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18+ Blog!!! MDNI / 20s / They/Any / If you like m1k3tr10 and hypno we could have truly groundbreaking exchanges about it in my askbox. just saying 👀 / actually kind of loud for a "lurker" but i already made the username sooo

[ju5t4lurk3r]

hi this is my intro post. this is an 18+ account that often, if not almost exclusively, discusses 18+ topics. so, naturally, DNI if you're under 18.

i am in my early 20s! i like to write mediocre smut sometimes, but I haven't been writing much recently. i also like being really vague about what I've actually written, so good luck figuring that out 🙏

i find the idea of sex and kink a lot more appealing in theory than in practice, so most if not all of my posts are about fictional scenarios that may or may not (most likely not) even vaguely resemble things that are possible in real life. mostly, I just like projecting my kinks onto my favorite characters. i can have a little unrealistic kink, as a treat 😇

i currently have a very one-track mind focused on 🎤🎤🎤. i am also a fan of the game as a whole but these particular characters have an iron grip on me for reasons I can't explain. as a side effect I'm also interested in the regular 🎷, 🎲, and 🚨 NPCs. I have no interest in discussing characters that are not adults on this blog.

i often post about my kinks in a way that isn't really sexually explicit, but it is still sexual To Me. this is because: I Am A Pervert. some of these kinks are:

hypnokink! (most often)

more broadly, a lot of hypnosis/mind control related tropes in general. but it's a very particular and somewhat random assortment of them

tranquilizing??

intox (don't think I've posted about this yet but I'm soo normal about my favs getting high/drunk)

on occasion I might have actually explicit things to say about these, but I'm very particular about it so it's less common. despite how this list probably looks from the outside, I do not like explicit non con, and will not be posting about sex where a character actively does not want or like it.

normal sex is cool too I guess. i might post about that now and then.

if you want to send me asks about random bullshit involving any of the above, feel free! i can get pretty shy, especially when discussing these topics, but I love to Discuss. let's put our faves in compromising situations for our own perverted enjoyment,,, together 🤝

[ju5t4lurk3r]

i keep seeing this "hyper specific hypno tropes" ask game going around, and I think if i was the one answering those questions it would be incredibly boring because of how picky i am 💀

[ju5t4lurk3r]

writing a hypnokink story that doesn't have sex in it while also being mostly unable to handle the goofy embarrassing hypno tropes is genuinely so hard 😭 like fuck dude im grilling a nothingburger over here

[ju5t4lurk3r]

almost done writing something egregiously horny and im starting to get really scared about the fact that people are gonna be able to look at it with their eyes. gulp

[ju5t4lurk3r]

epic plu3y dialogue moment

[ju5t4lurk3r]

in the ninth circle of hell they make you write endings for fanfiction

[ju5t4lurk3r]

"man I think I'm pushing it with the lack of realism in this fic"

-me, two seconds before remembering the setting is literally a magical cartoony world that runs on TV logic and realism literally doesn't matter at all

[ju5t4lurk3r]

ok actually pulling this out of the tags because i need it to be known that this is genuinely the first time i have considered this. i had literally not once thought about the fact that it is normal, expected even, for fetish content to be unrealistic. is there something wrong with me

[ju5t4lurk3r]

"man I think I'm pushing it with the lack of realism in this fic"

-me, two seconds before remembering the setting is literally a magical cartoony world that runs on TV logic and realism literally doesn't matter at all

[ju5t4lurk3r]

sometimes if you get really really hungover, like scared to even eat saltines or turn over in bed hungover, the delirious half-dream/half-regular-thought things you get while trying to get back to sleep with the sun beaming directly into your eyes can give you very fun ideas for perverted fanfiction. i don't recommend it but it can happen

[spiraling-whirlpool]

Jongler hypnosis,,, "rubber brain" induction with a rubber band as the focus

Stretch it taut and twist it up, make them all tense and confused before letting it go with a SNAP and it goes limp and so does that sweet dizzy zapper

