To Judge Judy: Thank You for Everything

we're about 3 more bad headlines away from this becoming a data privacy advocacy blog

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[metalbatteryzone]

[antigoneprogone]

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[milquetoaast]

source

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[dolfin]

just hanging out

[dailymoviemusicals-blog]

Moses Supposes

[randomslasher]

Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend

[pyromanicdaydreamer]

Thats just what theater kids are like

[prokopetz]

What I’ve always loved about this bit is

a. this musical number comes completely out of nowhere, with no greater context than what this video captures; and

b. the language instructor clearly can’t hear the music. He’s not from Musical Theatre Land. From his perspective, a couple of twinkle-toed weirdos just randomly decided to physically abuse him for three solid minutes. This isn’t reading anything that’s not intended into the scene – it’s literally the central gag.

[rocketplane]

@thebibliosphere in case you need some ridiculous Singin’ in the Rain on your dash.

(P.S. I imagined you making the faces at the instructor and it was hilarious)

[thebibliosphere]

I can but aspire to the level of expressiveness Cosmo Brown has with his face.

[sharkselfies]

[clowngirrl]

[papayajuan2019]

my favorite humble brag is when spiders die in their own web

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reminder that i dont have a single art class but go down to the AP class 3x a day and either do nothing or use ¼ cup of paint to make these horrible orangutan paintings and i plan to make more

[pissvortex]

thanks man

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry