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Gojo created a group chat with all three students to coordinate things. However, he never knows if Megumi reads the texts because he never says anything (he does), and all Yuji does is send memes, so basically that’s its only function now.
Yuji and Nobara created a game: try to take a picture of Gojo with his blindfold off. He takes it off frequently, it’s just impossible to catch an image of it. Surprisingly, Megumi of all people has gotten the closest. If you squint, you can see the baby blues.
This escalated into “who can take the ugliest picture of someone without them looking”, after capturing an image of Yuji standing next to Gojo’s desk with almost four chins. Nobara discovered she has many bad angles and Gojo discovered he’s photogenic from ALL angles.
Yuji likes to use Nobara’s ugly pictures as reaction images and memes. At first, Nobara beat him up whenever he did, but now as long as they don’t leave the first-year chat she doesn’t care. She’ll even supply them if she’s feeling silly.
Gojo started a prank war on accident and it shows no sign of stopping. It started because he enjoys Nobara’s over the top reactions. When she found the LIVE snake in her bed (oh boy, everyone’s soooo lucky she’s good with reptiles), she immediately suspected this was Yuji’s doing. She pranked him, he got her back, Megumi walked into a prank on accident, he got them back twice over, and now it just won’t stop. Gojo was fully prepared to deal with the consequences, but he isn’t complaining.
The First Year prank war is pretty well known around the school, and everyone’s learned to stay away from anything that looks suspicious.
Gojo uses this to his advantage too; sometimes he’ll pull pranks on the first and even second years just to watch them blame each other. He’s even gone as far as pranking Principal Yaga hoping that he would blame the kids, but Yaga knows for a fact it’s Gojo. He hasn’t done anything about it though. This stresses Gojo.
Most of the time, when they eat out, each student pays for their meal. When Gojo’s there he pays for all four of them, and if Yuji tries to use the “I don’t have any money” excuse when Nobara decides to stop for a coffee, she’ll buy him one too. She holds it against him, though.
If his kids are all craving a certain type of food (i.e. Chinese) Gojo will head out and pick it up and they’ll all eat as a family.
Nobara proposed once a month they have a “spa” day. Surprisingly, the other two students agreed. She’s allowed to give them manicures and pedicures (so long as she doesn’t get carried away), trim and treat their hair, exfoliate their faces, and they help her re-dye her hair. Megumi is a good client, while Yuji gets bitched at a lot for squirming while getting his nails clipped and jerking when he gets his eyebrows plucked.
Yuji also proposed they have a movie night every Friday night. If they’re busy, they’ll move it to Saturday, or have it earlier in the day during the week. Sometimes the second years will join. Gojo is banned because he’s basically seen every movie and always spoils the end. Everyone got mad at Yuji’s request to use subtitles but gave up arguing with how loud Yuji chews.
They also have game nights, but they lost the pieces to most board games after Nobara threw them out the window, Megumi is the only one who knows how to play chess and Shogi, and Yuji fears the safety of his controllers after Megumi got dangerously close to beating Nobara in Smash.
Yuji’s room is the main hangout joint because of the electronics he owns. Literally, there’s a whole ass common/living room for them to use. However, they go to Nobara’s room for a spa day, as long as the boys are gone by sundown.
Gojo knows damn good and well his kids don’t like each other in that way and would never have sex with each other, but he still feels the need to give them the talk ™. He’s literally given each child a free box of condoms just in case.
Gojo bought each student customized “if lost, please return to Jujutsu Tech” shirts. Yuji doesn’t mind wearing his because it’s just another hoodie to him, and Nobara doesn’t mind hers because it’s a crop top and it’s cute. Megumi burned his in front of Gojo.
Nobara takes the boys shopping a lot. Megumi is surprisingly good at picking out clothes that fit Nobara’s physique and taste, and Yuji is there to hype her up when she walks out of the dressing room. He also isn’t scared to tell her a dress doesn’t look good on her, and she respects that.
Sometimes even Sukuna will pop out and give commentary. He gives really mixed signals, sometimes he tells her how she’s not much to look at, sometimes he talks about the things he wants to do to that ass because of how good they look in those jeans. This results in Yuji getting slapped, Nobara yelling something like “Shut it, Fang Face!” And people staring at him funny because of it.
She also buys outfits for the boys and occasionally Gojo, because she’s tired of hoodies and black. She was just as shocked as the rest when Megumi walked out in his outfit. He only wore it to shut her up, though, and hasn’t worn it since.
No matter what they’re doing, Yuji is ALWAYS the DJ. He has playlists for almost every occasion (spa day, sparring practice, car rides, game nights, even the times they just chill in the same room on their phones) and the only person that really complains is Sukuna, but only because he hates the Backstreet Boys.
Yuji bursts out in song a lot. No matter what he’s doing, he’ll just start singing. If they know it, Nobara and Gojo will join in too. Always ends in a giggle fit.
Sometimes Gojo’s hand slips and boom! He has 18 dozen cookies instead of 4. He’s been known to wrap the cookies up in nice tins and packages and leave them outside the kid’s doors.
Gojo has also been known to cook meals for the kids and drop them off. This helps because Megumi is basically the only one who can actually cook. Yuji thinks instant ramen is okay for every meal, and Nobara burns food in a way it’s still edible but you don’t really want it.
The kids play wrestle, a lot. Yuji was scared to at first because the only one who really wants to fight is Nobara, but he learned quickly she can both take and deliver a punch just fine. She also isn’t one of those girls that gets upset if there’s an accidental grope, which is cool.
This is how the others discovered Megumi is ticklish. Yuji probably still has the scar and Nobara doesn’t dare try to tickle him again.
Yuji fell asleep once and woke up to Sukuna’s mouth on his cheek having a full-blown conversation with Nobara while she was reading a magazine. He swears they were gossiping about boys, but as soon as Yuji was awake enough to pay attention, Sukuna noticed and started bullying him. To this day Nobara still thinks she was talking to Yuji the whole time because she never noticed he fell asleep.
Yuji can fall asleep almost anywhere. Nobara draws on his face a lot. He’s spent countless nights on Megumi’s floor just because he’s too lazy to move literally one room over.
Nobara has a habit of walking into the boys’ rooms without knocking. Megumi is usually laying in bed on his phone or sitting at his desk, however, she’s walked into Yuji doing some weird shit. Not gross shit, just… Concerning shit.
Once she walked in on him crying and didn’t know what to do. She just kinda walked in and sat down with him until he stopped, occasionally rubbing his back. They didn’t say a word until Yuji made a joke and Nobara continued with why she even came into his room, to begin with.
The three students are surprisingly supportive of each other like that, it’s just kinda awkward and passive-aggressive at times. Sometimes they even confide in Gojo, and he takes it seriously, surprisingly.
Gojo has a Tik Tok account. He participates in every challenge, every dance, every trend, and apparently has a huge following. Yuji gets featured in the videos sometimes when he isn’t recording, and he’s mostly doing the stupid shit Gojo does, like doing backflips on building ledges.
While Tik Tok is Gojo’s forte Yuji has done video game commentary on twitch and yt live. Megumi is quite popular on subreddits about urban legends and related folklore, and Nobara helps maintain blogs about current events, but… It’s mostly celebrity gossip and new music.
Every Saturday is chore day and no one’s allowed to do leisurely activities or leave until they’re done. Rooms and hallways have to be vacuumed, swept, mopped, whatever. Gojo checks that the rooms aren’t dirty. He doesn’t mind clutter, he just hates wrappers and shit being left around. He especially pays attention to the cleanliness of the bathrooms for some reason. Megumi is good about cleaning his room throughout the week, Nobara usually just has clutter on her nightstand and dresser, and Yuji waits until the last minute to clean.
