coolest disciple

amen, a lotta men taken❤ by J. H. C❤

[judas-iscariot69]

The only thing I share with God is my foot fetish💔

[pleadingmantis]

can us non Americans all agree that Americans are weird

no offense America

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

so so fucking weird

[gardens-of-runar]

:(

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

your my exception

[permetutotheworld]

i hate gay people

[jammahanna]

I'm offended, I think?

[permetutotheworld]

not you only the above gay people

[jammahanna]

Hmmmmmmm *scrutinises you* fine.... I guess

[permetutotheworld]

PLEASE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND *screams cries throws up*

[jammahanna]

Ewww, you have a girlfriend? Imagine, loser! Couldn't be me

[permetutotheworld]

erm excuse me my girlfriend is the best most wonderful person i know ☝️

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

gay

[percyweasleyapologist]

you're one to talk

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

noo guys im a tall cis straight white guy named jack

[percyweasleyapologist]

yeah, and im Jesus Christ

I've risen again

[judas-iscariot69]

bro I thought I killed you

[percyweasleyapologist]

Im immortal, bitch.

You cannot kill me, for I cannot die.

[judas-iscariot69]

can you turn my water into wine?

god never granted me that power

[percyweasleyapologist]

I could.

But I don't want to <3

[judas-iscariot69]

well if you ever see Jesus 1.0 tell him to call me back

I've left him way too many voice messages and half of them are unanswered booty calls

[percyweasleyapologist]

oh he's gone

I ate that bitch ages ago

quite a filling snack

[judas-iscariot69]

from what I have observed up here while in heaven, there is quite literally no possible way to eat any of us☝

for we are all celestial beings not capable of being digested. and if we do get eaten, it feels like having to pass a kidney stone

(definitly not speaking from experience...)

amen my child🙏

[percyweasleyapologist]

sucks to suck

it happened

yuh

Im just cool like that

[judas-iscariot69]

just spoke to sky daddy himself (king could lowk have me) and he said that you're scamming soo...

sorry dude but you're out😬👇

🕳

[pleadingmantis]

can us non Americans all agree that Americans are weird

no offense America

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

so so fucking weird

[gardens-of-runar]

:(

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

your my exception

[permetutotheworld]

i hate gay people

[jammahanna]

I'm offended, I think?

[permetutotheworld]

not you only the above gay people

[jammahanna]

Hmmmmmmm *scrutinises you* fine.... I guess

[permetutotheworld]

PLEASE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND *screams cries throws up*

[jammahanna]

Ewww, you have a girlfriend? Imagine, loser! Couldn't be me

[permetutotheworld]

erm excuse me my girlfriend is the best most wonderful person i know ☝️

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

gay

[percyweasleyapologist]

you're one to talk

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

noo guys im a tall cis straight white guy named jack

[percyweasleyapologist]

yeah, and im Jesus Christ

I've risen again

[judas-iscariot69]

bro I thought I killed you

[percyweasleyapologist]

Im immortal, bitch.

You cannot kill me, for I cannot die.

[judas-iscariot69]

can you turn my water into wine?

god never granted me that power

[percyweasleyapologist]

I could.

But I don't want to <3

[judas-iscariot69]

well if you ever see Jesus 1.0 tell him to call me back

I've left him way too many voice messages and half of them are unanswered booty calls

[percyweasleyapologist]

oh he's gone

I ate that bitch ages ago

quite a filling snack

[judas-iscariot69]

from what I have observed up here while in heaven, there is quite literally no possible way to eat any of us☝

for we are all celestial beings not capable of being digested. and if we do get eaten, it feels like having to pass a kidney stone

(definitly not speaking from experience...)

amen my child🙏

[pleadingmantis]

can us non Americans all agree that Americans are weird

no offense America

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

so so fucking weird

[gardens-of-runar]

:(

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

your my exception

[permetutotheworld]

i hate gay people

[jammahanna]

I'm offended, I think?

