[jturn]

I like to dance big idiot style :)

[spacesams-moving-deactivated201]

that is one really ugly baby

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

“what’s you favorite game?” “oh, it’s Anna Give Birth A Baby”

[jturn]

men what's stopping you from wearing metal plate armour to the club

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[wowhead]

[jturn]

[jturn]

Wait

Wait

[evilalienmush]

when you talk to people they kill you

[sacred-portal]

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[awesomgrlgr8job]

Happy Fat Freaky Fucks Getting it On Friday!

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon]

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[deertush]

[jturn]

[jturn]

Wait

Wait

[jturn]

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[shiny-goodra808]

I think about this video all the time

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

You. Are. A. Leetle tief…

[hotvampireadjacent]