Jude feeling like a ghost in the mortal world and Cardan thinking she's the only real thing in a land of ghosts.
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Jude feeling like a ghost in the mortal world and Cardan thinking she's the only real thing in a land of ghosts.
The Folk of the Air book titles if the books were from Cardan's point of view:
The Hot Girl in my Class
The Mean Boss
Malewife of Noone
I wonder what this symbolizes or foreshadows 👀
This is TOO specific and symbolic (growing tendrils with a BUD on Mab’s dead remains?? BRUH 👀) to be coincidental
EDIT: I just want to add that this could mean new power. Maybe Mab’s power getting stronger via an addition to the Greenbriar line? I think it might indicate new life OMG 😭
Also, Jude is the first queen after Mab. So if she IS already (or will be) expecting, she’ll be the first monarch (somebody connected to the land) after Mab herself to carry the future of the Greenbriar line in her womb. So, it makes sense for Mab’s remains to have buds! 🤯😭
That would be JUDE's influence, I'm afraid.
A true talent for pissing off the Folk...
"It would be safer if I hated him. Since I cannot, perhaps it is good that he now hates me."
someone needs to tell suren about hate and the greenbriar men
suren, my girl, you better fix this mess before jude comes at you. you will have 0% chances at survival.
my favorite thing about stolen heir is everyone referring to Jude (correctly) as this bloodthirsty murderess queen (affectionate) and Cardan as her cheerleader in the background laughing his ass off and being like, “you think emeralds or sapphires will go better with the crown you’re making out of his skull? Rubies? Ok, ur the boss.”
Oak’s description sounds like someone born and raised by Jude and Cardan
I WANNA KNOW WHAT JUDE AND CARDAN ARE LIKE AS MONARCHS. DO THEY ARGUE DURING MEETINGS?? DOES THE COUNCIL SIDE EYE EACH OTHER WHEN CARDAN AGREES WITH AN IDEA AND JUDE VEHEMENTLY DISAGREES?? DO THEY HAVE A RULE WHERE THEY DONT TALK ABOUT POLITICS AFTER A CERTAIN HOUR?? DO THEY MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS AT EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC? DO THEY DANCE AT REVELS?? DO THEY HAVE MATCHING JEWELRY?? DO THEY GO TO BED ANGRY?? DOES CARDAN SPOIL HER?? HOW DO THEY SPEAK TO EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC??? so many questions!!!!!
THE STOLEN HEIR SPOILERS
okay but oak talking about jude and cardan<3
"The Folk adore Cardan, and they're terrified of my sister, two excellent things. I hope they rule Elfhame for a thousand years and then pass it down to one of a dozen offspring."
-Oak, just casually being one of us
One of the most underrated scenes in Queen of Nothing is when Cardan protected Jude in his enemy's war camp like
why don't I see more people talking about it?
Innocence lost
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You walk into the great hall, just wanting to sit and rest for a moment after the long day of classes and mishaps that went along with said classes. Quickly spotting James, Sirius, Remus and Peter all in a rather heated discussion, while shovelling food on to their plates and into their mouths between word and breath.
Furrowing your brow as you wonder what could be the possible cause of the borderline argument. Did Sirius pull another prank gone rogue? After all that was often the cause of some of the more heated conversations the group had.
As you grow closer and closer to said group, you notice they're talking in hushed whispers. As well as the fact that Remus has a deep blush and Sirius has that grin that he always gets when he's talking about more…..vulgar topics, Peter looking away from the three and focusing on the stone floor. Unable to see James until you're about to sit, his cheeks redder than cherries and glasses a bit steamy. All of them jump slightly when you sit down and start to put food on your own plate, conversation dying out while you eye them suspiciously.
"Talking about me or something? I'd hope not with the way you lot are blushing.” Sirius rolls his eyes before flashing you a smirk, taking a sip from his cup.
"I'd let you make me blush anyday, darling. But m'not quite the one who's the worst, now am I?"
His eyes drift to the right of you, where James sits and has his hands in his lap. Twitching as he fiddled with the rings littering them. He huffs at Sirius's words, blush still bright as ever.
"Right, and what were you all talking about that has you so?" Eyebrow raised as your hand stops mid reach for the piece of bread in front of you.
"N-nothing, nothing at all…." Peter murmurs from across the table, still turned away from everybody.
"Aw, s'not nothin now is it, wormtail? We're talking about sex darling. The feeling of another's skin against your own, the way you both get so sweaty and get a rush unmatched. How it feels to hold someone so close and make such a mess out of them while they're thanking you for it and asking for more, more and more." Sirius closes his eyes with a devilish grin, knowing that he's properly flustered you as well now.
You blink slowly as you start to comprehend the conversation they might have been happening before you say down, not even a noise of acknowledgment leaving you. But before you can get a word in, Sirius cuts in again.
