"𝕷𝖎𝖋𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖚𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖎𝖗..."

"...𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖙" ⛧°. ⋆𓌹*ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ִֶָ🦇་༘࿐*𓌺⋆. °⛧

[percyweasleyapologist]

ཐི^. ̞.^ཋྀ

hey yall, i'm zoe!

if you need anything, reach out privately because i'm not on here much anymore

mwah! love all of you <33

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

[percyweasleyapologist]

Dude you never post anymore

dude go fuck yourself

[percyweasleyapologist]

sometimes you've gotta sit on his face while jerking him off

that's okay

it helps trust

just make sure his sister doesn't walk in

[percyweasleyapologist]

@garden-of-runar

here's my sister's new account if yall missed her btw

😋

[percyweasleyapologist]

me and my sister <3

@garden-of-runar

[percyweasleyapologist]

no you guys don't get it

i'm genuinley so in love with this man it's not even funny

he's singing random songs on call rn to try to entertain me while i sit in my bed in pain bc im sick

AND

he calls me "wise girl" AND HES NEVER READ PJO???

like he just does that without knowing the reference

sobbing bc i'm so fucking lucky omg no one let me fuck this up

oh and he also brought me flowers the other day randomly 🥺🥺

[gardens-of-runar]

@percyweasleyapologist fuckin loser

[percyweasleyapologist]

wait what

why

when was this

what was this about

[gardens-of-runar]

Why on earth would you think I'd remember that

[percyweasleyapologist]

girl idk

i was scrolling thru notifications from the past month and saw this

uhhhh

yeah idk

[gardens-of-runar]

I mean the sentiments still true

[percyweasleyapologist]

asshole

[gardens-of-runar]

@percyweasleyapologist fuckin loser

[percyweasleyapologist]

wait what

why

when was this

what was this about

[gardens-of-runar]

Why on earth would you think I'd remember that

[percyweasleyapologist]

girl idk

i was scrolling thru notifications from the past month and saw this

uhhhh

yeah idk

[gardens-of-runar]

@percyweasleyapologist fuckin loser

[percyweasleyapologist]

wait what

why

when was this

what was this about

[gardens-of-runar]

Shes watching me cry on my bathroom floor and eat frosted mini wheats also on said bathroom floor with tears streaming down my face what a real one

[percyweasleyapologist]

so aesthetic (pathetic)

[gardens-of-runar]

Im crying over a breakup and my sister is blasting shakira

[percyweasleyapologist]

hey you can't tell me its not helping

im such a good sister

[percyweasleyapologist]

he just told me he goons to me

thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

🥹🥹🥹

[percyweasleyapologist]

just left my house after we were lowkey making out and dry jumping

THE FIRDT THING HE SAYS IS

"hey babe, might go to the ER"

what.

testicular torsion

WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭

i'm killing myself i can never look at his mother the same again

she knows what we did

also like... oops

[percyweasleyapologist]

omg i'm fucking killing myself

WHAT

[percyweasleyapologist]

GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET RN

AAAAA

[percyweasleyapologist]

FUCK YEAH YALL

TONIGHT I GOT:

- a boyfriend

- first kiss

- make out

- and some insanely good ribs

[percyweasleyapologist]

WHAT IF HE TRIES TO KISS ME AND I JUST STAND THERE

SHIT

UMMMM

YALL KNOW IM A LOSER

I CANT DO THIS

[aceofspades42]

You got this mother

[percyweasleyapologist]

CHILD IM SO FUCKED

if you never hear from me again it's because i hung myself from embarrassment

[aceofspades42]

No you will not you will be okay

[percyweasleyapologist]

AUGHHHH

[aceofspades42]

This too shall pass you will be okay

[percyweasleyapologist]

you were right

i went wonderfully

WONDERFULLY😈