Me reading the same fic for the hundredth time
This because I have read all the fic from the last 6 months, and I don't like them. New fic is slow, and I don't feel like scrolling for an hour to find 2023 fics.
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Me reading the same fic for the hundredth time
This because I have read all the fic from the last 6 months, and I don't like them. New fic is slow, and I don't feel like scrolling for an hour to find 2023 fics.
Reblog if you’ve been around long enough to remember Lemons
*Clears throat* …
<-Part 31 & 32
(Start from the beginning)
WHAT IF...
IDK BRO IT WAS LITERALLY 4 AM WHEN I DID THIS Also, this is basically my first comic on digital so its kinda sloppy and rushed (totally not bc im a lazy ass) ANYWAY- what if Verity didn´t know he wasn´t the only entity mod and he meets the knocker; who is ready to eat a bread after brutally killing player and uh bro´s kinda mad nd jalous cuz who is this and why did he do that... and then player appears
happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces
Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.
Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.
Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.
You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.
You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.
So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.
Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.
Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.
Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb
you don't even have a dog
✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎
all all all
I don't think a lot of cishet people realize how queer Patrick Bateman really is. Because his idea of performance and perfect presentation, the constant perceptions of scrutiny and intense judgments of other people... All of that is pretty queer-coded. And, in my eyes, the whole 'perfect boyfriend' thing is just another part of the act. He expresses absolutely no feelings beyond base sexual attraction to any of the women he dates; he's constantly just going through the motions because he believes he has no other choice. Patrick has so thoroughly convinced himself that he isn't queer that he hasn't even acknowledged the idea of sexuality. Which in and of itself is a very relatable feeling for a lot of queer folks, I think.
That's why Patrick Bateman x male reader just hits so damn different to me. Because, in a way, the male reader's presence—especially is he's queer-presenting—forces Patrick to acknowledge that authenticity and success can mingle. And that would be an earth-shattering realization for him.
Yandere x reader except MC is slowly domesticating them
Imagine yandere SOMEHOW bags MC and once they start dating yandere accidentally shows their possessive and obsessive side more and MC just tones it down for them?
MC patiently reassures and comforts them and as the relationship continues yandere suddenly realizes that their not stalking, continuously texting MC for their location, constantly asking MC who what where theyre were talking or doing, NOT KILLING AS OFTEN?? and just basically much more trustworthy in their relationship
yandere realizing that theyre actually ok with not having to know MC's every move: ???
bonus of MC knew all along that they were a yandere and just rolled with it
scenario:
The door closes as you walk in yours and your yanderes house(yall live together roll with it), a white box in hand. You just got back from work and let out a sigh of relief as you slowly make your way to the kitchen with a giddy smile
slowly a figure walks behind you quietly, youre too distract taking out plates to notice untill..
"Gah! you scared me!" you say as your yandere suddenly hugs you from behind, their head is leaning on your shoulder as their arms are possessively wrapped around you tightly.
"where were you so late..." you can hear the slight tremble in their voice as their arms tighten their grip
But suddenly you whip yourself around and hug them, catching them off guard.
"Im so pround of you! youre doing so much better!"
They look at you confused but happy with your willing embrace "huh what? what're you talking bout..?"
They look up and notice that what was inside the box was actually a small cake, they suddenly get abit nervous. Did they forget an anniversary? no theyre too in love with you to forget something like that, birthday? like hell theyre forget, did you get a promotion? before they could ask you answer for them
"You didnt follow me to work for a while and you only texted me 45 times instead of your usual 74! and not once did you ask who i was talking to even though you already know all my coworkers by name!" you look oh so cheerful and thats when they notice, youre right. They really have toned down on their obsessive tendencies havent they?
You move to cut a slice of cake for you both and pass them a slice
"i thought we could celebrate since youre doing better at trusting my love for you more!"
oh
the plate in their hands feels heavy as they stare at you lovestruck as you happily eat your cake
they really love you, and you love them, this is the first theyve ever felt this secured.
God, they are never letting you leave♡.
authors note: ignore all spelling errors PLEASE I BEG
‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’
first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me
second, I love the feeling of people liking me
third, I was ignored as a child
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RRAAGH I LOVE THE CREEPYPASTA FANDOM!!! I LOVE MILD TO COMPLETE DISREGUARD FOR CANON!! I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE USE THE CREEPS AS DOLLS TO MAKE WHATEVER STORY THEY WANT I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE WORLD BUILD BASED ON AMATURE HORROR PROJECTS FROM A DECADE AGO!!! I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE OCS AND MAKE THEM INTERACT WITH THE POPULAR PASTAS!!! RAAGH!!!!