I AM A CRAZY EGOIST

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[jouybous]

I AM A CRAZY EGOIST (me) THAT WILL DO ANYTHING (neglect other facets of living) TO GET WHAT I WANT (shiptease via fanworks on the internet) and then when I GET WHAT I WANT (YES!!!!) i START LIVING (I WIN!!!!!!!)

[estrella-solitaria-blog]

The House Upon The Hill, my debut novel, is LIVE FOR PURCHASE!!!!

[the-neighbors-kid]

I can't encourage everyone ENOUGH to check out LONESTAR!! AJ is a good old friend of mine and an AMAZING writer genuinely you need to read her shit so bad it's so good. BUY LONESTAR NOW OOOO OUUUUUUUUUUUUU SMILES SMILES GRINS. seriously lonestar is her baby. her baby that you need to adopt or pay child support for. PLEASE i need this

[jouybous]

"brodie gon spray when he speaks then criticize me for the way im living my life 🤔" bars im afraid. then followed by "we both on the grind for a future w lead, how u gon tell me which one is correct?" ohh nico the lyricist you are

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[jouybous]

FNF CORRUPTION DEVIL TERROR MOD I AM SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU AGAIN

[jouybous]

HELLO MATT

[jouybous]

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[academic-vampire]

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔫

[jouybous]

[jouybous]

got a comment saying my rinsagi fic was their first impression of me... amazing alternate universe i just peeked into

[jouybous]

my most read ships either codependent or rivals 😭

[jouybous]

and doomed cant forget doomed

[jouybous]

HAPPY REO DAY!! Here is the podfic ive been working on!! :D

[PODFIC] temporary moonlight of the stained heart (1 words) by JOYBOYO Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Blue Lock (Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mikage Reo/Nagi Seishirou Characters: Nagi Seishirou, Mikage Reo Additional Tags: POV Nagi Seishirou, Dreams, Memories, Abstract, Post-Chapter 300: Innocent (Blue Lock), Chapter 302: It's fine (Blue Lock), Nagi Seishirou was Blocked by Mikage Reo, jingles voices and editing by me, Audio Format: MP3, Podfic, Dialogue-Only, fic adapted to audio drama, nagireoweek Twitter's NagiReo Week 2026 (Blue Lock), MY pretend nareyuri drama cd, Suspension of Disbelief, for an hour of me roleplaying with myself, First Love, because it's nagireo, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, for now. Summary:

Nagi has a dream.

(And this is the PODFIC version of it!)

[teddysgrahms]

CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS ONE

(Based off this tweet)

[jouybous]

my most read ships either codependent or rivals 😭

[thebeststririker]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKAGE REOOOOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TALENTED INTELLIGENT VERSATILE CHARMISATIC CHARMING GORGEOUS PERFECT EEXQUISITE AMAZING HANDSOME ETC ETC MAN TO EVER EXZIST MIKAGE REO WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART. HOW IS HE SO TALENTED AT LITERALLY EVERYTHING. WDYM BRO CAN COPY MOVES AFTER SEEING THEM ONCE AND ADAPT TO EVERYTHING AND BE GOOD AT STRATEGIZING AND STILL BE ACADEMICALLY INTELLIGENT AND MUSICALLY TALENTED AND SOCIALLY CAPABLE AND AMBITIOUS AND STILL LOOK SO AMAZING. PICK A STRUGGLE REO. WE HAVE TO USE THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD ON HIS ASS BC HE HAS TO BE SOME EXPERIMENT OUT OF A LAB HES TOO PERFECT. HES SO PASSIONATE ABOUT EVERYTHING HE CARES ABOUT I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS GUY. HE NEVER SETTLES FOR GOOD ENOUGH AND EVEN THO HE KNOWS HE CAN NEVER BE THE BEST AT ONE FIXED TRAIT HES AMAZIINGLY WELLROUNDED AND AMAZING AT EVERYTHING???? HE IS SO COOL. HES SO MAGNETIC. HE MAKES DETERMINATION LOOKBEAUTIFUL, HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. HES SO EXPRESSIVE AND I LOVE HIS STUPID LITTLE TONGUE THING AND HIS PURPLE EVERYWHERE, I LVOE THE THE WAY HE LOOKS WHEN HES CONFIDENT OR WHEN HES HAVING FUN. HE NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP BEHIND BARS ITS ILLEGAL TO BE THIS PEAK. KANESHIRO GENUINELY COOKED WHEN IT CAME TO REO I WISH REO WAS REAL REO IS SO COOL. YES HE IS SOMETIMES INSANE BUT THAT JUST ADDS TO THE MIKAGE REO EXPERIENCE. HES SO REFINED YET SO RIDICULOUS HES LITERALLY SUCH A CHAMELEON HES ALWAYS CHANGING AND ADAPTING BUT HES ALSO A GOAT BC HES THE GOAT IM SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHSDJKSJFHJSKJDFHGFDJ HE CAN DO EVERYTHING HE KNOWS EVERYTHING HE IS EVERYTHING HE IS THE DEFINITION OF TALENT HE DESEVRES THE WORLD AND HE IS MY WORLD HE IS MY GLORIOUS KING AND I HOPE HE HAS A BIRTHDAY AS AMAZING AS HIM MIC DROP.

[biblical-figures]

Childhood anime list was really varied I feel like. Elementary to middle school, It started with Sgt frog, seraph of the end, servamp, servamp, hetalia, nanbaka

All of those gay adjacent sports anime but not haikyuu, Tokyo ghoul biiig time.. um. Re zero? That one was short lived for me tbh but I think my old olddd laptop might still have rem and ram as the background lmao. Tried to get into attack on titan. Unfortunately watched a few, in my opinion, notoriously shitty but somehow always discussed ones. Precure and cardcaptor obviously. Yugioh.. I didn't watch Naruto or dragon ball until like 10th grade somehow, watched up until right before timeskip? In one piece like a year ago. My hero, princess jellyfish, ouran highschool.. I can't name everything that would be a lot. I was a self proclaimed otaku in middle school, please forgive me.

I won't even get into the manga because most of it was just random yaoi.