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“life just can’t get any better, can it?” he beamed to no one in particular. “i mean, seriously, i must be the luckiest man in carthay.” rocking on his heels, he began to realize that no one was really paying attention to his musings. “anyone want to ask why i’m brimming with joy?” flynn demanded, his voice raising to reach a broader audience who may not have heard before.

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Jumba squinted at the bartender, utterly confused by this outburst from someone he’d previously gathered was a pretty apathetic human. “NO, I do not want to ask.” Jumba truly preferred the apathetic version. “Geez, what has gotten into you?”

#flynn rider

Closet Monsters & Fire & The Unknown

Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others?

He keep most of their dark web doings dark, obviously. Jumba also hides his soft, more caring side with a thick coat of “Psh, I don’t care.”

Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot?

Definitely too hot. He thrives in the heat. Jumba’s a beach guy, though you wouldn’t guess.

The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person?

Not really. He prefers to stay in the here and now without considering much of the why. That plays into why he doesn’t really have a purpose or drive behind his coding or hacking. Jumba just wants the money.

#hc #asked #lkycxtcass

change & mirrors

Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance?

Probably their glasses. They get in the way but are still pivotal to that evil genius look.

Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life?

The sappy one would be to say when they got (stole) their first computer, but a real turning point for them was dropping out a college because it opened up this door to a full-time criminal lifestyle and brought them to Hawaii.

#hc #asked #Anonymous

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Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer:

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment? Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions? Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying. Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?

#Muse me up scotty #ask meme

johnisdarling‌:

“Got it,” he said, following Jumba’s instructions and rounding the corner in his video game. He resisted the urge to glance back at the older man and see his reaction to his question. Jumba was always pretty secretive about what he was working on, but John could tell that this was something big. “Confidential city files still sounds promising,” he said with a wicked grin. “Of course I’m interested. I mean, nothing ever happens in this town,” he reasoned, squirming in his seat.

“Promising enough to get me paid, which is half the fun.” Truthfully, it was three-quarters of the fun for Jumba, but the thrill of the chase in most jobs was also very rewarding. John’s words still excited Jumba because these made for valuable young evil genius attitude. “Alright, well let’s see what you can do. Pause your game, let’s do some work.” Jumba turned his computer to reveal his screen. He’d been browsing through some dark web message boards and settled on a request that caught his attention. “JustForKicks505 wants a copy of a co-workers medical records for... I don’t know. Know how to do that?”

#john darling

theswizz:

Lacing his fingers together, Swizz stared straight ahead at Jumba. He was quietly considering his options and thinking, but then his eyebrow rose. “Did you really just tell me you don’t rage quit… with a straight face? Directly to my face?” he hummed, “okay, sure. Whatever you say, man.” Swizz bit back his laughter, rather poorly but it was an attempt at least. “Anyways, I’m bored of Fortnite, so I’m willing to give you the advantage and let you choose. That way you can’t blame it on being screwed over.”

“Don’t laugh!” Jumba commanded as though the young guy hadn’t already started cracking up. When he mentioned Fortnite, Jumba rolled his eyes. He was never a fan, though he couldn’t quite pinpoint why. “Alright...my choice is...Cuphead. You have Cuphead?”

Jumba was tired of holing himself in and playing Five Nights at Freddy’s. Plus, Cuphead was a joint effort, so he couldn’t get pissed at Swizz for trying to beat him.

#cuphead #the perfect gqame for him to rage quite #because i rage quit #but also i suck at games sooo #swizz malarkey

hvdcswoods:

As the man dare to utter those last words, Hades wasted no time in grabbing him by the shoulder and slamming him back against the nearest wall. “And just exactly do you think you’re going?” he asked with a pointed look, “Now, you’ll tell me where did you hear that, and just how much do you know on top of your head. Tick, tock.”

Jumba was not a fighter. He certainly did not survive in prison by being the toughest, and he did not carry that title here either. However, even when he was scared of getting his face beat in, he couldn’t help but smirk a little at instigating the anger out of this man.

“What the hell man? I think I’m going home? I thought you wanted me to get out of your space.” He tried to ease up on the grin and cleared his throat, fidgeting a bit in an attempt to get out of Hades’ grasp. “Ouchy, I think you hurt my back. I already don’t have a great back and aggravated assault doesn’t help...”

#hades woods #lmao jumba what the hell did you do

lilopls:

“Marketable skills?” Lilo repeated, giving the question legitimate thought. “I don’t know. How can I improve my marketable skills?” She nodded, running her fingers through her hair. “The thing is, I’m pretty sure Nani would freak if I jumped on a plane by myself, and it’s not like I have money for the tickets.” She refused to let that keep her down, flashing a positive smile. “A vacation would be nice though! Eventually!”

“You’re either a genius or you get a college degree. I’m a genius, so I went that route. You need to know what you are good at that a boss might say ‘Maybe this little girl is worth my time.’” Jumba paused.

“Is there anything?” The positive outlook on life seemed like a mildly marketable trait, if she angled it properly, though it was getting quite annoying to Jumba.

He already knew who Nani was based on his research, but it helped to hear information straight from the horse's mouth. “Nani is your...sister?” Jumba was going to ask ‘mother’, but he didn’t want her to shut up or get too emotional.

#lilo pelekai

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#muse #JKSDHFASH HELP

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( sci-fi maniac @jumbathegenius wants to battle !! )

Swizz takes a seat in the empty chair at the cafe table, looking directly at Jumba who now sat across from him. “Hey, man. Long time no see,” he greets, “you’re not doing anything important, are you? It’s been a while since I last saw you rage quit, so I was wondering if you were down to game,” a teasing smile resting on his face as he jumped straight to the point of why he had sought the older man out

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Jumba tried not to look as startled as he was Swizz started talking. When Jumba was on his computer, his obeservation skills were..well, crap. “I am busy,” Jumba replied snootily, glancing at the Reddit thread he was scrolling through. He closed the tab before careful closing his laptop. “What’s the game? And I don’t rage quit!” he announced, turned off at the smug look continuely on the streamer’s face. “I just know when I’m being screwed over.”

#swizz malarkey #jumba is already to rage quit tbh

cat-tully

#Muse #jumba’s justification for everything

Moodboard for Jumba Jookiba’s “Life Before Carthay”

Jumba grew up in a residential area of Las Vegas but was certainly no stranger to the late night scene downtown. He got into Massachusetts Institute of Technology because he’s a genius, but dropped when he realized he could put his genius to work full-time hacking and doing jobs around the dark web. Jumba moved to Hawaii and set himself there for a few years. Jumba has spent a little time in prison at most every stage in his life, but when he dropped out, he honed his skill and was caught far less.

#i didnt wanna go too in depth but heres kinda a basic skatch of his backstory #moodboard #hc #muse