j.p.undercroft

Painter, writer. Brooklyn, NY or Tempe, AZ.

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Puddle hiding the less attractive side of my face.

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This was a good day.

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Felix the Comrade

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Get yourself a girl

Who looks at you like Audrey Horne,

Who talks like Norma Jennings,

Who cries like Donna Hayward,

Who fucks like Shelly Johnson,

And who loves you unconditionally like Pete Martell.

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I’m going to freshen up.

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Why do I love this so much? I've been staring at this for at least five minutes.

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still my best work

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I'm having a sale! I'm moving back to Brooklyn in a month. If you'd like to help support me, or if you'd just like to acquire one of my pieces for half what I would normally be asking for it, let me know. Prices range from $50 to $300, plus shipping (if you live in or near Tempe, AZ you can also pick up the painting in person). Shout out to Donna Hayward, Audrey Horne, Dale Cooper, Beyonce, Melanie King, @apros3xia @dollymyfolly and @kidslutti- for being my muses.

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Work in progress.

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I just need someone to bring me Gatorade and play with my hair.

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“The Girl with the Cubic Zirconia Nose Stud” Acrylic on Canvas

Thanks to my muse of the week, @apros3xia

Thanks to Adam Ant and Dr. Hook for providing the bulk of the soundtrack this morning.

Thanks to Bob Ross for reminding me that anyone can paint.

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Progress.