The first years used to do their laundry separately, but Nobara threw a temper tantrum when she witnessed Yuji just throw all of his clothes in the washer at once and simply turn it on. Now normally, she wouldn’t help anyone get out of work, but she also likes things being done the right her way, so she does his laundry for him. Megumi got involved somehow and now they throw all of their clothes in the same basket and divide them by darks, colors, whites, and delicates. She refuses to let any of their overly- soiled clothes touch hers, so those usually get their own wash too. Each student folds and puts away their own clothes.
Most arguments end with rock paper scissors. Pinkie promises are also sacred.
Gojo keeps a sticker board in the classroom. Whenever the kids do something good, they get a star. Whenever they do something bad, one gets taken away. When they get to five stickers they get a prize from the treasure box.
No one has gotten to five stars yet. This is good because there is no treasure box. Gojo is bullshitting everyone.
Yuji likes to steal Megumi’s stickers because he thinks Megumi will not notice. He does every time.
Gojo has a stool in the corner of the classroom complete with a horribly cliche dunce cap he calls “the Naughty Corner” for when the kids “act up”. Nobara ends up there because she’s always on her phone, Megumi mouths off a lot and has days where he doesn’t feel like doing work, and poor Yuji ends up in the naughty corner because Sukuna can’t behave.
Gojo created a group chat with all three students to coordinate things. However, he never knows if Megumi reads the texts because he never says anything (he does), and all Yuji does is send memes, so basically that’s its only function now.
Yuji and Nobara created a game: try to take a picture of Gojo with his blindfold off. He takes it off frequently, it’s just impossible to catch an image of it. Surprisingly, Megumi of all people has gotten the closest. If you squint, you can see the baby blues.
This escalated into “who can take the ugliest picture of someone without them looking”, after capturing an image of Yuji standing next to Gojo’s desk with almost four chins. Nobara discovered she has many bad angles and Gojo discovered he’s photogenic from ALL angles.
Yuji likes to use Nobara’s ugly pictures as reaction images and memes. At first, Nobara beat him up whenever he did, but now as long as they don’t leave the first-year chat she doesn’t care. She’ll even supply them if she’s feeling silly.
Gojo started a prank war on accident and it shows no sign of stopping. It started because he enjoys Nobara’s over the top reactions. When she found the LIVE snake in her bed (oh boy, everyone’s soooo lucky she’s good with reptiles), she immediately suspected this was Yuji’s doing. She pranked him, he got her back, Megumi walked into a prank on accident, he got them back twice over, and now it just won’t stop. Gojo was fully prepared to deal with the consequences, but he isn’t complaining.
The First Year prank war is pretty well known around the school, and everyone’s learned to stay away from anything that looks suspicious.
Gojo uses this to his advantage too; sometimes he’ll pull pranks on the first and even second years just to watch them blame each other. He’s even gone as far as pranking Principal Yaga hoping that he would blame the kids, but Yaga knows for a fact it’s Gojo. He hasn’t done anything about it though. This stresses Gojo.
Most of the time, when they eat out, each student pays for their meal. When Gojo’s there he pays for all four of them, and if Yuji tries to use the “I don’t have any money” excuse when Nobara decides to stop for a coffee, she’ll buy him one too. She holds it against him, though.
If his kids are all craving a certain type of food (i.e. Chinese) Gojo will head out and pick it up and they’ll all eat as a family.
Nobara proposed once a month they have a “spa” day. Surprisingly, the other two students agreed. She’s allowed to give them manicures and pedicures (so long as she doesn’t get carried away), trim and treat their hair, exfoliate their faces, and they help her re-dye her hair. Megumi is a good client, while Yuji gets bitched at a lot for squirming while getting his nails clipped and jerking when he gets his eyebrows plucked.
Yuji also proposed they have a movie night every Friday night. If they’re busy, they’ll move it to Saturday, or have it earlier in the day during the week. Sometimes the second years will join. Gojo is banned because he’s basically seen every movie and always spoils the end. Everyone got mad at Yuji’s request to use subtitles but gave up arguing with how loud Yuji chews.
They also have game nights, but they lost the pieces to most board games after Nobara threw them out the window, Megumi is the only one who knows how to play chess and Shogi, and Yuji fears the safety of his controllers after Megumi got dangerously close to beating Nobara in Smash.
Yuji’s room is the main hangout joint because of the electronics he owns. Literally, there’s a whole ass common/living room for them to use. However, they go to Nobara’s room for a spa day, as long as the boys are gone by sundown.
Gojo knows damn good and well his kids don’t like each other in that way and would never have sex with each other, but he still feels the need to give them the talk ™. He’s literally given each child a free box of condoms just in case.
Gojo bought each student customized “if lost, please return to Jujutsu Tech” shirts. Yuji doesn’t mind wearing his because it’s just another hoodie to him, and Nobara doesn’t mind hers because it’s a crop top and it’s cute. Megumi burned his in front of Gojo.
Nobara takes the boys shopping a lot. Megumi is surprisingly good at picking out clothes that fit Nobara’s physique and taste, and Yuji is there to hype her up when she walks out of the dressing room. He also isn’t scared to tell her a dress doesn’t look good on her, and she respects that.
Sometimes even Sukuna will pop out and give commentary. He gives really mixed signals, sometimes he tells her how she’s not much to look at, sometimes he talks about the things he wants to do to that ass because of how good they look in those jeans. This results in Yuji getting slapped, Nobara yelling something like “Shut it, Fang Face!” And people staring at him funny because of it.
She also buys outfits for the boys and occasionally Gojo, because she’s tired of hoodies and black. She was just as shocked as the rest when Megumi walked out in his outfit. He only wore it to shut her up, though, and hasn’t worn it since.
No matter what they’re doing, Yuji is ALWAYS the DJ. He has playlists for almost every occasion (spa day, sparring practice, car rides, game nights, even the times they just chill in the same room on their phones) and the only person that really complains is Sukuna, but only because he hates the Backstreet Boys.
Yuji bursts out in song a lot. No matter what he’s doing, he’ll just start singing. If they know it, Nobara and Gojo will join in too. Always ends in a giggle fit.
Sometimes Gojo’s hand slips and boom! He has 18 dozen cookies instead of 4. He’s been known to wrap the cookies up in nice tins and packages and leave them outside the kid’s doors.
Gojo has also been known to cook meals for the kids and drop them off. This helps because Megumi is basically the only one who can actually cook. Yuji thinks instant ramen is okay for every meal, and Nobara burns food in a way it’s still edible but you don’t really want it.
The kids play wrestle, a lot. Yuji was scared to at first because the only one who really wants to fight is Nobara, but he learned quickly she can both take and deliver a punch just fine. She also isn’t one of those girls that gets upset if there’s an accidental grope, which is cool.
This is how the others discovered Megumi is ticklish. Yuji probably still has the scar and Nobara doesn’t dare try to tickle him again.
Yuji fell asleep once and woke up to Sukuna’s mouth on his cheek having a full-blown conversation with Nobara while she was reading a magazine. He swears they were gossiping about boys, but as soon as Yuji was awake enough to pay attention, Sukuna noticed and started bullying him. To this day Nobara still thinks she was talking to Yuji the whole time because she never noticed he fell asleep.
Yuji can fall asleep almost anywhere. Nobara draws on his face a lot. He’s spent countless nights on Megumi’s floor just because he’s too lazy to move literally one room over.
Nobara has a habit of walking into the boys’ rooms without knocking. Megumi is usually laying in bed on his phone or sitting at his desk, however, she’s walked into Yuji doing some weird shit. Not gross shit, just… Concerning shit.
Once she walked in on him crying and didn’t know what to do. She just kinda walked in and sat down with him until he stopped, occasionally rubbing his back. They didn’t say a word until Yuji made a joke and Nobara continued with why she even came into his room, to begin with.
The three students are surprisingly supportive of each other like that, it’s just kinda awkward and passive-aggressive at times. Sometimes they even confide in Gojo, and he takes it seriously, surprisingly.
Gojo has a Tik Tok account. He participates in every challenge, every dance, every trend, and apparently has a huge following. Yuji gets featured in the videos sometimes when he isn’t recording, and he’s mostly doing the stupid shit Gojo does, like doing backflips on building ledges.
While Tik Tok is Gojo’s forte Yuji has done video game commentary on twitch and yt live. Megumi is quite popular on subreddits about urban legends and related folklore, and Nobara helps maintain blogs about current events, but… It’s mostly celebrity gossip and new music.
Every Saturday is chore day and no one’s allowed to do leisurely activities or leave until they’re done. Rooms and hallways have to be vacuumed, swept, mopped, whatever. Gojo checks that the rooms aren’t dirty. He doesn’t mind clutter, he just hates wrappers and shit being left around. He especially pays attention to the cleanliness of the bathrooms for some reason. Megumi is good about cleaning his room throughout the week, Nobara usually just has clutter on her nightstand and dresser, and Yuji waits until the last minute to clean.
The first years used to do their laundry separately, but Nobara threw a temper tantrum when she witnessed Yuji just throw all of his clothes in the washer at once and simply turn it on. Now normally, she wouldn’t help anyone get out of work, but she also likes things being done the right her way, so she does his laundry for him. Megumi got involved somehow and now they throw all of their clothes in the same basket and divide them by darks, colors, whites, and delicates. She refuses to let any of their overly- soiled clothes touch hers, so those usually get their own wash too. Each student folds and puts away their own clothes.
Most arguments end with rock paper scissors. Pinkie promises are also sacred.
Gojo keeps a sticker board in the classroom. Whenever the kids do something good, they get a star. Whenever they do something bad, one gets taken away. When they get to five stickers they get a prize from the treasure box.
No one has gotten to five stars yet. This is good because there is no treasure box. Gojo is bullshitting everyone.
Yuji likes to steal Megumi’s stickers because he thinks Megumi will not notice. He does every time.
Gojo has a stool in the corner of the classroom complete with a horribly cliche dunce cap he calls “the Naughty Corner” for when the kids “act up”. Nobara ends up there because she’s always on her phone, Megumi mouths off a lot and has days where he doesn’t feel like doing work, and poor Yuji ends up in the naughty corner because Sukuna can’t behave.
Fushiguro Megumi Headcanons: Visiting a haunted house with his s/o
For the sake of this headcanon, the Shibuya arc never existed
Megumi kinda forgets Halloween even exists most years. He only remembers its spoopy season because there’s always an influx of curses born at the beginning of October in anticipation of the holiday.
In all honesty, every day is Halloween to him with the stuff Shamans have to deal with. So when Yuji proposed the four first years visit a haunted house, Megumi’s first thought was “Really? Just wait until Gojo-Sensei gives us a mission. Same thing.“
But oh God, the way his s/o’s face lit up at the idea, it kinda made his chest tighten and he just stared because oh God they’re beautiful
He agreed.
Gojo decided the kids needed a break and gave them a night off a couple of days before Halloween (because, sadly, Halloween night is the busiest night of the year for Shamans) and the four headed off to town.
The only people who are allowed to dress up at these things are the scare actors, but that didn’t stop Nobara from spooping everyone up a tad. Megumi was given fake vampire teeth, much to his disliking, with that weird fake candy blood dabbed on his lips. His S/O was given nothing more than two bloody dots on their neck, resembling bite marks. Nobara was supportive like that.
Megumi couldn’t stop staring at his s/o’s neck the entire time. He loved everything about them, but their neck was God tier. The candy blood was strawberry and he knew it would taste twice as sweet if he licked it off of their neck-
But PDA isn’t really his thing. The others know about their relationship, but they rarely show it around them.
Alas, they have arrived.
It looks surprisingly well put together despite being a pop-up thing. Idk how to describe a haunted house so please, let your imagination run rampant.
Megumi buys two tickets. It’s obvious who they’re for. Yuji rlly gets offended. It’s a mess. Yuji loves all of his friends, but ever since Megumi and his s/o started dating he hasn’t been getting enough attention and this displeases him.
Nobara, Yuji, and s/o are chatting happily while waiting in line to get in. Megumi hangs back slightly, scrolling through his phone while they chat away. This is a common occurrence. Those three drag Megumi around to a lot of places he doesn’t want to go to. As compensation, he kinda just does whatever he wants. His partner understands.
The haunted house allows two people in at a time so Nobara and Yuji opt to go in ahead of the couple. After yelling at the person directing them not to lose her fucking hammer (she rlly thought weapons were allowed in the haunted house), Nobara marched in with Yuji in tow.
This was the moment Megumi was waiting for, really. Pda around total strangers in the dark was so much better than around his classmates. It’s not like they even teased him or anything, it just felt weird.
He slips his phone in his back pocket and grabs his s/o’s hand, intertwining their fingers.
But?? They jump??? And their hands are kinda clammy???
“Hey, sweetie? Are you okay?”
Megumi is seriously debating turning around and leaving the other classmates behind; is his baby sick??? Is something wrong??? He’ll hurt someone-
But they have such a big happy smile on their face. They explain that they’re super stoked for their turn to arrive and it’s just nerves from the anticipation.
This confuses Megumi. His s/o faces grotesque monsters every day. What makes this special? Are they really scared? What the fu-
Oh hey, it’s their turn now.
The first couple of scares were nothing but cheap jumpscares. Megumi was more caught off guard by the fact his s/o was caught so off guard by it and actually screamed. He instinctively went to pull them to safety, but they laughed. They giggled as they grabbed onto his arm. Megumi froze for a split second before turning the brightest shade of red.
Maybe this was why he didn’t do PDA
They ventured onward
Sometime later there’s this scare actress dressed up like a doll sitting in the middle of a corridor
It’s pretty straightforward; Megumi watched two couples walk by while the doll pretended to grab their ankles. By the way, where’s Nobara and Yuji? He knows for a fact if they came this way Nobara would have kicked the shit out of her-
S/o hides behind Megumi while clinging to his hoodie and it’s SO CUTE he almost forgets he has to move toward the creepy doll woman.
They move forward.
The doll, naturally, doesn’t frighten Megumi at all, but what happens next does
There’s a scream, followed by an “Ow! Hey! Let go!”. Fingernails are digging into his back and not in a good way.
S/o almost fell over because the doll lady has their ankle in both hands and is holding it above the ground. S/o is obviously pulling as hard as they can to get their leg back. They aren’t smiling anymore. Those are tears from fear, not laughter.
Megumi kinda loses it for a minute
“Get the fuck off of them, freak” His very large foot connects with her very tiny jaw. She flies backward.
“Hey! What the fuck bro? I’m trying to tie her shoe!"
Oh dear, their shoe really is untied
"Run.”
“What?”
“R U N”
There is now a woman, who actually is kinda doll-sized, dressed in a frilly blue dress with a matching bonnet chasing the young lovers through the haunted house. It’s a riot.
Doll lady has anger issues so this is common. A hefty butcher man just kinda wraps his arm around her middle and carries her off.
But Megumi and his s/o don’t know that, so they keep running until they make it out.
S/o rlly did manage to get out without tripping until the vERY last minute, y'know, for plot reasons
Megumi catches them bc he’s a strong boy ™
He runs his fingers through their hair and tries to get a good read of their face. “Are you alright babe? They didn’t hurt you, right?”
S/o bursts out in… Laughter. They double over laughing, with Megumi’s strong arms around them to support them.
“You should have seen the look on that loli bitch’s face omgggg Meguminnnn”
Megumi can’t help but burst out laughing too. This night has been so surreal for him. This is so out of the ordinary for him, he didn’t even want to be here. He hasn’t attacked a civilian since middle school. What even is this-
And he did it all for them
He cups his lover’s face in both hands and pulls them in. He kisses them roughly. He doesn’t give a shit who’s watching. The teeth get in the way but neither of them cares. Megumi was right, the blood really is strawberry flavored, and they love it.
