OHH MY GOD

your next line will be "stop saying what my next line will be"!!!! ☆ wttpyls ☆

[josephtendency]

[stardust-and-seafoam-blog1]

The perfect being.

[josephtendency]

it looks really fucking mad

[stardust-and-seafoam-blog1]

Relax, dolphins are perfectly friendly-

…It appears to be pointing at you.

[josephtendency]

Its going to shoot my tit

[stardust-and-seafoam-blog1]

What, you mean one of those whatever you had stuffed in your shirt?

[josephtendency]

first of all where did you get this picture SECOND OFALL NO!!!!!!!!!!I MEAN MY TITS!!!!!!!! MY BOOBAHS!!!!!!!!! MY BREASTS!!!!!!!! MY PECS

[stardust-and-seafoam-blog1]

The perfect being.

[josephtendency]

it looks really fucking mad

[stardust-and-seafoam-blog1]

Relax, dolphins are perfectly friendly-

…It appears to be pointing at you.

[josephtendency]

Its going to shoot my tit

[stardust-and-seafoam-blog1]

The perfect being.

[josephtendency]

it looks really fucking mad

[josephtendency]

(big ben starts to chime)

(starts counting the bongs on fingers)

[josephtendency]

OI ITS 11 BONG

[caesartendency]

does the splits

italitans are boring so i cant think of how to make fun of them they just make food and frick ladies and SQUIRT SQUId  INK INTO PA STa

[josephtendency]

you’re really running out of ideas here arent you

[caesartendency]

listen itsnot my fault italians are cowards and havent done anything interesting over than invent pasta

[josephtendency]

SCUSI

[josephtendency]

(big ben starts to chime)

(starts counting the bongs on fingers)

[josephtendency]

lot of yanks not understandin wot a cheeky nandos is well basically imagine ur wiv ya crew in town at like 9 in evenin and ya mate cal talkin bout when stacy palmed him off thru is chinos and ruined em so he had to leave em in bins round back of aldi and run home thru town in his pants like a tru ledge of banter and it’s propper top but ur hank marvin so ya mate phil is like oi lads let’s hit up gregs an ur like yes mate it’s gonna be well banterous but then ya boi Gazza realises that ur hangin wiv Meg and she aint bout that pastry life so he pulls out his old £50 nandos gift card and ur like Gazza u fukin bantersaurus rex that is top so you all go hav a cheeky nandos and it’s propa smashin

[jaampierrepolnareff-blog]

i can’t tell if you’re having a better or worse day than me

[josephtendency]

i’ve never wanted death more than this moment

[caesartendency]

does the splits

italitans are boring so i cant think of how to make fun of them they just make food and frick ladies and SQUIRT SQUId  INK INTO PA STa

[josephtendency]

you’re really running out of ideas here arent you

JOKES ON YOU UGLY MAKING ME UGLY JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE AN UGLY HUSVMAND IDIOT ,..

[josephtendency]

look who’s talking

[josephtendency]

lot of yanks not understandin wot a cheeky nandos is well basically imagine ur wiv ya crew in town at like 9 in evenin and ya mate cal talkin bout when stacy palmed him off thru is chinos and ruined em so he had to leave em in bins round back of aldi and run home thru town in his pants like a tru ledge of banter and it’s propper top but ur hank marvin so ya mate phil is like oi lads let’s hit up gregs an ur like yes mate it’s gonna be well banterous but then ya boi Gazza realises that ur hangin wiv Meg and she aint bout that pastry life so he pulls out his old £50 nandos gift card and ur like Gazza u fukin bantersaurus rex that is top so you all go hav a cheeky nandos and it’s propa smashin

[josephtendency]

this is the new me

straightens hair and parts it down the center.

puts on an ugly gray suit with a bolo tie

[caesartendency]

DODNT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN UGLY WHITE BOY STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[josephtendency]

stares directly at you

clips on a fanny pack

[josephtendency]

this is the new me

[josephtendency]

i’m sorry that you don’t understand high fashion, josuke

[shineonjosuke-deactivated201703]

EXCUSE YOU I AM THE HEIGHT OF FASHION OLD MAN

[josephtendency]

MMMmmMmmmMmMMmmmmmmMmm

[josephtendency]

this is how EVERYONE dresses back in limey land. old blighty. land of the grand ol union jack. i’m just respecting my cultural heritage

[josephtendency]

this is the new me

straightens hair and parts it down the center.

puts on an ugly gray suit with a bolo tie

[shineonjosuke-deactivated201703]

we’re not related

[josephtendency]

i’m sorry that you don’t understand high fashion, josuke

[josephtendency]

this is the new me

straightens hair and parts it down the center.

puts on an ugly gray suit with a bolo tie

two can play at that game

[josephtendency]

oh who am i kidding jojo’s fucking impossible to embarrass he’d wear anything i dress him in with pride

[caesartendency]

haha dummy

[josephtendency]

ok