Joseph Scrimshaw: Person of Comedy

Comedian/Writer/Squirrel Enthusiast. Writing credits include RiffTrax, Wits, WTFark, and more. Performing credits include SF SketchFest, JoCoCruiseCrazy, bars across the universe. Joseph's comedy album Flaw Fest is here. His book Comedy of Doom is here. His podcast Obsessed is here. Thank you for your time.

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My new short film THE NIGHTMARE ADORABLE has almost reached its funding goal on Kickstater!

It’s a story of two hosts of a horror streaming show who sell a fun toy of the fictional eldritch horror, Bapholeth The Nightmare Unfathomable. It’s all spooky fun until an actual cultist of the real Bapholeth shows up furious about the blasphemy. The cute, cute blasphemy. 

Part horror, part comedy, part strong opinions about anger in fandom, and a huge step forward in my filmmaking adventures. Thanks for all the support over the years! 

More info on the film and the campaign here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/josephscrimshaw/the-nightmare-adorable-a-short-film

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The horror has been opened! 

My short film, UNBOXING THE COSMOS, is up now on YouTube. It's a tale of a content creator who unboxes more than he can handle. It's dark comedy. It's actual cosmic horror. And all wrestling with our lives on the internet.

Link is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJVU-lGifao

And some more thoughts on the film:  

I was inspired by the idea in cosmic horror that exposure to vast, otherworldly terror makes humans face their potential insignificance. I wanted to explore the fear of soul-shattering irrelevance through the filter of our INTERNET and SOCIAL MEDIA NUMBERS. Who do we reach?

Now for irony: I would love this film to reach people. If you enjoy UNBOXING THE COSMOS, I'd love for you to do all the usual things: Like the video, comment, subscribe to the channel, and probably most vital--share on social media. Or in person!

Finally, I'm having such a rewarding time making short films. It allows me to use many of the skills I've gained over the years: Writing, acting, visual art, sound design, producing, having bats. This was the experiment I made to see if I wanted to do this. It was very gratifying to have it accepted into the H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival and see it with other actual humans. 

Now I'm thrilled to share it with the internet.Thanks everyone for all the support!

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Thanks to my tea bag, I’ve spent the day focusing on how good I am at eating frozen pizzas https://www.instagram.com/p/CoG0OOtLEFS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Another episode of classic Doctor Who, another awkward zoom call https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-eAf_y2vM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Found some evidence on my phone that last night’s events were real, not a fever dream https://www.instagram.com/p/CnrzQMTJQ_F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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If you make full eye contact with these Yoda backpacks after midnight they come to life #disneyland https://www.instagram.com/p/CnqODvEL-5b/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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In an attempt to make me feel relaxed, my tea bag has left me wondering which distant, uncaring star is my father https://www.instagram.com/p/CnYOjokLkJf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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In an attempt to make me feel relaxed, my tea bag has left me wondering which distant, uncaring star is my father https://www.instagram.com/p/CnYOjokLkJf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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New year, new sloth calendar. In previous years, the calendars have featured a little bio with the sloth’s name. There was no name here so my wife suggested Alfred. Alfred will be staring through my soul for the rest of January https://www.instagram.com/p/CnNqSB5vKhj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I first had the central idea five years ago. I wrote over half of it in November 2021 for NaNoWriMo. But now, just scraping by to finish it in 2022 and after writing 11,452 words today alone, I finished the first draft of my novel. Many drafts to come, but first I celebrate. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmyI7X9u_wM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Remembering Carrie Fisher’s compassion, wit, and honesty with this image of her floating, powerful and regal, above a 7-11 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmsWdjBpPZB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Today I spent a glorious twelve hours with a great cast and crew shooting a new short film. The Narrator will be sharing their story in 2023. https://www.instagram.com/p/CmVkkDnL2M4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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In a stressful, unsure world there’s comfort in knowing Joann Fabrics still has a section for Opera Phantoms to pick out their own unique mask https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl4pF_DvYD-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Took a picture of the moon trying to look like the sun. BE YOURSELF, MOON, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl2-nC5uy_T/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I love it when the guy on the can looks like he’s going to make fun of you for drinking the beer https://www.instagram.com/p/Clz5QGUrlw2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Them: Los Angeles has no culture Me: Okay, for starters, you’ve clearly never seen the mural of John Ritter beckoning you into the Red Room from Twin Peaks https://www.instagram.com/p/ClulK8OpTV4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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“You can give it to me warm or you can give it to me cold.” -The Mandalorian’s extremely intense Leggo My Eggo commercial https://www.instagram.com/p/ClsOn-lr2DN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=