There’s a wolf whistle. Catcall? What are they even called?
Its fucking Sukuna, guys
Nobara and Yuji were there the whole time, just outside the exit, waiting for them
Yuji is busy slapping each of Sukuna’s mouths as they pop up because he’s making some very naughty remarks. Nobara is squealing because finally, her ship is sailing. Well, she means, it’s been sailed, but still.
Megumi is officially the brightest shade of red you have ever seen. His lover is giggling again.
Fushiguro Megumi will never live down the night he kicked a midget doll in the face and made out with the love of his life in public, and despite protests, he wouldn’t have it any other way.
"You eat too much, Itadori-kun." Megumi says in an exausted tone as he eyes the five plates in front of his new classmate. At least Gojo offered to front the bill today, and not him.
Yuji pauses as he brings his chopsticks to his mouth, his cheeks already puffed out as he chews. He thinks for a second before swallowing and continuing. "Sorry, I'm eating for two."
Nobara sighs. She's only known him for a week, but she already knows Yuji only speaks in Vine references and memes. This particular joke she's heard too many times. "Let me guess; you and your inner bitch?"
Yuji's face contorts as a second mouth pops out of his cheek. It gives a (literal) cheeky grin and a bares its teeth before speaking. "Sorry, Dollface, he means me. Gotta keep my strength up."
Nobara screams in a pitch no normal human should be able to achieve. The table gets flipped, Sukuna learns hot sauce burns when it gets in your eyes, and Megumi is left to clean up the mess.
It's a shame they got banned that day. That was Megumi's favorite restaurant.
This man is a human heater. He’s so warm. Is it because he has Satan living in him? Probably
He’s a blanket stealer, but a weird blanket stealer. He’s legit trained himself to wake up every so often to see if he has the blanket; he puts it over you if he does and immediately falls back asleep
He has to be touching you in some sort of way. He also sprawls out so it’s usually his leg thrown across yours
Do not be alarmed if you wake up and he isn’t in bed; he’s literally three feet away from you making a sandwich in the dark while trying to be as quiet as possible. He’s really good at it by the way.
One night you got up to pee and saw Yuji was sitting at the table eating a sandwich. But instead of smiling and telling you, he’ll be there in a second, he froze. It was Sukuna. He literally just maintained eye contact with you, mouth puffed out bc he was mid-chew until you shrugged and went on with your business. He shrugged and kept eating. By the time you got back, Yuji was back in bed.
(ft. Team Tokyo First Years, Team Tokyo Second Years, Adult Shamans, & others)
A/N: I named this “a peak in their pockets” out of pure impulse because it sounded cute; however, not all of these involve pockets. It’s more of a “things they carry around with them” and this includes backpacks, purses, and other methods of carrying around junk. Also, I tried to include as many characters I could; I’m literally doing this with the characters I can name off the top of my head. Enjoy!
Team Tokyo first years
Itadori Yūji
Preferred method of carrying things: fanny pack (I’m sorry)
Alternate title: 2500 words of everything going terribly wrong in every scenario but always working out somehow
(ft. Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Gojo & Bonus Sukuna)
General headcanon:
None of the teens bake enough to have the proper equipment to bake just randomly laying around their dorms.
In all scenarios, everything that isn’t an ingredient has been borrowed from Gojo-Sensei
It’s all part of a matching set, and the bowl mixer has Martha Stewart’s autograph on it. If anyone breaks it they must suffer the Void.
Itadori Yūji
One rainy afternoon, Yuji invites you to his dorm to make cookies
He never wanted cookies. He only wanted the dough. But he won’t tell you that in fear of judgment.
He doesn’t have a recipe. He doesn’t have the utensils. He doesn’t even have the ingredients after choosing the first chocolate chip cookie recipe on Google.
Sadly this turns into a shopping trip. In the rain.
Okay, so the mixing begins.
Oh, God. There’s flour everywhere.
“Okay, what do we add next?” “Uhhh lemme wipe my phone off first” - you decide who says what line
When you aren’t looking he keeps stealing bites of dough. Didn’t realize it tasted so bad in its unmixed form.
Yuji is surprisingly good at following directions. You think.
“This is… A lot of dough. How much is this supposed to make?… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TRIPLED THE RECIPE”
While Yuji was too busy being proud he knew what “yield” meant, he forgot something important. He didn’t read the “dozen” part.
“Yea I guess it is kinda weird a recipe would only make three cookies”
You now have to successfully bake 9 dozen cookies. That’s 108 cookies if you didn’t know
“We could just eat the-” “no"
He eats a good amount of dough anyway when you aren’t looking.
Cut to him throwing up in the bathroom while you have your hands on your hips in the doorway.
Okay, he doesn’t want the dough anymore.
What was supposed to be about an hour of fun went on all afternoon and well into the night
FINALLY, the last sheet gets taken out of the oven. They’re all placed on cooling racks. You and Yuji simultaneously collapse onto the bed.
Gojo decided to come to check on you two sometime after nine. You guys used his mixer, therefore, he deserves some of the profit
Every flat surface of the dorm is covered in cookies on cooling racks. The dorm reeks of vanilla and heat. His two favorite students are literally laying on top of each other snoring away. Yuji isn’t even all the way on the bed.
Gojo backs out of the room slowly. This scenario is the winner of the Not My Fucking Problem™ award
He does steal a cookie on the way out though. Not bad for being mass-produced by two teenagers.
Each student is given a dozen cookies and the rest are given to Gojo the next day. You and Yuji never want to see a cookie again.
Yuji has the audacity to ask “Same time next week?”
Let’s get one thing clear: this man is absolutely chaotic. He is always full of energy. His energy levels never reach below 50%. He is loud and proud, always running, and never takes a minute to relax.
Do not give him Monster. Shoko did that once and it took her forever to get him off the ceiling. Also, avoid caffeine. Shoko replaces his normal coffee with decaf and he still hasn’t noticed the difference. Keep it that way.
He was the class clown when he was younger. He wasn’t exactly a trouble maker, but he may as well be. I cannot word that sentence and I am sorry. Next.
All of his teachers assumed he never listened in class, so they always called in him when they thought he wasn’t paying attention. It still shocked them every time he rattled off the correct answer.
Not only did he answer the question correctly, but he could also explain his reasoning behind the answer, and if it was multiple choice, explain why the other answers were wrong.
This tall man child would march up to the board and absolutely fill it to the brim with work, turn around, drop the chalk-like a mic drop and walk back to his desk with the smuggest look on his face.
That doesn’t mean he did the work tho
Idk how schools in japan work but we all know schools in America only care about the amount of work you do and not what you actually know so we’ll use that for the sake of the headcanon: he had straight D’s bc he never turned in his work
Despite not doing the work snd goofing off, teachers actually really liked him
A lot of people liked him and he was super popular, but he still felt alone
Fake friends, you know how that works, he didn’t meet any real friends until he became a shaman
Clean freak. This dude actually makes his bed. He scrubs his bathroom twice a week. His desk can get cluttered but he straightens up once a week. He’s not exactly a germaphobe because
He cannot respect your personal space and that’s actually canon but let me take it a step further
He’s a slapper. Especially when he laughs. It doesn’t hurt, it’s playful dw. He hugs you from behind especially when he’s cold. He picks you up and carries you around. He will grab your wrist, arm, or hand and lead you around even if you’re following him. He lays his legs across you or lays across your lap. Puts his head on your shoulder. Platonic cuddling between friends is mandatory. He’s just so hands-on it’s ridiculous.
