[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[psychictantrums]

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

[sinister--oculus-deactivated202]

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.

[katesofheaven]

[minuty]

[celebritiesandmovies]

Everybody ready to say goodbye to our solar system? To our galaxy.

[magicalforestfairy]

[thoughtkick]

“One kind word can change someone’s entire day.”

— Unknown (via quotefeeling)

[destroymylife]

[nordicsublime]

Gravetye Manor - ft.com

[fishbreathmcrolypoly]

[quotespile]

“When I read obituaries I always note the age of the deceased. Automatically I relate this figure to my own age. Four years to go, I think. Nine more years. Two years and I’m dead. The power of numbers is never more evident than when we use them to speculate on the time of our dying.”

— Don DeLillo, White Noise

[imposer]

[hplyrikz]

“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”

— Jenna, Waitress (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[thoughtkick]

“I am the dark and I am the light, I am the moon and I am the starless night sky. Fall in love with all that I am or please, do not fall in love with me at all.”

— Unknown (via thoughtkick)

[cwote]

You’re beautiful too :))

[ekaitza-deactivated20251124]

Only want honest souls around me. If that means havin to be alone a lot, so be it.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[books-n-quotes]

“Now he understood. This was death. Death was a silence that gave back no answer.”

— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, The Yearling (via books-n-quotes)