"And I made a marvelous discovery, shocking really-" before he can finish his sentence, James slams his hand on the table while pushing himself up. Grumbling while he gets up and storms off, out of the great hall and to their dorms you can only assume. You huff while turning to watch him, knowing what a temper James has and wondering what in the world could have Sirius done to set it off now.
"Sirius Orion Black, what have you done to the poor boy?" You stare at him, where he sits across the table. Shocked by James's actions.
"More like what hasn't happened to him…" mumbled before he realized it. All you need to know to piece everything together, anger rising in you at the thought of them picking at him for such a simple thing.
Quickly taking a few bites of your own food, you get up just as James did moments ago. Making your way to the Gryffindor common room, you wonder how angry he had to be to make it there in so little time.
As you creep up the stairs, you only hope he'll talk to you. James is easily one of the most stubborn people you can think of and despises being embarrassed in such a way. Slowly stopping in front of the dorm door, you hesitantly raise your hand to gently knock on the thick door.
"James? It's just me, I wanted to check on you," you call out, trying to not disturb anybody else in case there were others in their own dorms.
The bed creaks from behind the door, followed by shuffling footsteps and finally the lock being undone. There's a moment of stillness, neither you nor James making a move to open the door. A soft sigh leaves you as you reach for the handle to let yourself in, peeking into the room before fully entering it.
James sitting on the chest at the end of his bed, eyes focused onto the floor. Never looking up to meet your own. You can feel your heart constrict at the sight, one that's rather rare as much doesn't put James potter in such a mood as apparently the conversation had. Silently shuffling into the room, you shut the door behind you with a soft click before going to sit on the end of the bed.
Seconds pass with no movement, or words. Until James lifts his head and turns to you, face a bit less red then it had been at the table. Feeling his eyes roam your face, searching for something but you can't tell what it is.
"S'not m fault. Kept pushing until jus' came out. Then pads wouldn' stop."
Brows furrowing in confusion at his words, you turn to face him.
"I'm sure it can't be that bad, Siri always makes things seem much more dire then they are. What could be so bad that they've got you this upset?"
"'ve never had sex…..not like there weren't opportunities, jus' never with the right person…"
You wonder if James can hear how fast your heart is racing, hear all the thoughts that are running through your head. 'who does he mean?....me maybe?'
"....and who is the right person?" Your voice wavers and shakes with every word that leaves your mouth.
James opens and closes his mouth like a fish out of water for a moment before shutting it completely.
"I-um, well…..you…." comes out as a soft whisper.
A breath leaves you in shock, and happiness. Thoughts speeding up to a mile a minute, going in every direction possible. Only stopping at the sound of James getting up and standing in front of you, his hands reaching out to gently cup your jaw and lifting it to look up at him. Gently stroking your cheek before leaning down and pressing his warm lips against yours. Softly moving his lips to match your own, wanting nothing more than to feel you completely.
He pulls away with a soft grin, cupping both of your cheeks in his warm hands. You can't help but look up at him with half lidded eyes, the simple kiss enough to spark a need in-between your legs as you place your own hands over his.
"How about I….help...they'd have nothing laugh about then….?"
He bites his lip in thought, before slowly nodding. James leans down once more, one of his hands sliding down to hold the back of your neck. Pressing his lips to yours once more, but with more force and more passion than the last. Moulding themselves to fit perfectly against yours. Only pulling away for a moment of air before diving back in, tugging you closer. You pull away fully after a moment, resting your forehead against his with a soft smile.
"Gonna let me taste you before we have some more fun?" In a teasing lilt, as you grin softly.
James's eyes burst open, searching your face for a hint of a lie that you were joking or messing with him. But finding only a look of want in your eyes and a bit of nervousness etched into your features. He slowly starts to nod while licking his lips, unable to really believe what was going on. That you actually wanted him in the way he's been wanting you for so so long. The thought of if this could have happened sooner crosses his mind but he doesn't pay it any attention, enjoying the fact that it's happening now.
You tug him by his tie down to you, finally pulling him onto you and forcing you to lay back. James catches himself and props up using his elbow, looking down at you with a soft smile. Your free hand finding its way to his soft hair and gripping at the base of his hairline while you lean up to press kisses into his jaw, slowly starting to trail them onto his neck. Barely grazing his skin with your teeth, only enough for him to feel the nip. He lets out a shuddered breath at your teeth on his pulse point, feeling himself harden from the sudden affections.
Letting go of his tie, you run your hands down his chest. His heart drumming against your fingers when you pass over it, continuing to go further down his torso. You can feel the heat radiating off of him even through his clothes. As you slide your hand even further down, finally meeting the edge of his sweater and tug it up. Forcing James to sit back as you pull it off, quickly followed by unbuttoning his shirt and tossing it to the floor.
"Lay down f'me? Wanna make you feel good."