Unless you explicitly tell him you’re uncomfortable he won’t stop
Don’t worry, if you aren’t in that type of relationship, your no-no square is safe. Except, if you seem chill, he will slap your ass regardless of friendship status. His ass is also slappable. You can’t tell me Geto and Gojo didn’t run around slapping each other asses, okay
He was weird and scrawny as a child. He didn’t start beefing out until he started training to be a shaman and he’s still kinda smaller than most beefy boys
He can pick you up and throw you around easily. He carried around a 170 pound Yuji like a sack of potatoes and can easily carry around three times that weight
It’s amazing he’s so tiny because you remember 2014 Shane Dawson making all of those wack ass desserts that was just s pile of chaos wrapped in chocolate?
He can eat every last bite of one of those monstrosities without getting a stomach ache, gaining weight, or dying basically
He knows bc Yuji dared him to do it
He has really cold hands and feet
He sounds old. Let me elaborate. He’s constantly cracking his joints. They also creak when he moves. He complains about body pains like he’s 80 y/o
He also shares wisdom with the kids as if he’s actually 80 y/o
It’s irrelevant advice that doesn’t make sense but is also useful. Megumi can’t count the number of times he’s asked Gojo for feedback on his technique but had been told to remember to chew 40 times or never go to bed angry
Starts off sentences with “now son” and “when I was your age”
He uses his blindfold as a headband when he wants his hair out of his face. He also uses headbands as… Headbands… When he wants to wear sunglasses but get his hair out of his face
He owns so many pairs of sunglasses but he always wears the same pair
He’s only bought a handful of them himself, most of them are gifts
No one knows what to get him for Christmas or his birthday bc he has everything, so they resort to sunglasses
His favorite pair is a pair that Shoko and Geto bought him as a gag. He thought they were dead serious, though, so he wore them around for a month
They were heart-shaped, rose-tinted glasses
Can you believe this man doesn’t use any gel or anything to keep his hair spiky with the blindfold on? It just naturally defies gravity when the blindfold is on
Tell this man he’s pretty because he already knows. He’s narcissistic but not the cringy kind
Photogenic as hell. Takes great pictures from any angle.
He gives everyone a different story as to why he covers his eyes. Sometimes he says it’s because his eyes are too pretty and are a distraction. Sometimes he says it’s because the sunglasses/bandages/blindfold look cooler than his eyes. Sometimes he says it’s to protect the six eyes from seeing things he doesn’t want to see. The world may never know
He’s tried covering his whole face before, but he thinks he’s too pretty for that. He at least wants one of his many amazing features to be shown at all times.
So about his driver’s license;
He knows how to drive. He can be a good driver. When he wants to be. He just doesn’t have a driver’s license.
Now he TELLS people he just never got around to getting one, however, there’s a rumor he lost it due to too many parking tickets
It’s amazing the only tickets he’s ever gotten have been from that and once he got caught without a seatbelt; he would have gotten out of that one if he hadn’t been flirting with the police officer so bad
This doesn’t stop Gojo from driving places though
He steals Ijichi’s car a LOT and Ijichi DOESN’T KNOW HOW like??? The windows are never broken and it doesn’t look hotwired-
Gojo has a key
You’re not even supposed to be able to duplicate car keys but Gojo did
Also; none of the first-year trio knows he doesn’t have a driver’s license, though that much should be painfully obvious
He whips around corners, speeds up at yellow lights, goes “watch this” and does a donut, it’s just a mess
The poor students have to sit in the backseat too. Just imagine Megumi with all three seatbelts around him like that one meme.
He thrives off of Nobara and Yuji screaming from the backseat, and he can see Megumi being smooshed because he thought the middle seat was the safest through the rearview mirror
Which he doesn’t even need because of the six eyes
Despite being such a reckless driver, he knows when danger will happen, so he’s never once gotten in a wreck
He blasts the radio, which makes up for the driving.
Has a habit of getting in a car and ending up in the McDonalds drive-thru
Steals other people’s fries and keeps the fullest one for himself.
He was rebellious as a kid and teenager, but hey, at least his juvie record is sealed
He’s been detained and in the back of a cop car many times, but the reason was never really bad enough for him to be arrested. Mostly he’s just being mouthy. And the time he got caught spray painting on the side of a building. And that one time he and Getou hopped the fence to get into the local pool. And that other time-
It got worse after Getou wasn’t around to get him out of trouble. Suddenly, breaking the rules wasn’t fun anymore and he mellowed out.
Tried alcohol and cigarettes before he was legal. Decided neither was his thing, however, he did start drinking occasionally when he was legal.
He’s a fucking chaotic drunk. Oh my god he’s absolutely feral
Most bars in the vicinity know him by name and they sigh whenever he walks in
Shoko is his emergency contact. She hates it
Shoko has to drag drunk Gojo home at least twice a month and is not happy about it
Once she left him in an alley. He made it home okay so she guesses it’s fine
Once he got so drunk he spilled beer on his sock. The thought the fastest way to dry them was by sticking them in the microwave. Forgot about it until someone asked, “Who the fuck is cooking socks???”
I feel it important he was in the break room of the local grocery store and no one knows how he got there
As he was escorted out he stole a grocery cart and rode away in it while singing Don’t Threaten Me (With A Good Time) by Panic! At The Disco
He has no alcohol tolerance at all what so ever
He will literally just stare at you and giggle
It’s funny he’s really flirty but also doesn’t seal the deal. Literally, every woman in that bar is willing to get in his bed but he declines every offer. No one knows why
Its because he respects women
He helps his students break the rules as long as they’re within reason. Once night Yuji was really hungry and after having a temper tantrum he couldn’t order Uber eats bc the school is supposed to be secret Gojo helped sneak him out to get food. Who needs curfew anyway.
The shirts in his closet range from like twenty bucks to the iconic rich bitch shirt the kids ruined in that one chapter we all know the one
He still wears that by the way, he calls it “art"
When he was younger, Megumi drew a picture of Gojo being eaten by his shadow dogs. Gojo found it and now it’s framed in his room.
He keeps up with current trends and memes like no one’s business. This is how he bonds with his kids.
Don’t call him old, but also, he’ll tell you to respect your elders it’s a mess
He has a lot of games on his phone. You can usually find him holding his phone sideways playing some RPG game he probably spent too much money on
He did hop on the Pokemon Go hype train but after becoming overpowered he got bored
This happens to a lot of games. He pays way too much money, gets to be the strongest in the server, and gets bored
He likes games where you can kill other people’s troops and likes to watch as they lose all their power
I canon him as being borderline sadistic
This is why he’s Sakata Gintoki reincarnated
White hair, sweet tooth, black leather clothes, dad vibes, never takes anything seriously bc when he does he’s scary as fuck, the works.
He is Sakata Gintoki
He liked Gintama growing up. He watched a lot of iconic shows as they aired. He considers himself an og
He’s hella bilingual
Because he’s the strongest he goes overseas for missions a lot. Because of this he speaks a lot of languages and knows a lot about international cuisine
He takes pictures of himself eating disgusting foods like snails. He never likes them but he loves the idea of Nobara gagging back in japan
Has paperwork sitting untouched on his desk from three months ago that he will not touch for at least another three months
Does the crossword puzzles in the newspaper every week
Uses humor as a coping mechanism and it honestly just became a personality
Constantly popping his joints. I’m sorry if you find this gross I too find it gross.
Probably brought home every stray animal he ever met ever until he was at least like 22 y/o
First things first, before we get to the fluff, there are some things we gotta point out
Megs has stated very clearly he doesn’t care who he falls for, as long as they have admirable traits. Seriously, Todo, stop asking. His “boring” answer isn’t going to change.
This screams bi/pan rights, but also, that means he doesn’t give a fuck if you have a little junk in your trunk
I’m so proud of that line please laugh at it
Anyway, when you were introduced as a new student, he didn’t talk to you much
Well he did, but only about work and missions and stuff
Does this kid talk to anyone about anything that isn’t curse related?