You see the vision

[yesmeowstress]

Battat fiddling with a rubber band just to stim & not knowing about this hypno function in Jongler (Pluey did not tell him)

[ju5t4lurk3r]

i peaked with p0lym1k3s hypno w/ the string from his board as a focus point and then almost immediately entered the one thousand year writer's block. one of the worst things to ever happen to me maybe

[yesmeowstress]

HOLD IT

HOLD EVERYTHING

I just need it to be known how obsessed with this fic i was when I first found it like I stumbled upon it when looking for deltatrance crumbs before the creation of this acc and its very existence made me genuinely GENUINELY weak in the knees on god

ANYWAY I can't form coherent words on this anymore so here have this art from several months ago

[ju5t4lurk3r]

sjsjhsfkjh. thanks 👉 👈 i wrote it when i was actively in the process of becoming hyperfixated on the m1k3s, and i think at the time there were like Two b4tt4t hypno fics and i was GREEDY and wanted more of them so i took matters into my own hands. i was sooo embarrassed posting it, but as it turns out there are a number of people out there on the same very specific pervert wavelength as me. yayy

also waow. as far as i know this is the first time someone's drawn something from one of my fics 😳 the poor thing is EXHAUSTED someone put this guy to bed.... oh wait they're already working on it

[shock-n-thrill]

Stuff ahahaha

"?" He calls out to both of them for their attention.

"...mrow?"

Was that...–

Pfft– was that really–?!

Pluey froze, still processing that Battat had really just meowed at him, but was interrupted by Jongler, who didn't seem to appreciate the lack of pats from Pluey. They bumped their head back into Pluey's hand for more affection, a funny contrast to Battat who had begun sniffing it curiously.

"...~" Pluey reassured him, offering him his hand again, to which he was finally persuaded and rested his head on Pluey's hand. He was rewarded instantly with more affection which he was delighted with, if his humming was any sign.

Grown bored of their position by now, Battat was the first to move from his spot. Pluey watched him curiously as he crawled onto the floor and next to Pluey's side, nuzzling his face against his shoulder.

"Mmmrr..." Another cute noise escaped him.

Jongler seemed a bit more shy, as they just remained sat politely recieving scritches. Battat was demanding even more attention, settling down in Pluey's lap getting comfortable.

Hmm. Someone looks sleepy. Do you want to cuddle with us, Jongler?

He took his hand away, letting Jongler process the offer. Slowly, they got up from the seat and down onto the floor, shuffling akwardly toward Pluey. He opened his arms to recieve them, and they took the sign to drop their weight onto Pluey, almost nearly knocking the wind out of him

They didn't seem to realize, only getting more comfortable nuzzling against his chest, holding him and surely not planning to let go soon.

Oh well, this is much more comfortable anyways.

Both kitties had stopped moving long ago, save for their deep breaths and ocasional humming (which Pluey decided was a sort of equivalent to purring), and were just resting against him, not a care in the world.

Just the way it should be.

Shh, shh, it's nap time now, you two, Pluey cooed while using a hand to caress wach of them, I've got nowhere to be for a while!

[mesmirised]

I love when a character is emotionally vulnerable making them an easy brainwashing target! there's something about a hypnotist looking for that moment of weakness where they can effortlessly manipulate you...

[yesmeowstress]

Okay Now Imagine a mysterious sweet-smelling fog slowly wafting over your fav and eventually lulling them into an uncontrollable but potentially welcome slumber

[ju5t4lurk3r]

i peaked with p0lym1k3s hypno w/ the string from his board as a focus point and then almost immediately entered the one thousand year writer's block. one of the worst things to ever happen to me maybe

[shock-n-thrill]

Horrible horrible image naked b4tt4t

[ju5t4lurk3r]

in my humble opinion there can never be too much fr13ndp1ns hypno in the world. really there may never be enough