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@junebug93
Does Magneto pull out?
Yes
No
Okay, so numerous people are arguing that Magneto doesn't pull out, which I do not agree with at all. To be frank, I imagine he probably uses condoms because pulling out is ineffective birth control. But he definitely understands and uses some birth control.
So, let's look at the breakdown of people Magneto has slept with. I'm only using canon relationships (sorry, Cherik shippers).
First off, Magda, his wife. They have three kids together, but again, they're married. (No, the retcon doesn't count.
Isabelle is his girlfriend in Classic X-Men #19, before the US government kills her. He has no kids by her.
When he arrives in the US, he dates Cassandra Michaels. They have no kids.
At some unspecified point, he has a daughter by Suzanna Dane. Maybe he didn't pull out there, but also, again, not an effective birth control method.
In Secret Wars, Magneto has a very brief fling with the Wasp. They have no kids together.
Many years later, he has an affair with Lee Forrester (yeah, the same one Scott Summers dated). They have no kids.
He gets with Rogue in the Savage Land. They definitely didn't have condoms, but they have no kids together. (They do have a child together, in a reality where they're also married.)
Years later, he dates Briar Raleigh. They also have no kids.
It's loosely implied that he may have slept with Storm while in Arrako, but not confirmed. Regardless, they have kids.
So out of nine or ten women, he has kids with two, and one is his wife.
Magneto pulls out.
Does Mystique pull out
Yes
No
Does Fulgrim pull out?
Yes
No
Does Venom pull out?
Yes
No
Does Pleakley pull out?
Yes
No
Does Char Aznable pull out?
Yes
No
I mean, if he didn't pull out of Operation British, I don't think he's pulling out of much
Does Jar-Jar Binks pull out?
Yes
No
Messa gonna give you a cream pie!
Does Gambit pull out?
Yes
No
Tumblr, help me prove a point to my girlfriend!
What color is this alien?
What color is Pleakley?
Yellow
Green
Nuance (?? explain)
I'm gonna find the real answer
I made a God damn Twitter to settle this
Tumblr, help me prove a point to my girlfriend!
What color is this alien?
What color is Pleakley?
Yellow
Green
Nuance (?? explain)
So yellow so obviously yellow
What color is this heracross?
Pink
Purple
Other? (tell me in comments)
I'm colorblind.
Your ass must be a Shabbos goy because its job is turning me on.
Lego dinosaur. You agree
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
(bursts out laughing at the perfectly synchronized moment)
…Yeah, I’m a cheap date. (SHRUG)
I'm not sure how to properly articulate it, but Kermit the Frog's cover of "Once in a Lifetime" is somehow less muppety than the original.
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