You seemed to gravitate towards Yuji anyway because honestly, he’s the embodiment of happy he’s just a cool dude
You didn’t really catch his eye until he overheard you talking with Nobara about how upset you were with Gojo
He never passes an opportunity to be angry at Gojo. He was intrigued.
Apparently, Gojo had taken the liberty of designing your uniform for you, just like he did Yuji, but he fucked up the measurements
Big time
You seemed to be fond of baggier clothes because it “hid” your tummy and thighs
Nobara was supportive but struggling. She knew how to hem clothes to make them tighter, or shorter, not looser. She really was trying.
Yuji got involved because he saw you were stressed while Nobara tugged here and snipped there and nothing seemed to be working. Yuji learned that making silly faces and doing Fortnite dances doesn’t help teenagers going through a body image crisis.
Megumi looked at the chaos and spoke before he really even knew what he was saying
“Does it feel too tight? Does it restrict your movements, like in a fight or something?”
This kinda caught you off guard, but you shook your head. No, the material was naturally flexible and breathable, and the reason you couldn’t breathe wasn’t that the uniform top was too tight, it was because you felt you looked terrible
Megumi just shrugged. “Then you shouldn’t worry about it. You fill it out nicely. It looks better than us, in our baggy uniforms.”
Where the fuck did that come from Megs?
He felt the need to excuse himself with a polite bow and leave in his typical cool Megumi way even though his heart was beating faster than anything
He didn’t see the way your face lit up, both with excitement and blush. Nobara did and caught on instantly, while Yuji just assumed you were hot and started fanning you with his notebook
Megumi didn’t avoid you after this, but he did tend to freeze when your conversations strayed away from typical shaman things
He wasn’t trying to, he was just constantly lost in thought
Why did he say that? Well, he means, it was obvious he said it because it was true- that uniform clings to your body in a way it wouldn’t fit anyone else. Its kinda hot
Megumi Fushiguro this is your classmate stop having those thoughts
Maybe he wasn’t just trying to cheer you up. Maybe there are some things he hasn’t discovered about himself. He actually really never had a crush on anyone. Is that was this is? Feelings?
Ew. But keep going.
Megumi noticed things over the next couple of things that were unsettling to him. You used self-deprecating humor. A lot. Always poking fun at yourself. He didn’t mind it at first because, well, you laughed about it, but still. It’s like you thought you really looked like the Michelin Tire Man.
He never knew what to do in these situations. Should he laugh? It seemed to bring you joy. But he didn’t think you looked bad at all.
He also noticed you didn’t eat much. And when you did you avoided sweets and grease. Megs was known for being the only one that ate healthy in the group, but even he didn’t have salad all the time. You acted like you were embarrassed to eat in front of people, so you chose the tiniest meal.
This worried him a lot. At first, he bored you with the importance of eating three well thought out and balanced meals with the proper amount of proteins and calories and shit. But that seemed to ruin your appetite more, so he stopped.
He started sliding part of his meals onto your plate. He considered it a success when you would eat it.
The last thing Megs noticed was that you pushed yourself to the absolute limit during sparring practice and he hated it
See, you actually didn’t need to be physically strong. Yes, it helps in battle, but your particular cursed technique kinda made up for being average strength. If no one could get close to you, and you can’t get close to them, then you don’t really need to deliver a punch, right?
But you would just keep at it oh my god
One hundred push-ups. One hundred sit-ups. One hundred squats. Every day. He was worried you were gonna go bald at this point
He’d still love you but still, spontaneously losing your hair because of rigorous training as not good
You’d fight with one of them until you were pink and dripping with sweat. It was obvious you were breathing heavily and, honestly, it’s been two hours. Even Yuji was getting tired, but you wouldn’t stop.
Megumi found himself doing something he thought he never would. Ever.
He invaded your privacy, of course.
“Shoko-sensei, Gojo-sensei asked for a copy of (l/n)-kun’s physical and related medical records”
At first, he just wanted to see if you were anemic. You don’t really show any symptoms, but also, you don’t eat a lot. All this exercising can’t be good if you are. Then his thoughts strayed to “oh god …. What if they have heart problems? Lung problems? They shouldn’t push themselves so hard if they do. What if they avoid certain foods because of a stomach issue? What if-”
You’re healthy. Just as he initially thought.
Megumi was baffled, to be honest.
He can get avoiding certain foods if they hurt your tummy. But what if you were just afraid of being made fun of because of stupid cliches?
He can get casual exercise if it was important you lose weight so you don’t get sick. But what if it was because you really hated how you looked?
This hurt Megumi. He threw his copy of the reports in the shredder and went on his way
He wondered around, lost in his thoughts until he spotted you just outside of the girls’ dorms doing something
He could have sworn you were fresh out of the shower but somehow still exercising
Yoga? Maybe? He couldn’t tell and he didn’t care
You were wearing the cutest set of pajamas, and your hair was still damp
And when you raised your arms up your shirt rose and he could see the tummy in question, complete with stretch marks and whatever other blemishes resided there (scars, freckles, etc.)
He did the most ooc thing I’ve ever made this lil fucker do
He runs up, gets on his knees, and kisses the tummy
All over the tummy
Just as he thought. Warm and soft. Both the skin and the texture are soooo soft-
As you turn into a flustered mess, “Fushiguro-san what the fuck”, he throws his arms around your knees and throws his over his shoulder
“You aren’t that heavy if I can do this… (Y/N)-chan”
Oh god the way your first name rolls off his tongue
Well, as long as he’s near the girls’ dorms, he might as well let himself in-
As you flail and giggle, trying to break away, he sees your thighs jiggle out of the corner of his eye
This sets something off in him he doesn’t understand, but also, who the fuck cares
It isn’t hard to find your room and he allows himself in, still pardoning himself for the intrusion, and he sets you down on your bed
Still doesn’t give you a chance to speak as he wraps his arms around you and nuzzles his face in your stomach
“Warmmm…~”
He’s never cuddled anyone ever, but he already knows this is ten times better than cuddling someone who’s built like a wall
Squish > muscles
“You know you’re beautiful right?”
This makes you blush, but you reluctantly bring your fingers through his hair. “You think so?”
Megumi furrows his brows and looks up at you. “You don’t?”
Megumi stays with you all night. You two stay up until three am talking about insecurities, everything you admire about each other, and Megumi practically worships your body through words and praise
He decides he’s going to help you feel more confident about your body and your looks
All while loving every inch of your body
The next morning was a mess though because he had to somehow sneak out of the girls’ dorms without anyone noticing
Gojo would be pissed if he found out
Had he not orchestrated this whole thing
Seriously, you honestly thought Gojo made mistakes?