He nods before fixing his glasses, laying down next to you on the bed. His bulge even more apparent now that he's laying on his back. You grin whilst getting off of the bed and standing in-between his spread legs.
Hands rubbing his thighs softly, inching closer and closer to the tent in his pants while you lean down to press kisses on his chest. Slowly making your way down to James's stomach and his happy trail. Stopping once you meet the band of his pants, playfully nipping at the skin around it.
"Bloody tease s'what you are," he shakes his head before running a hand through his already messy curls.
"The best are," you press a kiss into his skin before looking up at him with a sweet smile.
Your hands abandon his thighs in favor of unzipping his pants, starting to tug them off. Grateful that he already took his shoes off once he got into the dorm. James lifts his hips, helping you slide them off of his muscular legs. The outline of his member is enough to make you drool and press your thighs together.
"Look at how hard you are….want me to make it feel better?"
"Yes please, want you so bad m'achin" James nods.
Slowly you start to stroke him over his boxers, eyeing the small wet spot near his head. Not going fast enough or hard enough to give him any real pleasure, just enough to make him even harder and make his tip weep. Thumbing the underside of his cock, feeling the veins even through his boxers. You move down to his tip and lightly suck on it through the fabric, wet spot growing with your spit.
"Fuckin, please, want 'em off," comes out as a breathy whine.
You roll your eyes before pulling away, a string of spit connecting to his boxers. Reaching up to grip the band of them, you snap them against his sensitive skin pulling a yelp from him before tugging them all the way off.
"You're so pretty," comes out before you can stop it, thumb rubbing the deep red tip of his admittedly pretty cock. Thick veins running up the underside of it, slick with his own pre-cum. His tip shining due to the spit and slick.
You lick a stripe up it, following the veins and natural curve. Looking up to see James biting his lip with his eyes screwed shut and chest heaving slightly. Flicking your tongue on the tip before wrapping your lips around it and sucking gently. Slowly taking more and more of his aching member into your mouth, feeling the weight of it on your tongue. You start to hollow your cheeks and slowly bob your head up and down his cock.
"Suck m'cock, take it all in your pretty lil' mouth," he lets out a guttural groan, reaching down to interlock his fingers with your own. Your free hand stroking what you can't take in your mouth, able to feel him throbbing with want and need.
Pulling off of him with a wet pop, you keep pumping him. The soft clicking filling the room as well as James's panting and whines. A thin layer of sweat coating him as he lifts his hips, chasing your hand. Feeling the tension in his belly grow and just wanting it to snap in two, finally being able to cum.
"Please, m'so close," you hear his breathing getting faster, his groans getting louder and whinier. Feeling him twitch in your hand, you pull away with a grin,"No!" James cries out, sitting up with the slightest pout on his lips while panting. His brows furrowed in confusion as to why you stopped right before he came.
"Oh lovie, want you to cum in me. Not in my hand, pretty boy," you crawl to rest on his lap, skirt hiking up on your own. He rests his hands on them, pushing up your skirt even further with every inch he slowly slides his hands up.
"Off, wanna see you," he sounds so needy and desperate, wanting to feel your skin against his own. Tugging at the edge of your skirt before wandering to the buttons on the side, popping them out of place so easily.
You quickly undo your tie, flinging it to an unknown corner to be hunted down later. Slowly you unbutton your shirt, revealing the red lace bra underneath. James's eyes practically bulge out of his head at the sight, letting out a shaky breath and groaning. One hand abandoning your thighs in favor of helping you out of your shirt while he sits up just enough to nip at your bottom lip. You reach back and unclasp the lace lined undergarment, sliding it off.
He starts to pepper kisses down the column of your neck, ghosting over your collarbone and down your chest. Stopping to suck on one of your nipples, circling it with his tongue and looking up at you with wide eyes. His hand drifts to your back, going up to your shoulders and drags his blunt nails down the length of your spine. Sending shivers and another wave of slick to your already flooded panties. Wet enough you're surprised it hasn't leaked onto James's cock.
"Enough, wanna feel you in me now," you tug him off of your chest by a tight grip of his pretty curls, tossing him onto his back and on the bed. Looking into his eyes for a moment, trying to find any hesitation that he didn't want this or you but finding only pure lust.
You lift up your skirt, revealing the red cotton panties and the dark patch your slicks made. Biting your lip as you straddle him on your knees, reaching down to stroke his throbbing member before rubbing his weeping tip along your entrance. Grazing your clit ever so slightly before nudging him between your lips and slowly starting to sink onto him, leaving no gap between your hips.
Sitting still for a moment, adjusting to the stretch and watching James's face at the feeling. His lips hanging open and brows scrunched together at the new but very welcomed feeling.