[permetutotheworld]

not you only the above gay people

[jammahanna]

Hmmmmmmm *scrutinises you* fine.... I guess

[permetutotheworld]

PLEASE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND *screams cries throws up*

[jammahanna]

Ewww, you have a girlfriend? Imagine, loser! Couldn't be me

[permetutotheworld]

erm excuse me my girlfriend is the best most wonderful person i know ☝️

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

gay

[percyweasleyapologist]

you're one to talk

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

noo guys im a tall cis straight white guy named jack

[percyweasleyapologist]

yeah, and im Jesus Christ

I've risen again

[judas-iscariot69]

bro I thought I killed you

[percyweasleyapologist]

Im immortal, bitch.

You cannot kill me, for I cannot die.

[judas-iscariot69]

can you turn my water into wine?

god never granted me that power

[percyweasleyapologist]

I could.

But I don't want to <3

[judas-iscariot69]

well if you ever see Jesus 1.0 tell him to call me back

I've left him way too many voice messages and half of them are unanswered booty calls

[judas-iscariot69]

I miss you my baby... Jesus...

not to be confused with baby Jesus while he was still an infant

my baby... Jesus...

[pleadingmantis]

can us non Americans all agree that Americans are weird

no offense America

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

so so fucking weird

[gardens-of-runar]

:(

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

your my exception

[permetutotheworld]

i hate gay people

[jammahanna]

I'm offended, I think?

[permetutotheworld]

not you only the above gay people

[jammahanna]

Hmmmmmmm *scrutinises you* fine.... I guess

[permetutotheworld]

PLEASE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND *screams cries throws up*

[jammahanna]

Ewww, you have a girlfriend? Imagine, loser! Couldn't be me

[permetutotheworld]

erm excuse me my girlfriend is the best most wonderful person i know ☝️

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

gay

[percyweasleyapologist]

you're one to talk

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

noo guys im a tall cis straight white guy named jack

[percyweasleyapologist]

yeah, and im Jesus Christ

I've risen again

[judas-iscariot69]

bro I thought I killed you

[percyweasleyapologist]

Im immortal, bitch.

You cannot kill me, for I cannot die.

[judas-iscariot69]

can you turn my water into wine?

god never granted me that power

[pleadingmantis]

can us non Americans all agree that Americans are weird

no offense America

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

so so fucking weird

[gardens-of-runar]

:(

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

your my exception

[permetutotheworld]

i hate gay people

[jammahanna]

I'm offended, I think?

[permetutotheworld]

not you only the above gay people

[jammahanna]

Hmmmmmmm *scrutinises you* fine.... I guess

[permetutotheworld]

PLEASE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND *screams cries throws up*

[jammahanna]

Ewww, you have a girlfriend? Imagine, loser! Couldn't be me

[permetutotheworld]

erm excuse me my girlfriend is the best most wonderful person i know ☝️

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

gay

[percyweasleyapologist]

you're one to talk

[circe-but-betterr-deactivated20]

noo guys im a tall cis straight white guy named jack

[percyweasleyapologist]

yeah, and im Jesus Christ

I've risen again

[judas-iscariot69]

bro I thought I killed you

[circe-butbetter-deactivated2025]

People need to stop flirting in my reblogs before i shoot all of them

[gasolinehornet]

I so agree

[judas-iscariot69]

heyy~😉

[circe-butbetter-deactivated2025]

Get out

[judas-iscariot69]

I hope you shit yourself in the middle of the night.

[circe-butbetter-deactivated2025]

People need to stop flirting in my reblogs before i shoot all of them

[gasolinehornet]

I so agree

[judas-iscariot69]

heyy~😉

[deadatthealtar-deactivated20241]

hey tumblr

what

@circe-butbetter your blog did

uh

something !

[circe-butbetter-deactivated2025]

Gasp im duplicated

[gasolinehornet]

it's bc god thinks ur special

[circe-butbetter-deactivated2025]

Omg smash 8m so special

[judas-iscariot69]

NUH UH

I'M THE SPECIAL ONE!!!

[vulcajes-archive]

Guys runar impregnated me :/

[gardens-of-runar]

You’re welcome

[judas-iscariot69]

the gift of our sky daddy has been shown again🙌🙌

you'll be a good baby daddy runyard.

