THOSE LOSER DREAMS LIKE MINE.

I have a FAQ if you're curious. No pressure.

[henricavyll]

You can tell she’s a good dancer by the way she drinks her soda pop.

The Proposal (2009) dir. Anne Fletcher

[travellersfarfromhome]

The Baudelaire’s refusal to be grateful for their unfortunate events seemed like such a good message for kids - so I made a thing.

[yellew]

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

[ktt]

In the Garage by Cam Floyd

[jackmeatington]

How to threaten your dog

[thepunksink]

Omg

[killahkappa]

Lmfao he said not worth it

[alwaysbewoke]

He cut his losses immediately hahaha

[marvel1980s]

Universal Monsters by Tom Whalen

[onceuponawildflower]

[zackisontumblr]

*clings to obama’s leg*

[zackisontumblr]

[dravvings-blog]

⭐️✨🌙💫

[stardusht]

photo credit

[henricavyll]

Life is pain, Highness.

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner 

[theclassicsreader]

Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.

Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via theclassicsreader)

[octopussoir-]

[emmyandsuch]

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

[debbie-sketch]

Sea Witchy Commission for the lovely mothyseawitchery ʚ♡ɞ ( •ᴗ•ू❁)

[a-liminal-life]

“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”

[mareya]

the other side