"S'tight, s'fuckin warm too. Never wanna leave, gonna stay in you f'ever," he groans out, stomach muscles tightening at the thought of having to pull out. He grips your hips, keeping you from moving. Your own hands splay out on his rapidly rising chest, heart thumping against your fingers and only speeding up when you shift.
"Can I move now? Gonna feel even better then, promise," you nod, hoping it'll convince him to loosen his grip even the tiniest bit. James opens his eyes slightly, raking his eyes over your form glistening with sweat. Chest rising with every breath. He licks his lips, wetting them for a moment.
"Y-yes, please," joined with a quick nod.
You start to roll your hips ever so slightly, closing your own eyes at how big you notice James is. The stretch feels so good, nothing like anything you've ever felt before. Gulping down the sounds that try to claw their way out of your throat and mouth, not expecting such subtle motions to pull any sound out of you.
Slowly you start to lift your hips, almost pulling off of his cock all the way before slamming back down and repeating. Speeding up as you dig your nails into James's chest, no doubt to leave marks in the morning. Skin against skin filling the room, as well as the sound of your slick. You begin to bounce on him, needing more. More of James, more of the way his cock is filling you perfectly and ruining you for anybody else. Your walls moulding to him and sucking him in, never wanting to pull away but keep him in your warmth forever.
"So fucking big, feel so good," comes out as a breathless moan, unable to shove your noises down and hide them as you toss your head back. The knot in your stomach tightening, forcing you to clench around his cock. Pulling a stuttered moan from the dark haired boy under you.
Your tits moving in time with your own bounces, jiggling in front of his face. James leans up to capture one of them in his mouth, sucking on it hard enough there will surely be a bruise in the morning. Nibbling on it while you continue to bounce on him. Wanting nothing more than to milk him for everything he's worth, you clench around him again.
Feeling his moan be muffled by your chest and his drool making an even bigger mess than before. You reach down and rub your clit, the knot in your belly tightening until it's about to snap.
"Come on love, wanna make you feel so good and have you cum inside me," your words are enough to send the sensitive boy toppling over the edge, yourself quickly following.
Your moans mixing together just as your slick has. Ropes of warm cum coating your walls, leaking out and down his cock as you slow down until you finally stop. Leaning down as you press your head against his collarbone, heavy pants leaving you.
"O-oh, my god," a breathless chuckle comes from James, paired with a sweet grin and sleepy eyes.
His arms coming to wrap around you, tugging you as close as you can get while pressing a kiss to your sweat slick temple. The room silent but filled with the scent of sex. Both of your chests heaving, as he starts to slowly rub your back.
🌸- Post azkaban Sirius
The first place Sirius went after making sure that Harry was safe was to and old apartment he had before he was wrongfully imprisoned where he has a box full of some of James’ things he stole during their time at Hogwarts and afterwards. He can’t take the whole box with him so he has Remus come back for it later but what he does take is James’ Quidditch jersey from 7th year and he wears it all the time at Grimmauld Place, only changing our of it when Harry comes over because he doesn’t wanna be insensitive. He won’t let anyone wash it because he doesn’t want it to stop smelling like James.
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Rules Headcanons || Sirius Black
A/N: These are just some quick nsfw headcanons on what I think Sirius’ rules would be for his sub for the lovely Ms. Bo, hope you all enjoy, I was thinking I could do them for Jamie and Rem too?
Warnings: nsfw, dom/sub, should be gender neutral reader please tell me if it’s not, little exhibitionism, not proof read
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can I please have a sirius 🌸 headcannon for moi- sick anon
Si likes getting pedicures, and if you like them too he’ll take you along with him. It’s not just pedicures either, he goes in for full spa days and does not spare any expense. Facials, manicures, pedicures, massages, he goes full out and if you don’t wanna go with him he can usually get James to go with him. He loves keeping himself clean and manicured, especially his hands because when they’re tidy and his nails are painted they look so pretty wrapped around your neck.
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congratulations love! may i have a 🌸 for regulus please?
Regulus can juggle, I know I know, stay here with me though please. Regulus was never an especially out going person but he and Sirius were best friends, he’d tag along with his big brother everywhere, trying to emulate him in every way he could, wanting to be as special and cool as him. Before Sirius left for Hogwarts they were as thick as thieves and Sirius tried as hard as he could to shield his little brother from the tyranny of their parents, so when he leaves for school as Reg is all alone he tries to find things to do that’ll keep himself occupied. He goes through painting, drawing, writing and while he likes all of those he needs something more physical, something more playful that reminds him of his brother, the jokester. I feel like juggling isn’t a thing in the wizarding world because they have magic and can just levitate stuff so Reg doesn’t realize what he’s doing is mugglesque and neither do his parents. It really helps him calm down when he gets anxious and he does it a lot during that year without Sirius. It also helps him become more dexterous which will help with Quidditch later.
When he gets to Hogwarts he learns from a muggle born student that juggling is something muggles do he stops because of his blood supremacy.
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