[gardens-of-runar]

Thank you Judas will you please bless the baby 🙏

[judas-iscariot69]

No.

I fucking hate children.

[vulcajes-archive]

Guys runar impregnated me :/

[gardens-of-runar]

You’re welcome

[judas-iscariot69]

the gift of our sky daddy has been shown again🙌🙌

you'll be a good baby daddy runyard.

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

whatever the fuck you do, do not google catherine the great’s furniture

[gardens-of-runar]

absolutely google catherine the great’s furniture do it

[gasolinehornet]

freak lvl 100000000

[gardens-of-runar]

SOMEONE HAS TO BE THE DEVIL ON HUMANITIES SHOULDER AND BY GOD IT’LL BE ME

[judas-iscariot69]

where god

[gardens-of-runar]

up your ass

[judas-iscariot69]

in a romantic or platonic way

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

whatever the fuck you do, do not google catherine the great’s furniture

[gardens-of-runar]

absolutely google catherine the great’s furniture do it

[gasolinehornet]

freak lvl 100000000

[gardens-of-runar]

SOMEONE HAS TO BE THE DEVIL ON HUMANITIES SHOULDER AND BY GOD IT’LL BE ME

[judas-iscariot69]

where god

[definitionoffuckup]

you brought judas to my post 🧍🏻‍♂️

i feel starstruck, he's like my childhood idol

he smy bf

[judas-iscariot69]

I can't remember to have agreed to this..

[definitionoffuckup]

ulyou have dementia baby, remember?

[judas-iscariot69]

be careful when trying to manipulate me.

I am on God side, and he is on mine.

you're just what they call a "side ting", my real babe is still jesus. but he's still being spawn killed so yk

[definitionoffuckup]

bumsicles 😞 i am also on godd sidr 💗💗💗 swear on god

[judas-iscariot69]

I can't believe you just did that

[definitionoffuckup]

what did i noe mr complainer

[judas-iscariot69]

you swore on sky daddy

he's NOT gonna be happy

[definitionoffuckup]

sky daddy is ALWAYS happy with me

youre just jelly

[judas-iscariot69]

his son has made a home in my cinnamon hole 🤤

[definitionoffuckup]

i am his som and i have not done that trust

[judas-iscariot69]

pls read my bio and stop messaging me🙏

im taken.

[definitionoffuckup]

you brought judas to my post 🧍🏻‍♂️

i feel starstruck, he's like my childhood idol

he smy bf

[judas-iscariot69]

I can't remember to have agreed to this..

[definitionoffuckup]

ulyou have dementia baby, remember?

[judas-iscariot69]

be careful when trying to manipulate me.

I am on God side, and he is on mine.

you're just what they call a "side ting", my real babe is still jesus. but he's still being spawn killed so yk

[definitionoffuckup]

bumsicles 😞 i am also on godd sidr 💗💗💗 swear on god

[judas-iscariot69]

I can't believe you just did that

[definitionoffuckup]

what did i noe mr complainer

[judas-iscariot69]

you swore on sky daddy

he's NOT gonna be happy

[definitionoffuckup]

sky daddy is ALWAYS happy with me

youre just jelly

[judas-iscariot69]

his son has made a home in my cinnamon hole 🤤

[definitionoffuckup]

you brought judas to my post 🧍🏻‍♂️

i feel starstruck, he's like my childhood idol

he smy bf

[judas-iscariot69]

I can't remember to have agreed to this..

[definitionoffuckup]

ulyou have dementia baby, remember?

[judas-iscariot69]

be careful when trying to manipulate me.

I am on God side, and he is on mine.

you're just what they call a "side ting", my real babe is still jesus. but he's still being spawn killed so yk

[definitionoffuckup]

bumsicles 😞 i am also on godd sidr 💗💗💗 swear on god

[judas-iscariot69]

I can't believe you just did that

[definitionoffuckup]

what did i noe mr complainer

[judas-iscariot69]

you swore on sky daddy

he's NOT gonna be happy