JOSEPHINE VS. EVIL ZAPPA
Josephine's song VS. Evil Zappa's song
"Who will win? Let's find out!"
Josephine
Evil Zappa
Moving onward to the first true round of the tournament!
With only little time left on the clock we're already seeing quite a large advantage favouring Josephine here, with Zappa trailing behind...
Ah? Hm? Excuse me? "Evil" Zappa?
Wasn't he that researcher from Finland? Back in the... Ah? Is that so? I... See...
In any case, an upset seems unlikely, but I shall let the fight speak for itself! Alea jacta est, as some would say!
"Josephine won our first ever poll of the tournament! Congratulations!"
Just as my co-commentator has put it, seems as though this "Evil" Zappa has been put in his place, by none other than Josephine! Who advances to the second round.
Our very first victory of this tournament! We shall see how she progresses moving forward, hm.
The time has come to win back my wife
Who shall feel my wrath!!!!
HUH?!?
Why am I being pushed onto the field?! HEY?!?
I think you have the wrong girl!!!
Ehhh… did I sign the wrong clipboard…
Um…
H-Hi… m-mister…
You are smaller than I expected....... Anyway
I am Zappa the leader of the assassin's guild the Lord of ghosts the bringer of darkness humanities destroyer I have come to win back my dear love and no enemy can defeat me!!!!!
[ Josephine chucks a rock at Evil Zappa ]
Noooooooooooooo
[He gets hit in the gut and falls over]
H-Huh…
That worked better than when I did it to that Fragment creep…
WAIT!
DO I HAVE TO FIGHT MORE PEOPLE?!?!!?