He hates seeing his precious students down themselves, and even though he only knew you for a couple of days back then, he knew this would be a problem
Precious little y/n, who is beautiful in every aspect but insecure about their looks, surrounded by muscle-bound idiots
He had to do something, how could he not
He knew one of them would enjoy your body
He knew it would be Megumi too, he sees how he looks at plus-sized girls-
Even he thought you were cute and was proud to have you as his child
All of his children are cuter than everyone else’s children
And now all is well
You became more confident in your body and eating in front of others, toned down the exercise, and Megumi became the most whipped boy in the school
The Epic Battle of Tokyo Metropolitan Magic Technical School
(ft. Team Tokyo Years 1 & 2, Sukuna & Gojo)
This ordeal started because Yuji and Toge are immature idiots that don’t know how to behave
Yuji was in a big meme mood and randomly called Toge an “undignified twink” in the group chat
Toge didn’t appreciate this
Yuji keeps the door to his dorm open throughout the day, so Toge had no problems bursting into the room
Toge wanted to say something along the lines of “eat shit” or “go fuck yourself”, you know, like people do in memes, but he felt using cursed speech was a little too much given the circumstances
So he picked up the nearest weapon, a Nerf gun that was loaded for some reason just inside the door, and went ham
He got Yuji dead square between the eyes several times
Yuji retaliated by pulling out a larger Nerf gun, that he keeps wedged between his bed and wall, and fired back
This started angrily but ended up being silly nonsense. When they ran out of Nerf bullets, they started throwing pillows and empty water bottles
Megumi, who sadly lives next door, gets pissed
He’s trying to watch a documentary on the Mothman why are you guys so fucking loUD
What do two teenage boys have to even scream and giggle about are the Jonas Brothers getting back together or smthn
He, too, bursts into Yuji’s room
He gets a pair of boxers to the face
Now, it’s important to mention they were clean because Yuji is just too lazy to put his laundry away
But Megumi didn’t know that
Megumi Fushiguro goes feral
Megumi happens to know that Yuji keeps Nerf guns hidden, not only around his room, but around the whole dorm
This is because Yuji genuinely believes Nerf guns will protect him during a zombie apocalypse
So Megumi pelts both Toge and Yuji with Nerf bullets because APPARENTLY summoning shadow dogs is too mean
Somehow this gets brought outside in the courtyard
Sukuna wakes up and is like “wtf is happening” and opens up his left eye to get a peak
Sukuna gets hit in the eye. Shit REALLY goes down.
Sukuna starts throwing the GUN at people because he has no idea how to work the damn thing
Rocks get thrown too it’s a mess
Nobara and Maki are brought out due to the commotion
Maki quickly understands what’s going on because something similar to this happened last year
….except it was summer and they were using water guns and everyone was having a good time. This seemed to be an outright brawl
So she decided to get the largest Super Soaker out of storage and fill'r up
Apparently, Sukuna hates water. He’s like a cat. Yuji comes back
The boys have to explain themselves because Maki is kinda scary armed with like five water pistols
Maki thinks Toge is 100% in the right because, even though he’s the same age as her, he’s kinda her weird son
But Nobara thinks Toge needs to stop being a baby because Yuji is kinda her weird son too
Megumi takes Nobara’s side because he didn’t read the texts (he has the group on dnd) and thinks all of this was unprovoked
Maki still yells at Yuji
Nobara yells at Maki
Nobara actually disarms Maki in what could be considered the sexiest way possible
It is now officially the First Years vs Second Years
Well, more so girl vs girl with the others playing support
Somehow no one has run out of ammo or water yet it’s crazy
Now you’re probably wondering where Panda gets involved with all of this
See Panda doesn’t normally get involved in scenarios like this
But he doesn’t mind contributing to the chaos SO
With his big meaty panda claws, he manages to fill almost a thousand water balloons
Don’t ask 1) how he managed 2) why he has so many water balloons and 3) how he did it in such a short amount of time
ALSO, it’s important to mention…
Toward the end Panda got bored
So about 200 are filled with water and glitter
About 50-100 are filled with shaving cream
And about 100 are filled with paint
He announces his presence by pushing a gigantic crate of water balloons into the middle of the courtyard
Guns get chucked everywhere and now it’s water balloon time
It takes forever before they get to the glitter and paint balloons
Megumi gets the first glitter bomb
Megumi goes feral pt. 2
You’ll never guess who gets the first paint bomb
Remember that ridiculously expensive shirt the kids ruined with tea
Well Gojo still wears it, yea, but he wanted a plain white shirt so he bought a replacement
And he wore it home
Neon green, right to the stomach
It. Is. On.
Cursed techniques get involved
The only one at a disadvantage is Maki, who makes up for it with stealth, and Yuji, who makes up for it with speed
Megumi summons his bunnies to cause a distraction
Nobara is catching balloons mid-air with her nails and making them explode
Toge is making anyone he can catch freeze in place and slapping balloons in their face (he takes a liking to the shaving cream balloons because of this)
Gojo is throwing Red and Purple around like it’s nothing he isn’t even angry he’s just having fun
Shoko walks in on the scene
Shoko immediately walks out of the scene
Finally, Principal Yaga arrives on the scene
This is his “I’m not happy face” :|
This face signals danger and invokes the fear of god in the children
Even Gojo kowtows with the kids
The kids are forced to 1) throw away every single Nerf gun and bullet 2) scrub the walls with their own toothbrushes until all the paint and glitter is gone and 3) are all grounded for three months
(Ft. Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, you & commentary from Sukuna)
This disaster happened because Yuji was bored. Isn’t this how most shenanigans at Jujutsu Tech start?
Yuji was going through old boxes he never unpacked. Yeah, it’s been months. He’s lazy.
He found this one that he didn’t pack himself. He pulled it out of the storage closet when Gojo helped him move from Sendai to Tokyo and he just grabbed it
He wonders what’s in it
Its mostly full of cords he has no idea what they go to, a couple of headphones and
uwu what’s this
Oh my gOD IT’S HIS WII
This thing is 12 y/o he hadn’t seen it in at least 6 does it even still work
Looks like the controllers and cords are here let’s plug it in
IT WORKS
Oh god it’s so old
Okay what games are there
Just Dance, Wii Sports, Mario Kart, Cooking Ma-
MARIO KART OH GOD THE NOSTALGIA
This was his absolute favorite game to play as a kid
Can you believe he’s never played it with anyone else?
He’s gotta get the gang here
He texts the group chat and proposes they have a game night
Surprisingly the students answer his text really quick; Gojo seems to be off doing who knows what
Megumi knocks and lets himself in. He’s only here because he has nothing better to do. That and if he had ignored the text all Yuji would do is bang on the wall or worse- come to his door
Nobara barges in as usual- why is she carrying so much stuff
Guess who just got free LED lights for their room to “set the mood?“
Uhhh Nobara why are you wearing a tracksuit it’s fucking Mario Kart
Oh she’s very serious about this
At least she brought snacks
You didn’t even read that Mario Kart was involved you just wanted to hang out with Yuji
Okay let’s get started Megumi wants to go home even if he is enjoying the bonding time
Nobara curls up in Yuji’s bed as if it’s her own; Megumi picks a comfy spot on the floor with his back against the bed; Yuji chooses his beanbag chair; you pick [Yuji’s lap, next to Megumi w/ your legs across his lap, cuddled up with Nobara]
While Yuji picks out the perfect playlist to play from his speakers, Nobara takes the liberty of going through the Wii.
She has to make herself a Mii it’s a rule
This takes like thirty minutes by itself
She edits Yuji’s Mii to look more like him (since he made it when he was about eight) and names it Himbo
She makes you a Mii while over-exaggerating your height (by making it very short or very tall) and names it Pookie
She makes Megumi a Mii real fast and names it Cranky BitchBoy
Yuji tells her to be nice
She changes it to Emo Sea Urchin
Good enough
After an hour passes, they’re finally ready to play
Except Yuji only put batteries in one controller and he has no batteries
They tear his room apart before finally stealing batteries from his headphones and remotes
Nobara waits until now to announce she can only race with the steering wheel
….and Megumi prefers the nunchuck to motion controls are you fucking-
Yuji tears the box apart and manages to find a fucking steering wheel and a fucking nunchuck
Okay, can we start now?
Mario Kart: Wii!! Wahoo!
Alright; should we play teams or-
“It’s bad enough I have to work with you guys in real life, no”
You and Nobara are on team red, the boys on team blue
She makes it very clear she’s going to make them eat her dust
She didn’t say it that way btw, that’s the most polite way of putting it
Yuji chooses Waluigi because he’s a meme and makes funny WAAAA noises
Megumi chooses Yoshi because he’s a medium character. Medium characters have a field advantage because smaller characters get bumped around while larger characters have drag. Also-
Nobara chooses Daisy because “Damn they made her so thicc”.
