i am a kraken from the sea

silencio, old man.

[hirxeth]

“I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.”

Juno (2007) dir. Jason Reitman

[unearnedluck-deactivated2016061]

       ❛ HAVE YOU spent a lot of time studying sunny d ?? just wondering. ❜

[junoisms]

“I have spent at least twenty minutes doing that, yes.    Anyway, to avoid my own personal guilt, I’m giving up the        D of the sunshine variety for the next few months. Figure            it makes up for chugging that bottle, right?.”

[let-it-be-infinite]

[allonsyalone-deactivated2019011]

“Ah…” —With child.  Right.  He snaps his jaw shut. Still- quite possibly not the healthiest of diets? ‘Specially not for an expecting mother (not  that  he’s  that  sort  of Doctor, he’d naturally insist).

“Well, y’know, just—    as opposed to non-human metabolisms–? Well. I’d imagine - hypothetically, mind  -  nonhumans’ve  got  an  easier  time  of  it, wouldn’t you suppose?             —-Theoretically?”

[junoisms]

A finger points down at the ever-growing bump that is her stomach with a slow nod. "They call me the cautionary whale,” she shrugged with an indifferent expression. 

“Well I’d think so. But then I don’t know what kind of non human we’re talking about. I mean, there’s dogs and then there’s...like, aliens and whatnot. But dogs  can’t eat chocolate so I say we’re one above them.”

[mcrtyrdom-deactivated20170407]

“Shit, I can’t say no to that. I wonder how  fast you could get one of those things to  go with two people.  —I’m Will. I think we had English together  last year or something.”

[junoisms]

 “Well, we’ll find out, soon enough. Of  course, yes, Will from English. Really,  don’t take my forgetting the wrong way, I know like five people at this school. Tops.”

[mcdernisms-blog]

                                                                                                  junoisms ;;

                    ‘ what are you doing ? ‘

[junoisms]

“I am perusing the wanted ads. For your information, I may buy a parakeet.” 

[ofphalanxifor]

            “I once read somewhere that babies hate the color yellow.” 

[junoisms]

     “Wow really? I never really thought about the thing having an opinion on interior design.”

[iinturbidus-archived-deactivate]

                                              k i n d n e s s 

[allonsyalone-deactivated2019011]

“ Oh-ah.  Just- sounds a bit – rough?    on the digestive tract, quite frankly?    You sure your rather          –human    metabolism can really  handle  that? ”

[junoisms]

“Eating for two, man. And believe me my metabolism has seen worse. Much worse. - -       Wait, why did you feel the   need to specify human?”

[junoisms]

♥  for a starter

[dcvils-blog]

              “Sounds HELLISH. I’m sorry to hear about all that you’re going through,               but… it all comes as part of the package, right?”               It’s true, he cannot physically SEE her signs of pregnancy, but he can               damn right sense them. The healthy second heartbeat makes him almost               one hundred percent sure that she is pregnant.                “How far along are you? If you don’t mind me asking.”

[junoisms]

                         “So I’m told. I’d probably sound a little freaked out otherwise.                           - - a little more freaked out. Honestly I just worry the things                          gonna come out looking like a gremlin or something.”                        Though he may not know what gremlins look like, she remembered                          quickly after she spoke.                          “Six and a half months. And it’s fine, I get the question a lot. Though                           I also get a lot of people just coming up and grabbing my stomach                          too, I do mind that.”

[unearnedluck-deactivated2016061]

             ❛ I SUPPOSE if that were possible you wouldn’t                               wouldn’t be standing here ?? ❜

[junoisms]

       “Touché. Besides, with this much SUNNY D, I         doubt it’d be the vitamin C that killed me, more         likely the hundreds of additives packed in here.”

[junoisms]

                                         silencio, old man

[junoisms]

allonsyalone liked for a starter

“I want a burger wrapped in a pizza…wrapped inside one of those giant cookies. Is that weird?”

[turningitoff-deactivated2019052]

   ❝No… people usually slam the door on      us as soon as they see the uniform.❞

[junoisms]

“Well, I get that. I like the uniform. Not  keen on the message. No offence.”

[hirxeth]

“I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.”

Juno (2007) dir. Jason Reitman

[carvedopen]

junoisms;;

“so– do you know who the daddy is?”

[junoisms]

“Yes, contrary to popular belief, I’ve managed to   remember the guy who impregnated me. But          please God, never call him that..”