
Alfie: ;)
Alfie: Excuse you, i look so good in crop tops, I have a very cute belly
Alfie: How ya feelin', Mr. Harington?
Joey: Yes but I can tell you all about human biology. There was a pun in there and you didn't even realize it
Joey: If you have a cute belly then ditch the shirt altogether. Please don't put your hair up though
Joey: Alright, been better but its been just over a week since my birthday so the bruising and stuff is finally starting to fade
alfiesprettyblog:
Alfie nodded softly at his answer before watching as Joey started sitting up. Alfie tried to help him as much as possible, before he simply held him once he was half way up. Alfie bit at his lower lip for a minute, smiling as they snuggled up. “Trust me, there’s plenty we can do. You can tell me about animal organs. I could sing you every song Bowie ever wrote. We could have a rap battle….I just figured you’d like the movie the most.” he chuckled.
“You have some horrible ideas Alfie. Why would you even want to learn about animal organs? And as much as I’d love to hear some Bowie, that seems a tad bit excessive. As for the rap battle. No, just no.” Grabbing the remote from beside his blanket nest he curled back against the other male. “I think a movie is going to be the best, and easiest idea.” Joey turned on the television, switching it over to Netflix before handing the remote over to Alfie. “Here you choose something.”
hurriicxne:
“Well we have a long drive to Vegas. You can tell it then– if you want.”
“I’m not sure it’s the right time yet.” He said with a shrug as he reached into his pocket when his phone started ringing. Joey answered it, walking away from Kai to talk to his mother. He returned after the call was over with a disappointed look on his face. “Is there any way we can postpone the trip?” He asked, biting at the skin on his thumb. “My parents want me to see them for my birthday. I guess that’s what I get for being an only child.”
text ✉ v cute teacher man
alfie: ok so get this i'm gonna put my hair in pony tails right? and get a crop top and walk in your house all 'Mr. Harington I need a lesson in Chemistry'
alfie: tell me u wouldnt finish on the spot
alfie: i am wet dream material
Joey: You seem to have forgotten I teach Biology
Joey: That's no problem though, I'll teach you all about it handsome
Joey: But please don't do that. You're going to scar me for life