You choose [character]
Yuji is so eager to play he doesn’t care what kart he chooses
Megumi takes forever to decide between a kart or bike and finally chooses the Sneakster
Nobara chooses the Mach Bike bc of how it makes her character look
You choose [cart/bike]
You four argue over what course to do
So you end up taking turns choosing
Nobara pauses halfway through the first race because her character won’t fucking turn
Yuji insists it isn’t the controller so they trade for one round
Its the controller
Upon further inspection, it was deemed that it looked like the controller had been soaked in some sort of juice
It was the grape soda incident of 2010
Okay gotta get a new controller
Okay it’s fixed
Yuji forgot 1) he was player one and 2) he wasn’t Yoshi (his normal character) and spent two laps staring at the wrong screen
He still finished 11th. Nobara finished 7th, you finished 3rd and Megs finished 2nd
Yuji ended up catching up really fast until he started showing Nobara tips
See Nobara claimed she knew everything about the game
So Yuji showed her how to flick the remote when she jumped and how to hold the go button down when the countdown was at 2
She rlly did leave him in the dust
Yuji and Nobara lean their whole bodies with the controller while Megumi sits completely still
Nobara gets way into this game I stg she screams and yells and kicks her feet I hate it
She tries to bump your and Yuji’s controllers to throw you off
“Noba-chan, I’m on your team”
“I don’t give a fUCK STOP BEATING ME”
“IM ON YOUR TEAM”
“AHHHHHHHH”
Slap fight ensues
At some point, Toge comes and knocks on the door because he can hear the screaming from all the way down the hall
“Are you guys…okay?” -Inumaki language
Nobara just complains, so he leaves
You and Megumi are so fucking good at this game
Nobara starts targeting you two with shells until she realizes you’re on her team and they don’t hurt you
“Truce?”
All you can do is sigh
At some point, Sukuna comes out
He thinks he’s a sports commentator
He announces every little thing, like when someone falls or gets shelled
Which always makes Yuji look away from his screen
Sukuna proceeds to bully Yuji for running into walls, falling off, etc.
You laugh but quit when Yuji pouts
Nobara doesn’t stop laughing
Despite Yuji being an idiot and having to be carried by Megumi, blue team wins
Nobara throws her controller and screams some more
Yuji breaks out into hysterics for some reason
Megumi sighs. He gets ready to go home but-
“Sit down Fushiguro that was just a warm-up round”
Okay, fine, he’ll just beat her again
Nobara pulls you and Yuji to the side
“We gotta beat Fushiguro”
Yuji was bribed with food
No teams this time
“Let’s do Rainbow Ro-” “NO"
Daisy’s Circuit it is
"Hey Yuu-chan can I play a song”
“Sure name-chan”
“Hey Alexa play Move Bitch by Ludacris”
AHAHAHHAHAHA MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
This is Nobara’s song. She is invincible with this song.
Maybe it really was a warm-up round, Nobara is doing much better this time
She’s in first place
It looks like Megumi is getting bored, he’s falling back, losing his lead
Now if his calculations are correct, when you’re in last place you’re more likely to get-
Bingo
“Kugisaki, do you love me?”
“What the fuck, are you going soft on me Fushigu- don’t you fucking dare”
“Goodbye Kugisaki”
“STOP STOP HOW DO I AVOID A BLUE SHELL ITADORI”
“YOU CAN’T YOU’RE FUCKED”
“FUCK FUCK FUCK”
Nobara doesn’t finish the race due to the fact she is throwing a temper tantrum. She throws her controller so hard she breaks the wheel, controller and puts a dent in the wall
He hides it with a poster btw
Megumi wins.
“Avenge me, name-chan”
“Noba-chan we have one last race we can still beat him”
Nobara is PUMPED
Oh my god when no was looking Megumi chose Rainbow Road
Okay pause
Whoever falls off the most is gonna be the person who fell of the least’s bitch for the week
Sinister laughing ensues
In conclusion: Yuji is now your bitch
Yujikuna gets bitchslapped for making dirty remarks
Nobara is the first to tap out due to lack of controller and ends up feeding you chips while you race
You tap out and end up snuggling with Nobara as the boys pull out another game that’s two player
You two fall asleep while watching them bicker over which way to go
Megumi pauses the game and the boys just end up scrolling through their phones and talking-
-Until Yuji falls asleep in the beanbag chair
Finally, Megumi can go back to his room…
…Except, you three are so cute
Its kinda like a sleepover
Y'know, he doesn’t hate you guys
He’s just really bad at emotions
Should he stay
Yuji does have another beanbag he can crash on
…He’ll just say he fell asleep going through Twitter or something
⚠️ Discord sever announcement; notes/reblogs appreciated⚠️
Yeah, we're still crying over Junpei
Several months ago, we created a Tumblr group chat revolving around Yoshino Junpei. However, Tumblr kinda sucks, so we migrated to Discord
What started off as a small group of friends has evolved into a safe place for all Jujutsu Kaisen fans, with 35 members and 8 bots, and we're still growing!
Interested yet?
Here's some general info:
Baby server, alive and thriving since Dec. 28th, 2020
English server, but we have many bilingual friends who speak Spanish, German, and other languages
All ages are welcome, as long as you're comfortable with cursing and the occasional tame, but mature joke
Anime only and manga reader friendly
Structured, organized spaces to talk monitored by several mods
Some features:
A descriptive list of roles given to new members. Everyone can choose their own color, and will be given roles such as adult, child, and manga reader for safety purposes.
Several bots, such as Tatsu and Mudae. Play with your pets and collect your waifus!
A voice channel integrated with Rhythm, so you can rock out (and you don't even have to unmute!)
Channel highlights:
An introduction channel, complete with names, ages, pronouns and social media, so you never get confused.
An anime only channel dedicated to all things Jujutsu Kaisen, including updates, merch, and other happenings.
A spoiler chat for manga readers. (Specify in your introduction whether you want to be included in this chat; it's reccomended you opt out if you're an anime only. DM a mod at any time to change this.)
A place for your headcanons and alternate universes. We're still stuck on transfemme Junpei. Go wild.
A general chat for day to day happenings and things unrelated to Jujutsu Kaisen
A channel for other media, for whatever anime, manga, shows, and books you happen to be enjoying. Perfect for spoilers.
A channel especially for pet pics. Can it get any better than that?
The discourse center, where we focus on news, political happenings, and current events/controversies. Also, history homework. It's wild.
Thirsty? A complete NSFW channel for your enjoyment only accessable by adults. Specify in your intro if you wish to be opted out. You'll be given the child role and will not have access. We do not accept underage art of minors, no exceptions.
An entire creativity corner for artists to upload their original works, writers to upload their fics, and a place to display other works.
A vent system with different tiers; ranting about every day woes, venting about heavier topics, and a special place for triggering topics. Because sometimes we need a friend.
Aaaaand the fine print:
We're a laid back bunch. But we're also decent human beings. We follow a certain set of rules and standards. Y'know. The obvious stuff.
You will not be given access to the server without giving your intro. Age and Tumblr URL are mandatory. Preferred name and pronouns are preferred. Manga status is optional.
We are a very diverse group, with many races, ethnicities, gender identities and sexualities involved. We do not allow hate speeches, slander, or people being rude in general, for whatever reason.
Please keep topics to their appropiate channels. We have minors and people uncomfortable with NSFW, politics, and venting in this server, as well as a few anime onlys. This makes things more organized and keeps everyone safe.
This server is anti-proshipping. We do not condone the sexualizing of minors, nor do we condone toxic, abusive, or otherwise unhealthy relationships, regardless if they're fictional characters or not.
Failure to abide by these rules, which are listed in the server, will resort in immediate and appropiate action.
Join here:
Check out the Junpei Stans community on Discord - hang out with 43 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
If neither link works, feel free to add kaikaikaitan#6307 (myself) and I'll add you myself.
See you there!
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