welkom :3

[josie-number-one]

INTRO

NL: Hallo iedereen, Josie hier! Welkom op mijn blog! :3

Ik post vooral over thuis. Vraag me alles, zolang het aardig is!

Rot op als je op wat voor manier dan ook met een overheid te maken hebt.

EN: Hello everyone, Josie here! Welcome to my blog! :3

I mainly post about home. Ask me anything, as long as it's nice!

Leave if you have anything to do with any government in any way.

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OOC: an in character blog for my evil lil illusionist as seen on @d3r-p3t-rock's blog lol

@puppy-cash is admin ^_^

[josie-number-one]

Hey so like when u say u r Dutch, do u mean like Dom Butch??

I cannot even formulate a response to something as fucking stupid as this.

Nee, idiot, I am Dutch. Like, from the beautiful country of The Netherlands!

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what if i sent you to therapy,,,, what would you think of this,,,,

I would think, you have some audacity!

You first.

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Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games –unlimited games–, but no games?

...ben ik nou high, of jij?

I- don't like bacon?

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hiiii hihihihi can i come lay on you :3

-you know

Ja, oké. Mijn benen zijn koud.

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I'm going to make you mine.

...

Here, take this pickaxe! They're waiting for us at the mines → ⛏️

...no.

I am not going mining, and I will not be yours! But thanks!

[josie-number-one]

Go, and try to see what he's doing on the phone!

Ja, nee.

You do it, if you’re so interested. I’m not getting up.

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Has d3rLord3 attempted to murder you yet, or is he calm?

Ah, should I be worried he’s going to?

He has been busy on the phone, mostly- or- Ik weet het niet, I’ve been sleeping.

I do not know if I would describe him as calm, though! It has been- tense!

[josie-number-one]

*bites you Very hard on your bicep. there are teeth marks.*

??? wat de fuck???

W- waarom??? Ow???

Ben je out of your mind?? Or???

[josie-number-one]

How's your new... Roommate? I don't think you're the one he expected to see.

Ahh, he is-

…

He does not want to watch Formula 1, I will say that!

I did not expect to see him either- I thought this was more of a personal hell? But I suppose not!

As long as he doesn’t kill mijn schrijver, alles is goed.

[josie-number-one]

josieeeeee

:<

make me feel better boy. that's why i have you around it's not it's not i love you

-you know

...oh mijn god.

I wish they'd actually killed me, you know? It would be so much better than this.

Het gaat goed met je. 't komt goed. Je zult je beter voelen.

[josie-number-one]

would you help me fake my death then

you know. disappear me?

-you know

Do you know how much work that would be?

...I told you to turn off The Smiths. Listen to me on that, schatje.

I'm not comforting you. Don't expect me to.

[josie-number-one]

would you kill me if i asked you to

-you know

No.

Hou je mond en huil maar tegen me aan, als dat is wat je wilt.

[josie-number-one]

Annoying, maybe? But she does it out of affection. Honestly, after everything you did, I'm not sure you deserve such nice treatment.

...close, but it is something worse than annoying.

I don't know. I don't really care, actually. as long as someone keeps being nice to me I just wish she would turn off the music? Really, we need to keep playing The Smiths?

[josie-number-one]

come watch zandvoort with me and let me cry on you.

-you know

...again?

Oké, if that's what you want!

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Did you just call your wonderful writer pathetic? I think I'll find a way to revive you just to kill you again for that comment.

Ja, I am not sure I used the right word? She- annoys me. In a nice way!

What do you call that?

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Are you getting good cigarettes and alcohol, wherever it is that you are?

Oh ja, all the best.

If I put up with being treated like a stuffed animal.

Mijn schrijver is kind of- ik weet het niet- pathetic?

I can’t say I mind, though!