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I am over 18, just fyi
tw: manipulative!Zayne, nothing too crazy just a little dark
Zayne hates to see you like this.
The bags under your eyes have gotten worse, your hair is a disaster, and your cheeks are more sunken in than usual. Even worse is the hollowed look in your eyes, not even bothering to track him as he moves through your house.
"This will help you regain some strength." Zayne murmurs quietly as he sets a bowl of rice porridge in front of you. He doesn't do house calls often, but since the accident he made it a routine to see you.
You don't move a muscle, so Zayne picks up the bowl, scooping a small amount and cooling it before holding it up to your lips. You blink as if just noticing him, then reluctantly open your mouth enough for him to carefully feed you.
Soon enough, the empty bowl is set aside. Zayne watches you slump back into the couch, pulling the blanket higher. You don't tell him to go, to leave you alone. It's progress.
Progress had been the goal, after all.
Slowly but surely, through countless visits, you start to return to normal. You begin to smile more, to talk, to lean into his lingering touches.
He isn't quite sure when your feelings surfaced. Surfaced because he knew they were there, he'd always known. This had been a wrench in his plans, but he hadn't known just how much of a relief it would be. Like removing a stubborn splinter and feeling the instant pleasure.
Your relationship isn't official yet. He's happy to take it slow, for your sake. You're still healing of course, and he would never do anything to jeopardize that. He planned for this, obviously.
Hopefully, by the time he comes back, it'll be too late.
āā“āļø | Zayne doesn't believe sharing is caring
"I didn't think I'd have to do this" Zayne admits as he unbuttons his cuffs and rolls his sleeves back.
"But you are" You deadpan, trying not to ogle his protruding arm veins too much. You had something important at stake here, you couldn't afford to lose focus!
As Zayne leaned forward in his seat, you automatically followed. Him in his suit vest and pressed pants, you in your snowman PJs and fluffy slippers. A single chocolate macaron sitting on the coffeetable between the both of you, innocent crumbs of its brethren surrounding it.
This had begun all because the bakery had decided to box an odd number of macarons. And despite having a good number (each), you both weren't ready to give that last macaron up.
"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832
victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831
its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY!
We tried to warn you about the "adult content" bans. Now Kickstarter is starting that shit
"It must have serious value!"
Staight up sounds like obscenity law/Miller Test-type crap.
"Fetishized imagery intended to arouse" well it's a good thing oppressed and vulnerable communities are never fetishized.
I know many of you have already liked and reblogged this post, but I'm going to attach a couple of links for resources on how to contact payment processors and whatnot. Hopefully they can get spread around a bit. It includes how to contact the payment processors, scripts, and various links to other (at the time ongoing, these websites haven't been updated in about 8 months and 1 year respectively) petitions and forms that might be useful to you.
TELL VISA, MASTERCARD, STRIPE, and PayPal to STOP
I'd also like to ask people to be willing to bring this conversation into spaces where things like "politics" aren't welcome and more forcefully draw attention to the ever growing issue of censorship. Some of you may only have those communities to draw on but we've long since run out of peaceful/polite/non-disruptive options.
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
like what is the point in scraping by and just like barely surviving for years and years when the world waits for no one and it never amounts to much anyway
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bonus
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
Continue⨠Keep goingāØ
Thank you, lady š¤
The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of homeā¦
Always grateful when this makes the rounds
In case anyone needs this today or ever.
how much of supernatural have you watched?
s1-5
s1-8
S1-10
s1-15
other
none of it
The Danish training ship āGeorg Stageā (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021Ā
Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.
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Absolute perfection
when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voiceĀ āi dont think anybody is condemned to hellā¦.ā paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added onĀ āā¦not even gay peopleāĀ
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read Iāve ever been given in my life